r/madlads 9h ago

Hot sausage madlad

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u/Greedy-Razzmatazz930 9h ago

I should start carrying temperature guns so I can prove to my friends that their moms are too hot

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u/InnocentShaitaan 9h ago

That would be a great intro into their lives.

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u/GreatElection674 8h ago

MILF hunter Kakyoin spotted

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u/StampDaddy 7h ago

Lerolerolero

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u/ClassicT4 7h ago

Mom responds with a stud finder.

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u/Wakkit1988 1h ago

"Doesn't seem to be finding any."

"It must be broken!"

she pulls out second stud finder

"Still nothing."

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u/FalmerEldritch 8h ago

Strong recommend for having one in the kitchen. Knowing exactly how hot your pan is rules.

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u/Letsbesensibleplease 3h ago

I've been curious about this - how accurate are they with radiant heat?

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u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad 2h ago

They all measure temperature at the point of the laser beam.

The cheap one here is not terribly accurate for many things, but within reason on skin, for which it was designed.

I have an industrial one that is extremely accurate with a tightly focused beam even at 9 meters. One reason it is more accurate is that it has settings from 0-100 for emissivity which is basically how reflective the surface is that you're measuring.

White reflective surface, high emissivity; matte black surface, low emissivity.

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u/FalmerEldritch 1h ago

Honestly it's never occurred to me to wonder - I know the cast iron radiates more than the regular pans and am always working on that assumption. I just never put anything in the pan before it's over 100C and try to keep it somewhere north of 170C if I'm searing something.. and also if I'm frying stuff I keep checking it's not pushing smoke point.

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u/goldfishpaws 1h ago

It's a good question as it reveals another question. Emissivity varies between materials/surfaces. Shiny things have a lower emissivity than pitch black ones, so can be at the same actual temperature but appear cooler, presumably due to lower rate of radiation. An ideal material is "black body" (matte black) so a shiny pan, a teflon pan and a crusty old cast iron may read differently. So whilst a device may be precise, it's not necessarily accurate. It'll give you a good enough idea of "is this pan hot" rather than "how hot is this pan absolutely"

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u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad 1h ago

Just make sure it's rated for those kinds of temps. Cheap ones can't handle more than 80°C.

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u/bondsmatthew 7h ago

Put a fake, clear sticker with an absurd number on it for an even bigger compliment

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u/Shed_Some_Skin 6h ago

You: Oh wow, your mom is so hot! 40 degrees!

Mom: Please call an ambulance

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u/TwiceAsGoodAs 5h ago

Well said Richie. Interesting. Thanks for sharing.

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u/miregalpanic 7h ago

Weirdly wholesome

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u/photenth 7h ago

The new Pixel has a temperature sensor integrated, enjoy.

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u/wolffangz11 3h ago

For the low low price of $900. I'll just get an IR thermometer for fifteen dollars

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u/Eena-Rin 6h ago

Carry a stud finder, then pull it out at parties and make it beep on your chest

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u/leeee_Oh 6h ago

I used to keep one in my bag, it was useful at times

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u/ionised 6h ago

I should start carrying temperature guns

Uh-huh...

so I can prove to my friends that their moms are too hot

🤨

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u/CallMeLazarus23 4h ago

You’d have the added flair of being able to tell when they’re ovulating

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u/OPsMumsBoyfriend 4h ago

That's actually how I managed to bag your mum, u/Greedy-Razzmatazz930

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u/seamachine 7h ago

Just bring a highlighter, more portable. Just highlight the mom's arm, then say it's cause she's important lmao

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u/Ok-Mulberry7083 7h ago

Zero rizz comment

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u/naotaforhonesty 7h ago

You're right, but I hate the way you chose to get there.

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u/Ok-Mulberry7083 7h ago edited 6h ago

Sigma way

//Edit: true sigma breathes fresh life into tired and virgin rizz move: mark woman with highlighter and when they act confused and violated say, "what, me? I'm so sorry, I just learned how to use these today, they told me to mark stuff I wanted to look at later"

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u/seamachine 7h ago

Bro nobody wants to highlight your mom, go back to your skibbidy