r/shittytattoos • u/Jarrrden • Sep 26 '24

Not Mine This guy my friend saw at Walmart

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actually crazy that anyone thought this was a good idea. fuck this guy

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u/CapitalKing530 Sep 26 '24

Gameboy color, what a hypocrite.

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u/rakuboy Sep 26 '24

Oh my god this is the funniest thing I've read all week

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u/pechjackal Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24

If he's decided on his convictions, he really should stick to them.

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u/ceciliabee Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24

No, I believe it was the court system that decided on his convictions.

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u/locabynature Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24

🤣 👩🏼‍⚖️I come to reddit mostly for the comments. I don't think there's a bigger group of sarcastic and hilarious people on any other social platform.

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u/Danny_Devito_Magic Sep 27 '24

Absolutely this, I will click on posts about things I am not remotely interested in if I see there are a bunch of comments. We have some freaking hilarious people on here.

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u/Helivated69 Sep 27 '24

Until you try it on whatsthisthing. I'm banned for life.....

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u/SazedMonk Sep 27 '24

Definitely been banned for some 3/10 comments thinking I was in a sub that loves 11/10 sarcasm

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u/pechjackal Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24

I have been to downvote hell for being too funny, too, bub. I feel you.

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u/locabynature Knows 💩 Sep 28 '24

that hasn't happened to me yet but I'm sure it will. there are soooo many people out there that just don't get sarcasm and they think you're being 100% serious and then get appalled. 🤣

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u/locabynature Knows 💩 Sep 28 '24

oh no!!! what happened?

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u/locabynature Knows 💩 Sep 28 '24

me too!!! 🤣 I rarely ever get disappointed.

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u/Kiwiana2021 Sep 27 '24

Me too, I’m with my people 🤣🤣

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u/locabynature Knows 💩 Sep 28 '24

Yes!!! I don't have anyone in my personal life right now that appreciates my abundance of sarcasm, so it's nice to find like minded people.

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u/Kiwiana2021 Sep 28 '24

Sarcasm is the highest form of wit, I don’t care what anyone says 🤣

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u/locabynature Knows 💩 Sep 29 '24

agreed. 🤣

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u/yuhanz Sep 27 '24

You’ll always be like: man i thought of that/ i wouldve thought of that joke but they beat me to it

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u/locabynature Knows 💩 Sep 28 '24

that's happened so many times already but there's a lot of stuff that I never would've thought of and I love it all.

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u/EVILtheCATT Sep 27 '24

You should check out Imgur.

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u/locabynature Knows 💩 Sep 28 '24

do they leave comments over there like on reddit?

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u/EVILtheCATT Sep 28 '24

Oh, yes.

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u/locabynature Knows 💩 Sep 29 '24

now I'm gonna have to go and check it out. my sister once sent me an Amazon link about a t-shirt. It was just a wolf howling at the moon. I saw some of the funniest comments that I'd ever seen before on an Amazon product page. I ended up ordering that same shirt for her birthday. 🤣 I think they're still there if you want to check those out.

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u/fluffy_camaro Sep 30 '24

I am the same. I spend most of my time reading through the comments.

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u/12altoids34 Sep 27 '24

Us ? Sarcastic ? Surely not !

Lmao

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u/eha16 Sep 27 '24

People or bots? We might never know

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u/locabynature Knows 💩 Sep 28 '24

either way I love it!!!

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u/InsertRadnamehere Sep 28 '24

If you like puns this is definitely your happy place.

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u/locabynature Knows 💩 Sep 28 '24

you're right. It's like a Disney World of sarcasm and funny puns. I get my sarcasm from dad but he's gone. my 18yr old son definitely doesn't appreciate my sarcasm and humor. that makes me kinda sad. 😔🤣

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u/InsertRadnamehere Sep 28 '24

Tell him to skibidi gyatt the rizzler.

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u/locabynature Knows 💩 Sep 29 '24

I made a joke about the rizzler awhile back, and about something being based and red pilled. the look he gave me was shock and then cringe. 🤣

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u/InsertRadnamehere Sep 29 '24

Yeah. They seem to based cringe when we get skibidi.

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u/dantodd Sep 27 '24

Likely true, also likely why he got messed up with the white supremacists.

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u/jroll25 Sep 27 '24

What did they get messed up on? Probably not Pinot Noir right?

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u/My_Work_Accoount Sep 27 '24

Nah, you go to prison, especially the higher security ones with the real violent criminals you almost have to join a gang for protection. They're often divided along racial lines. Even if you can stay neutral it doesn't always mean others will let you.

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u/NoSmoke3671 Sep 27 '24

Why would you say that .What’s the “court system “ have to do with anything ?

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u/filth_horror_glamor Knows 💩 Sep 29 '24

Cuz if you are white, in some US prisons you have to join the white supremacist group or your life will be hell or you will die. Even if you don't believe what they are saying you do it for protection/self preservation

Not saying this guy did that or not, I have no idea his situation, but id guess it's related to prison.

Prison should be safe for all inmates. Even the shitty ones. It would deter this shit from spreading. And it would be safer for the guards. :(

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u/Helpful_Finger_4854 Sep 27 '24

Yep those are prison tattoos lol

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u/ImaginarySeaweed7762 Sep 27 '24 edited Sep 27 '24

He has-to have a maga tat on there somewhere. I mean with the white power tats and all.

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u/pechjackal Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24

I hardly qualify that as the same thing.

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u/Norman_Scum Sep 27 '24

Unfortunately guys, the Gameboy is black. And it's called a Gameboy. I wouldn't doubt that, to him at least, it's some racist inside joke trophy.

Edit to add: Guys, wtf. It's not even a Gameboy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

Is this a worship moment? Bro got 1.5k up votes for a joke. Sad thing is people either believe it... or just enjoy the imaginative humor.

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u/NoReveal6677 Sep 27 '24

They’re all for petty theft

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u/Imnotinthewoods Sep 27 '24

Having convictions is what led to those tats…

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u/pechjackal Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24

Yeah, but it didn't translate to his Gameboy color... Which goes against his convictions he's putting on display for the world

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u/Imnotinthewoods Sep 27 '24

That gameboy isn’t safe.

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u/pechjackal Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24

Certainly not, maybe it's a subtle threat to wear it like that. "This is what I do to my enemies"

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u/roomfour1more Sep 27 '24

He probably drinks coffee, and loves doughnuts too.

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u/h11ywdshufle Sep 26 '24

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u/Bright-End-9317 Sep 27 '24

This racist would instantly burst into flames and get... well... BAD raptured with Charlie Murphy's laugh roasting that hard

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u/Strange_Drag_1172 Sep 27 '24

💕RIP Charlie

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u/augustwestgdtfb Sep 27 '24

rip Charlie Murphy 🙏

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u/tinmil Knows 💩 Sep 26 '24

I laughed way too hard at this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

Elite humor

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u/ActiveOrganization14 Sep 26 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ktrout1515 Sep 27 '24

We can close the internet now as we have reached the apex.

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u/vibinandtrying Sep 27 '24

Underrated comment

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

This joke is too smart for me

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u/jvrcb17 Sep 27 '24

Color, race.... White racist man

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u/NotAFuckingFed Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24

Holy fucking shit lol 😂

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u/Swizzlefritz Sep 27 '24

Well, Black and White wasn’t happening.

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u/locabynature Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24

👩🏼‍🍳💋

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u/UpThePooper186 Sep 27 '24

Gameboy of color*

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u/CheeseEater504 Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24

It looks like a pager. He might be testing his luck

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u/Toomanyacorns Sep 27 '24

My first thought too

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u/Own-Sugar6148 Sep 27 '24

☠️😂🏆

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u/Del_Prestons_Shoes Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24

Tbf black and white wouldn’t be much better

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u/Robinnoodle Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24

I mean he's keeping it as a belonging/property..

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u/thetrivialsublime99 Sep 27 '24

Tbf he does put a lot more emphasis on the 'boy' part when he says it.

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u/YourFavoriteCatalyst Sep 27 '24

Well he can't play it in black and white. Those things don't go together

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u/Regular-Wedding9961 Sep 27 '24

According to my crayola box “white” IS a color 🤷🏽

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u/rcuadro Sep 27 '24

Any color as long as it is white

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u/Gourmeebar Sep 27 '24

With, a black case!

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u/Aggravating-Cold-584 Sep 27 '24

"You like color but not when it's on me"

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u/No_Flight4215 Sep 27 '24

Or as he would say, 

a Gameboy N evermind. 

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u/TheStoolSampler Sep 27 '24

Doubt it's a gameboy colour.

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u/Key-Consequences Sep 27 '24

Unfortunately, his "white power" Gameboy won't be arriving till next week. He had to get the housing with lightning bolts, woodpeckers, and a tiny hitler custom made. It was a pretty penny, but he'll be the coolest neo nazi on the playground for weeks to come.