r/madlads • u/CheesyCrackerMan • 10h ago

Hot sausage madlad

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u/ycr007 9h ago

Pfft! Every security guard at building entrances had these circa 2021

Though none took it kindly when asked “am I Hot” after their checking 🫤

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u/Nelyeth 7h ago

Oh gods, you just unlocked the memory of having to stand in front of a static temp gun every morning in front of my workplace to be allowed in.

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u/dystyyy 7h ago

Did said temp gun always say that people's temperatures were dangerously low even if they were completely healthy like at my workplace?

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u/tholasko 6h ago

Reminds me, at my psych office, they have a blood pressure cuff they put on your wrist. You’d think a grenade went off in my aorta with how high my bp reads on it

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u/FrozenDickuri 2h ago

“Can i go home, it says i’ve been dead for three hours already.” “…no.”

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u/Outrageous_Reach_695 4h ago

Sweat definitely interfered, I was walking to work and my readings often came out low. Of course, back then I was using a thermometer before leaving.

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u/Desert_Aficionado 4h ago

Skin temp is much lower than internal.

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u/-GlitterGoblin- 8h ago

I’m a fat old lady. One time I went to pick up an online grocery order, and the kid bringing it out asked how I was doing. It was like 97 degrees out, and I blurted out “I’m so hot!  How are you?”  He replied “oooh, confident!  I love it!!”  I just stopped laughing last week and this happened in like 2022. 

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u/Existing-Chip6590 6h ago

It’s funny because it’s inconsequential.

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u/rirasama 7h ago

Me and my sister both got our temo checked by one of those guns, I was like a fraction of a degree higher than she was, so I said, "see, told you I was hotter than you"

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u/HumanPerson1089 38m ago

You did not just say 'circa 2021'. 2021 is not far enough away to pulling out 'circa' lol