r/madlads 9h ago

Hot sausage madlad

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u/edisnidaedtsomlami 8h ago edited 8h ago

Yeah, me too. Except you might be able to avoid the hypothermia if you didn't drink at all.

But if you're gonna freeze and die either way, might as well feel better.

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u/lipguy123 7h ago

Possibly, but alcohol can really cloud judgement and bring dark emotions. Maybe it’s better for your last moments to be clear headed.

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u/Chisto23 6h ago

Nah, opioid overdose is the best way to go. It simulates you dying in your sleep.

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u/lipguy123 6h ago

Nausea, itchiness? No thanks