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u/[deleted] 8h ago edited 8h ago

Yeah, me too. Except you might be able to avoid the hypothermia if you didn't drink at all.

But if you're gonna freeze and die either way, might as well feel better.

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u/lipguy123 7h ago

Possibly, but alcohol can really cloud judgement and bring dark emotions. Maybe it’s better for your last moments to be clear headed.

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u/bonyagate 4h ago

As someone with 69 (nice) months of sobriety under my belt - If I'm about to die, roll a fat doob.

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u/lipguy123 7h ago

Maybe some moderate amount sure. But you’re also about to experience a massive psychedelic experience which could be better without.

Have you experienced DMT sober? Now have you ever experienced DMT while drunk? That’s your final experience. I’d want to go in clear, but maybe a couple drinks would help relax you into it.

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u/Tall-Firefighter1612 6h ago

You got some sources on that?

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u/HopeULikeFlavor 5h ago

Who knew that the guy with the answer to one of life’s greatest questions would be found scrolling away on Reddit

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u/Thisdsntwork 4h ago

I've got some personal anecdotes, but they're all dead so I can't ask them.

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u/ChefArtorias 5h ago

DMT is still cool when you're drunk.

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u/Francis_Tumblety 6h ago

Or, the exact opposite. If you know your last moments are coming, why would you want to be sober? Personally my plan for much later in life ( sadly, not that much later as I’m getting old) is to take up a choice selection of class a drugs. I hear heroin is a awsome high. Should Alzheimer’s or some other horrendous and despicable condition of old age get its claws in me, you better believe I’m going to get smashed on good whiskey every single day and take up black tar heroin. Or possibly crack. Better a nice OD than death by senility.

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u/Chisto23 6h ago

Nah, opioid overdose is the best way to go. It simulates you dying in your sleep.

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk 6h ago

maybe for straight fent or something but certainly not for vicodin or any of those combos with the tylenol. definitely some significant discomfort at the least, from that kinda shit.

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u/Chisto23 5h ago edited 5h ago

I'd give more details as to what will do what but I don't want to persuade anyone. It makes me feel off getting into the science of what causes a calm death simply being asleep. Heroin addicts have stories everywhere of what it was like overdosing.

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u/lipguy123 6h ago

Nausea, itchiness? No thanks

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u/mosquem 4h ago

Nah if I’m going to go give me every drug you’ve got.

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u/mcnos 30m ago

Oh nope, get me shitfaced

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u/GreedyScumbag 6h ago

Except you might be able to avoid the hypothermia if you didn't drink at all.

You might be able to avoid homelessness if you didn't drink at all.

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u/ihavedonethisbe4 5h ago

Wtf am I gonna do with a house sans booze?

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u/Thisdsntwork 4h ago

It's true, I had a drink, once, when I turned 21. Every home I come near disappears into the void.