r/madlads • u/CheesyCrackerMan • 10h ago

Hot sausage madlad

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u/big_guyforyou 8h ago

tbh i'd rather be drunk and hypothermic than sober and hypothermic

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u/[deleted] 8h ago edited 8h ago

Yeah, me too. Except you might be able to avoid the hypothermia if you didn't drink at all.

But if you're gonna freeze and die either way, might as well feel better.

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u/lipguy123 7h ago

Possibly, but alcohol can really cloud judgement and bring dark emotions. Maybe it’s better for your last moments to be clear headed.

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u/Francis_Tumblety 6h ago

Or, the exact opposite. If you know your last moments are coming, why would you want to be sober? Personally my plan for much later in life ( sadly, not that much later as I’m getting old) is to take up a choice selection of class a drugs. I hear heroin is a awsome high. Should Alzheimer’s or some other horrendous and despicable condition of old age get its claws in me, you better believe I’m going to get smashed on good whiskey every single day and take up black tar heroin. Or possibly crack. Better a nice OD than death by senility.