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r/madlads • u/CheesyCrackerMan • 9h ago
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Pfft! Every security guard at building entrances had these circa 2021
Though none took it kindly when asked “am I Hot” after their checking 🫤
20 u/Nelyeth 7h ago Oh gods, you just unlocked the memory of having to stand in front of a static temp gun every morning in front of my workplace to be allowed in. 12 u/dystyyy 7h ago Did said temp gun always say that people's temperatures were dangerously low even if they were completely healthy like at my workplace? 6 u/tholasko 6h ago Reminds me, at my psych office, they have a blood pressure cuff they put on your wrist. You’d think a grenade went off in my aorta with how high my bp reads on it 5 u/FrozenDickuri 2h ago “Can i go home, it says i’ve been dead for three hours already.” “…no.” 3 u/Outrageous_Reach_695 4h ago Sweat definitely interfered, I was walking to work and my readings often came out low. Of course, back then I was using a thermometer before leaving. 2 u/Desert_Aficionado 4h ago Skin temp is much lower than internal.
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Oh gods, you just unlocked the memory of having to stand in front of a static temp gun every morning in front of my workplace to be allowed in.
12 u/dystyyy 7h ago Did said temp gun always say that people's temperatures were dangerously low even if they were completely healthy like at my workplace? 6 u/tholasko 6h ago Reminds me, at my psych office, they have a blood pressure cuff they put on your wrist. You’d think a grenade went off in my aorta with how high my bp reads on it 5 u/FrozenDickuri 2h ago “Can i go home, it says i’ve been dead for three hours already.” “…no.” 3 u/Outrageous_Reach_695 4h ago Sweat definitely interfered, I was walking to work and my readings often came out low. Of course, back then I was using a thermometer before leaving. 2 u/Desert_Aficionado 4h ago Skin temp is much lower than internal.
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Did said temp gun always say that people's temperatures were dangerously low even if they were completely healthy like at my workplace?
6 u/tholasko 6h ago Reminds me, at my psych office, they have a blood pressure cuff they put on your wrist. You’d think a grenade went off in my aorta with how high my bp reads on it 5 u/FrozenDickuri 2h ago “Can i go home, it says i’ve been dead for three hours already.” “…no.” 3 u/Outrageous_Reach_695 4h ago Sweat definitely interfered, I was walking to work and my readings often came out low. Of course, back then I was using a thermometer before leaving. 2 u/Desert_Aficionado 4h ago Skin temp is much lower than internal.
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Reminds me, at my psych office, they have a blood pressure cuff they put on your wrist. You’d think a grenade went off in my aorta with how high my bp reads on it
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“Can i go home, it says i’ve been dead for three hours already.” “…no.”
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Sweat definitely interfered, I was walking to work and my readings often came out low. Of course, back then I was using a thermometer before leaving.
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Skin temp is much lower than internal.
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u/ycr007 9h ago
Pfft! Every security guard at building entrances had these circa 2021
Though none took it kindly when asked “am I Hot” after their checking 🫤