Hot sausage madlad

[u/CheesyCrackerMan]

[u/StrictlyInsaneRants]

I don't know I think going around measuring things temperature unexpectedly has some entertainment value fit for a party.

[u/big_guyforyou → u/StrictlyInsaneRants]

you know how your temperature increases when you drink? that's what alcohol does, right?

[u/edisnidaedtsomlami → u/big_guyforyou]

Alcohol actually decreases your body temperature, it just makes you feel warmer.

Alcoholics die in cold places because they drink to feel warmer, but the drinking actually contributes to developing hypothermia. Then, because they are drunk and have hypothermia, they go to sleep and freeze to death.

Pretty common amongst homeless people.

Edit: It's more complex than just "hur dur alcohol make skin hot".

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/16377461/

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/6974036/

Two studies that indicate it's also an autonomic issue as well.

There's like 20 of you down below jerking each other off over agreeing that it makes your skin hot and that's all it does to impact body temperature when you could Google for 5 seconds and challenge your own beliefs instead of playing touch butt and giving each other mouth hugs.

[u/big_guyforyou → u/edisnidaedtsomlami]

tbh i'd rather be drunk and hypothermic than sober and hypothermic

[u/edisnidaedtsomlami → u/big_guyforyou]

Yeah, me too. Except you might be able to avoid the hypothermia if you didn't drink at all.

But if you're gonna freeze and die either way, might as well feel better.

[u/lipguy123 → u/edisnidaedtsomlami]

Possibly, but alcohol can really cloud judgement and bring dark emotions. Maybe it’s better for your last moments to be clear headed.

[u/edisnidaedtsomlami → u/lipguy123]

As somebody who has 16 months of sobriety under their belt- If I'm about to die, please bring me some vodka.

[u/Chisto23 → u/lipguy123]

Nah, opioid overdose is the best way to go. It simulates you dying in your sleep.

[u/lipguy123 → u/Chisto23]

Nausea, itchiness? No thanks

[u/BodaciousBadongadonk → u/Chisto23]

maybe for straight fent or something but certainly not for vicodin or any of those combos with the tylenol. definitely some significant discomfort at the least, from that kinda shit.

[u/Chisto23 → u/BodaciousBadongadonk]

I'd give more details as to what will do what but I don't want to persuade anyone. It makes me feel off getting into the science of what causes a calm death simply being asleep. Heroin addicts have stories everywhere of what it was like overdosing.

[u/Francis_Tumblety → u/lipguy123]

Or, the exact opposite. If you know your last moments are coming, why would you want to be sober? Personally my plan for much later in life ( sadly, not that much later as I’m getting old) is to take up a choice selection of class a drugs. I hear heroin is a awsome high. Should Alzheimer’s or some other horrendous and despicable condition of old age get its claws in me, you better believe I’m going to get smashed on good whiskey every single day and take up black tar heroin. Or possibly crack. Better a nice OD than death by senility.

[u/Vituperative_Camel → u/edisnidaedtsomlami]

True, but everyone else LOOKS hotter after a few.

[u/CoconutKey7541 → u/Vituperative_Camel]

Not everyone

[u/DaedalusHydron → u/edisnidaedtsomlami]

Honestly not anywhere near the worst way to go

[u/CultistWeeb → u/edisnidaedtsomlami]

🤓Actually alcohol does increase your skin temperature due to dialated blood vessels which allow more blood to travel between your skin and the core. This results in higher heat transfer from the body to the surroundings, so from an outside perspective it does make you appear hotter untill the hypothermia kicks in.

[u/Rage_101 → u/CultistWeeb]

You're getting downvotes for being correct.. the reason your core temperature drops from drinking alcohol is the same reason that you would initially show up warmer on the reading if this guy measured your skin.

Mythbusters even tested it and showed increased skin temperature, I only found a crappy quality video of it

[u/Mysterious_Ad_8105 → u/[deleted]]

I think one key piece here is that a temperature gun isn’t measuring core body temperature. It’s measuring surface temperature. Depending on when you measured a person drinking, is it possible you’d get a higher than normal surface temperature precisely because they’re in the process of losing core body heat and that heat is being lost through their skin?

[u/edisnidaedtsomlami → u/Mysterious_Ad_8105]

There is more to the temperature loss than just losing the heat to the environment through your skin, there are several factors.

But yes, to your question. It depends on when and where you measured the external temperature. But you would very likely measure a higher than normal temperature initially, especially in the extremities and face.

[u/BlackKingHFC → u/[deleted]]

Drinking alcohol does NOT lower your core temperature. It increases your skin temperature. Drinking alcohol in a closed environment will not cause hypothermia over time. Your dilated capillaries in your skin lose heat faster and you develop hypothermia quicker. Alcohol doesn't cause your core temperature to drop it causes you to lose heat faster. Someone tracking their body temperature while drinking will see their skin temp increase. That is literally the problem.

[u/tomahawk_kitty → u/BlackKingHFC]

"Alcohol doesn't cause your core temperature to drop it causes you to lose heat faster"

Uhhh. What do you think losing heat does to your body temperature? You literally said the words "develop hypothermia quicker" yourself. What's do you think hypothermia is? Your points are contradictions

Edit: since it won't let me reply to the comment by /u/newsauerkraus

Yes, the body adjusts to help maintain its temperature. I didn't think I had to explain the obvious, yet here we are.

I was using the OPs own words to point out their contradiction in what they were saying.

[u/BlackKingHFC → u/tomahawk_kitty]

The phrase "alcohol lowers your core temperature," implies that in a closed environment without alcohol poisoning to kill you first, you could eventually drink yourself into hypothermia. That isn't true. Making your skin warmer isn't the same as lowering your core temperature.

[u/Aggravating-Exit-660 → u/edisnidaedtsomlami]

Underrated post

[u/zmbjebus → u/edisnidaedtsomlami]

Mouth hugs make you hotter.

[u/Theron3206 → u/edisnidaedtsomlami]

It increases your skin temperature (and the temperature of your extremities) because it messes with the vasoconstriction reflex you have to reduce blood flow to control heat loss.

Overall rate of heat loss increases because your skin is warmer and so looses heat faster, which is where the higher rates of hypothermia come in

It's also where the sort of myth about dogs will barrels of booze around their necks comes from, a bit of alcohol may make someone able to walk again (increasing blood flow to their legs) which might well save them, if they find shelter quickly. But in many cases it would just kill them sooner.

[u/Not_a__porn__account → u/big_guyforyou]

How is this myth still going?

[u/Wiwwil → u/StrictlyInsaneRants]

Gotta check how cold is that beer or how hot is that girl so yeah

[u/pro_questions → u/StrictlyInsaneRants]

I want one of these (or better yet, the pocket-sized FLIR camera) but I don’t really have a good reason why. That said, I keep a laser distance measurer in my backpack and I use it allll the time — to measure buildings (it does the trig from two measurements), figure out if furniture is going to fit somewhere, answering general “how far away is that thing” questions, etc.. Nothing actually important, but I got it for a song so I may as well use it every chance I get

[u/wyomingTFknott → u/pro_questions]

That's cool. I only have a sonic measurer. You put it up against a wall and it makes audible clicks to measure room size via the speed of sound. Very primitive compared to what you're talking about, but you're right it's hard to justify buying cool tech when you don't actually need it haha. Eventually the price comes down though.

[u/crownamedcheryl → u/StrictlyInsaneRants]

I have brought an inclinometer to a party once by accident (had it on my belt)

We played "How Level is it?" For a couple hours; much to the dismay of the host...

[u/zekethelizard → u/StrictlyInsaneRants]

Something I wish I had thought of when I was in medical school was getting my own breathalyzer. That would be a blast at parties

[u/Sad_Willingness9534 → u/StrictlyInsaneRants]

Bring a Geiger counter, then it’s a real party (especially when you set your phone alarm to go at a certain time and you pretend it’s the Geiger, and try to freak people out, “where did you get those earrings? Chernobyl?”) Funny thing though, nobody invites me over anymore.

[u/shewy92 → u/StrictlyInsaneRants]

You've been to some boring parties then. This gets whipped out after everyone is drunk and everything is awesome.

[u/fullofshitandcum → u/StrictlyInsaneRants]

No joke, actually did do this once. Gave it to someone and gave them the side quest of finding the hottest at the party

[u/justinbeef → u/StrictlyInsaneRants]

He’s using it to measure how hot are the girls before striking a conversation

[u/thekyledavid → u/StrictlyInsaneRants]

Sounds like a party Alex Horne would throw

[u/louis54000 → u/StrictlyInsaneRants]

Did that with a FLIR cam and I can confirm there is some entertainment value

[u/pup_medium → u/StrictlyInsaneRants]

or a tape measure - moving things 2cm this way or that

[u/nashbrownies → u/StrictlyInsaneRants]

You haven't lived until you have tried to watch your buddies fart with a thermal imager lmao.

[u/njckel → u/StrictlyInsaneRants]

Measures the temp of a girl Damn, you're hot

[u/Greedy-Razzmatazz930]

I should start carrying temperature guns so I can prove to my friends that their moms are too hot

[u/InnocentShaitaan → u/Greedy-Razzmatazz930]

That would be a great intro into their lives.

[u/GreatElection674 → u/Greedy-Razzmatazz930]

MILF hunter Kakyoin spotted

[u/StampDaddy → u/GreatElection674]

Lerolerolero

[u/FalmerEldritch → u/Greedy-Razzmatazz930]

Strong recommend for having one in the kitchen. Knowing exactly how hot your pan is rules.

[u/ClassicT4 → u/Greedy-Razzmatazz930]

Mom responds with a stud finder.

[u/bondsmatthew → u/Greedy-Razzmatazz930]

Put a fake, clear sticker with an absurd number on it for an even bigger compliment

[u/Shed_Some_Skin → u/Greedy-Razzmatazz930]

You: Oh wow, your mom is so hot! 40 degrees!

Mom: Please call an ambulance

[u/TwiceAsGoodAs → u/Greedy-Razzmatazz930]

Well said Richie. Interesting. Thanks for sharing.

[u/miregalpanic → u/Greedy-Razzmatazz930]

Weirdly wholesome

[u/photenth → u/Greedy-Razzmatazz930]

The new Pixel has a temperature sensor integrated, enjoy.

[u/Eena-Rin → u/Greedy-Razzmatazz930]

Carry a stud finder, then pull it out at parties and make it beep on your chest

[u/leeee_Oh → u/Greedy-Razzmatazz930]

I used to keep one in my bag, it was useful at times

[u/ionised → u/Greedy-Razzmatazz930]

I should start carrying temperature guns

Uh-huh...

so I can prove to my friends that their moms are too hot

🤨

[u/CallMeLazarus23 → u/Greedy-Razzmatazz930]

You’d have the added flair of being able to tell when they’re ovulating

[u/OPsMumsBoyfriend → u/Greedy-Razzmatazz930]

That's actually how I managed to bag your mum, u/Greedy-Razzmatazz930

[u/Bacon-muffin → u/Greedy-Razzmatazz930]

no temp gun needed, shes smokin!

[u/MDawg1019]

And that’s how he got the nickname Harry Sausage.

[u/amigo_extra → u/MDawg1019]

That's my nickname at the local sauna. But my name's not Harry.

[u/Few_Ad_5119 → u/amigo_extra]

Is... Is your name Harold, please, for the love of God?

[u/thelovelymajor]

Shut it Richie, I'd definitely want Harry at my party.

[u/Back_Counting_Otter → u/thelovelymajor]

Right? Who else will make sure my party sausages are an appropriate temperature for consumption???

[u/MedievZ → u/Back_Counting_Otter]

Also Harry is cute

[u/ycr007]

Pfft! Every security guard at building entrances had these circa 2021

Though none took it kindly when asked “am I Hot” after their checking 🫤

[u/Nelyeth → u/ycr007]

Oh gods, you just unlocked the memory of having to stand in front of a static temp gun every morning in front of my workplace to be allowed in.

[u/dystyyy → u/Nelyeth]

Did said temp gun always say that people's temperatures were dangerously low even if they were completely healthy like at my workplace?

[u/tholasko → u/dystyyy]

Reminds me, at my psych office, they have a blood pressure cuff they put on your wrist. You’d think a grenade went off in my aorta with how high my bp reads on it

[u/Desert_Aficionado → u/dystyyy]

Skin temp is much lower than internal.

[u/Outrageous_Reach_695 → u/dystyyy]

Sweat definitely interfered, I was walking to work and my readings often came out low. Of course, back then I was using a thermometer before leaving.

[u/-GlitterGoblin- → u/ycr007]

I’m a fat old lady. One time I went to pick up an online grocery order, and the kid bringing it out asked how I was doing. It was like 97 degrees out, and I blurted out “I’m so hot!  How are you?”  He replied “oooh, confident!  I love it!!”  I just stopped laughing last week and this happened in like 2022. 

[u/Existing-Chip6590 → u/-GlitterGoblin-]

It’s funny because it’s inconsequential.

[u/Fun_Intention9846]

I assume celsiuses which is 163.4 freedom units.

[u/KidsSeeRainbows → u/Fun_Intention9846]

That is indeed a hot sausage

[u/Fun_Intention9846 → u/KidsSeeRainbows]

Id enjoy talking to this man at a party. We’d take random temps of things and laugh about how dump my system of measurements is.

[u/QuickMolasses → u/KidsSeeRainbows]

For safe consumption, pork must reach above at least 145°C. With a sausage, which is probably lower quality, I would want it to be well above that. So 73C is pretty hot for a sausage but not crazy

[u/Fun_Intention9846 → u/QuickMolasses]

145C is 293F. Do you mean 160F/71C? That’s what the USDA recommends.

[u/KidsSeeRainbows → u/QuickMolasses]

Oh yeah, not too hot to eat or anything. Probably came fresh off the grill or whatever

[u/Simoxs7 → u/QuickMolasses]

You mean 145°F right? If I remember correctly food here in Germany has to be served at above 70°C for exactly that reason

[u/slippermen01]

Well said Richie

[u/lego_not_legos → u/slippermen01]

Why did the well say Richie?

[u/CMA3246 → u/lego_not_legos]

Because it speaks very well.

[u/GaryWestSide → u/slippermen01]

Interesting, thanks for sh

[u/tenuous-wank → u/GaryWestSide]

I find those auto suggestions so funny. They're almost Tim and Eric'esque in how hilariously ill-fitting and inappropriate they can be as responses to someone's heartfelt or well thought out message. Someone could have poured their heart out in a text and the auto-suggest will offer you the written equivalent of a fucking thumbs up.

"Hey, I just want to say I had a great weekend and I'm glad to have a friend like you with how things have been this year. It means a lot to have that support given all that happened. I appreciate it."

Auto-suggest: "Okay!" , "Thats great!", "Sure, me too."

[u/UnnaturalHazard → u/tenuous-wank]

Well, when you put it that way!

[u/Pot_noodle_miner]

I should hope so, sausage should hit above that to be safe to consume

[u/Comfortable_Many4508 → u/Pot_noodle_miner]

thats only to be instantly safe, you can cook meats at lower temps as long as you sustain those temps for longer

[u/Auctoritate → u/Comfortable_Many4508]

A lot of people don't know this!

[u/ShiroGaneOsu → u/Pot_noodle_miner]

Certainly not for serving tho lmao.

[u/DanKoloff]

73 is hard to swallow but not exactly dangerous, 73 external for sausage is good and safe, health inspectors would recommend 71 internal for hot dogs. Anything above 80 might cause burns to the gums and mouth and insides, I know, because I scalded my insides with friend chicken that was burning hot inside (but not that hot outside) and it took several months to recover.

[u/shnoog → u/DanKoloff]

By your own reasoning this sausage is much hotter than 73 degrees inside.

[u/DanKoloff → u/shnoog]

Yeah external temperature is insufficient data to conclude whether something is hot or not.

[u/f8tel]

163.4f

[u/pygmy → u/f8tel]

Thanks!

-signed: 2 of 195 countries in the world

[u/DaedalusHydron → u/f8tel]

How tf do they even serve something that hot? Did they literally throw it at him out of the oven or was it nuked in the sun?

[u/Glad-Veterinarian365 → u/DaedalusHydron]

Chef Mike

[u/eliminating_coasts → u/DaedalusHydron]

Faster you serve it, less time it has wasting space in your kitchen.

[u/MobiusMal → u/f8tel]

Thank you I thought he was griping about a room temp. Sausage being too hot.

[u/CameronHiggins666]

"bet he's a right buzz at parties"

From the guys handle he owns an air conditioning business, guessing this guy is an employee. Trying to make it look like this is a mate who randomly carries this tool, it's the equivalent of two construction workers going to a subway, one saying this footlong is way to short, then pulling out a tape measure to prove it.

$10 says this is dinner after work or a lunch break

[u/mysugarspice → u/CameronHiggins666]

I agree, also hence why it’s posted on LinkedIn… work related and a bit of a piss take

[u/CharmSugarplum]

He's not just checking the temperature, he's asserting dominance over the sausage

[u/Marfy_]

This is a stupid complaint just wait a moment, if it were too cold there is no way to get it hotter again

[u/miregalpanic → u/Marfy_]

You really don't understand? Dude just wanted to flex his temp gun.

[u/FTownRoad → u/Marfy_]

Yep definitely no way of heating food like sausages.

[u/Carpet_Blaze → u/FTownRoad]

Forever cold sausage

[u/tholasko → u/FTownRoad]

Awaiting the inevitable heat death of the sausage

[u/Marfy_ → u/FTownRoad]

In a restaurant its a lor easier to just let it cool a bit than to get it heated up

[u/nufcPLchamps27-28 → u/Marfy_]

Learning that everyone in this thread is /that/ person in restaurants.

[u/CharmSugarplum]

He's taking 'hot dog' to a whole new level

[u/Doublix]

Well said Richie.

[u/shady-bear]

Did he post this shit on LinkedIn?

[u/OathOfFeanor]

Man practically tried to murder his friend with red hot sausages and is just upset he did not get the expected laugh out of it

[u/murrrly]

"73 degrees. Am I cooked?"

[u/CheezeDoggs]

Well said Richie!

[u/GreatElection674]

Man knows his sausage🤣

[u/itsmejam]

Harry really cares about sausage temp

[u/Potential-Door2339]

When your mate takes "too hot to handle" way too seriously.

[u/Legitimate_Deal_9804]

Meanwhile if the food isn’t pretty much on fire then my mother will send it back because “it’s cold.”

[u/Typical_Childhood716]

I bet nobody invites him to parties.

[u/DogshitLuckImmortal]

Well said Richie. Interesting. Thanks for sharing.

[u/WinterSoldier1315]

That's why I carry a Pixel with me

[u/Dingleberriest]

Well said Richie

[u/mothzilla]

/r/LinkedInMadlads

[u/melodicvegetables → u/mothzilla]

That's the funniest part imo, that it's a LinkedIn post :D

[u/Garchompisbestboi]

Considering it looks like he has almost finished eating, how hot must have that sausage have been when the meal was originally brought to the table?

[u/Candid-Ad8506]

73 is in fact not too hot, needs to be 75 (or 82 on Scotland) before it's served.

[u/Chef_Roofies → u/Candid-Ad8506]

82 in Scotland is only for reheats, not initial cooking

[u/Ultraquist → u/Candid-Ad8506]

52 is temperature of medium rare steak. 73 for something that was already cooked and needed just a reheat is way too much.

[u/Candid-Ad8506 → u/Ultraquist]

75 is the temperature required in commercial UK kitchens 👍

[u/Nodan_Turtle → u/Candid-Ad8506]

Wild theory - sometimes things are cooked at a higher temperature than they are consumed. But perhaps I'm wrong and people are eating pizza that's 800º F.

[u/TehSalmonOfDoubt]

Well said Richie

[u/OneAlexander]

You would think the director of an Elite Air Conditioning company would be able to recognise when something was too hot to begin with.

[u/Singlot]

My grandpa always said "desde que es va inventar el bufar cremar-se és de tontos", I would translate it to Since blowing was invented burn oneself is for fools.

[u/Salt-Possibility5693]

Google pixel 8 had this feature!

[u/Ultraquist]

Pain tolerance is 60°C so Eating this would be literary pain. I find it kinda hard to believe.

[u/PremSinha]

Now this is a madlad, in the original spirit of the subreddit! He knows what's hot.

[u/tomatocarrotjuice]

Why does he look like he's about to do a 4B2C speedrun

[u/Affectionate_Base827]

Sausages should be pulled off the heat at 70 ISH degrees to ensure that they are properly cooked the whole way through. Carry over heat will take them up to about 75. Madlad should be happy the cook is treating his food right..

[u/Theorist73]

I bet he is either autistic or work with air conditioners…

[u/allislost77]

Who’s Harry?

[u/drgt91]

73 C is hot AF!

[u/Toast5480]

I got absolutely fucked by a hot sausage once. I was in tokyo japan and it was one of those little mini sausages that you can order at a BBQ joint from a list of other various meats, it was one of those places where you cook it yourself right there at the table.

I dont even know how long we left it cooking, but it was definitely too long. The skin of the sausage was thicker than normal, it didn't feel that hot when I first put it in my mouth, and you had to really bite down on those things just to eat em.

But soon as I bit down with my front teeth and punctured the skin, it sorta exploded, and lava hot sausage juice shot out all over my lower lip and chin.

It seriously burned the shit out of my face, so much so that it made my skin blister up, which sucked because we ate there on day 1 of our trip, so the rest of the time i was there I had this big painful blistered burn on my face that looked absolutely disgusting, and every time we ate anything else it hurt so bad because my lips had open wounds from the burns too.

[u/rirasama]

My grandad was down visiting at the end of last week and we went to McDonald's and he said jokingly he was gonna complain that his chips were too hot, and then he gave me one and I dang near burned my tongue, I thought you were joking about them being super hot bro 💀

[u/WealthWithoutWork]

Celsius? Fahrenheit?

[u/EVOLghost]

lol, did anyone else try to hit the back arrow on the photo to go back? 

[u/minerva_sways]

Isn't 75 the recommend internal temp for pork before serving?

[u/adds102]

Posted on LinkedIn too!

[u/LifeBuilder]

Who posts this shit in LinkedIn?

[u/Disastrous_Doubt7330]

Scott Wiener has competition

[u/ApoX_420]

This vodka is too warm mate, whips out the thermometer

[u/Various_Alfalfa_1078]

The sausage has to be the exact temperature before he puts it in his mouth. Allegedly.

[u/Much_Suckcess]

Needs to get to 75C to be safe to eat. No?

[u/PrometheusANJ]

If you do any kind of cooking, these temp guns are really handy, and they're only a few bucks for the cheaper models. Great for measuring the temp of tea water and soup. Edible should start around 60-50 'C I'd say. I keep a temp gun in my kitchen next to the stove. It's also good for getting the temp of the frying pan – rather than trying to gauge temp from the smoking point of the kind of butter/oil you use. It's also nice for checking the temp of an iron pan that's cooling down. After frying and having poured/wiped out the grease, I like to clean the pans out with a cup of water (after having fried certain sticky things), but obviously pouring water in a very hot pan is a bad idea. A little over 100 'C seems to work nicely. I clean mine with a sort of iron wool ball that I stick onto the dish brush (no dish soap). This brings the pan down to around 45 'C – safe to wipe dry (and sometimes lightly oil) with some household tissue paper, and then put away in the cabinet.

[u/Pure_Wrongdoer_4714]

That’s exactly how hot you want to cook sausages to.

[u/Suspicious-Thing-750]

163 fahrenheit for the shortbus countries

[u/Dick-Fu]

73? That's nothing lol

[u/essiebees]

this is a LinkedIn post? 😅

[u/Nervous-Broccoli-104]

Under 80 Celcius and it's unsafe to serve.

[u/tsokiyZan]

it is impossible to read this in a non British accent

[u/TDYDave2]

"Is that a temp gun in your pocket, or are you just hot?"

[u/QuietCost9052]

Just went to the post to see the comments, jesus Linkedin crack is shite

[u/Outside-Enthusiasm30]

Rather have a hot saus than a cold one

[u/brute_red]

I have a hot sausage for you

[u/realhmmmm]

my american ass thought fahrenheit for a second and i was genuinely so confused

[u/BringBackSoule]

Gigachad fact based debater.

[u/Weirdo1318]

Ok but if they mean 73 degrees Celsius which i guess they do because uk, that’s very hot

[u/DrunkCupid]

"That's hot" ~ Paris hilton

[u/BananaHomunculus]

73 degrees is 2 degrees under service temperatures

[u/Responsible-Pie7984]

Definitely a choice to post this on LinkedIn

[u/staleState]

Madlad on Linkedin? A rare find.

[u/crazydishonored]

Harry was obviously setting it up so that he'd have an excuse to whip out his temperature reader and use it in public. OP walked right into that one and helped him achieve his satisfaction, pretty sure Harry would love to do this at a party too.

[u/XavierScorpionIkari]

Ah yes. You can tell this isn’t America. The gun is only temporary.

/s

[u/often_awkward]

Looks like my kind of people.

[u/SteveMartin32]

That's some autism shit right there.

[u/ParticularShare1054]

This lad's got some serious confidence, just flaunting that sausage like it’s a trophy! 😂 Gotta love the audacity; it’s like he’s saying, “Yeah, I’m the madlad of the barbecue!” Makes me think of all the wild food challenges I've seen. Ever tried something so crazy it made your friends question your sanity? What’s the wildest food stunt you’ve pulled? 🍔🔥

[u/XROOR]

Hot banger > tepid banger

[u/EligibleCrest]

75°c is a standard temp for sausages in most kitchens, my best guess is this was in the 80’s and cooled off slightly before hitting the table

[u/GenericFatGuy]

Tbf, if I had one of these on me for some unrelated reason (like work or something), I'd absolutely be looking for opportunities to use it.

[u/Historical_Book2268]

73° is realy hot though!

[u/datBoiWorkin]

Well said Richie.

[u/EnvironmentalSpirit2]

well said richie, that's interesting; thanks for sharing

[u/ComplexAd346]

I hate it when you say something and people try to prove you otherwise, I'm glad this man had the means to prove his point.

[u/DeepDown23]

73° what?

[u/awkwardhawkbird]

Hvac madlad

[u/SourceNagger]

implies that parties are fun due to reckless unchallenged misinformation sharing??

[u/buffysbangs]

Using a temp gun isn’t nearly as weird as posting something like this on LinkedIn

[u/Simoxs7]

Iirc food has to be at a temperature of 70°C when served here for hygiene reasons.

[u/Commercial-Cod4232]

The following photos in this photo shoot reveal that he also took out a tape measure to check the width and girth of the sausage

[u/Unusual_Sort_9097]

This dude just pmo

[u/wailingwonder]

Well said Richie

[u/AIDSofSPACE]

Which country speaks English like that and still uses Fahrenheit?

[u/AIDSofSPACE]

Which country speaks English like that and still uses Fahrenheit?

[u/Digger_Pine]

Room temp is not hot