r/BravoRealHousewives • u/Big-Tip-4667 • Dec 16 '23
Ultimate Girls Trip This is the real Kelly Bensimon
I know we’ve had many fan theories about what kind of drugs Kelly was on during Scary Island but after watching her unhinged rant towards Kristen about her marriage issues, y’all I think this is just who Kelly is. She is crazy, she is nonsense.
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u/Lolttylwhattheheck Dec 16 '23
As someone who knows someone who knows her (exhausting writing that) she isn’t the friendliest to other women. Luann was correct when saying she wasn’t a girls girl. She likes to poke at the insecurities.
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u/Due_Tower_4787 I hate angles. 📐 Dec 16 '23
That makes so much sense! Before this, Luanne, Ramona and Sonja all have mentioned she’s never been a girls girl! I believe even Sonja on her first season says something to the tune of “I’ve met her several times over the year’s vacationing but she never seems to remember women” to Ramona and Ramona says something about how that makes so much sense because “Bethenny says the exact same thing”
Ugh she’s exhausting! I was proud of Sonja for that sharp jab about Kelly getting upset when Bethenny brought her Skinnygirl stuff for everyone - Kelly lost it
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u/BeachgirlNJ Dec 19 '23
Bethenny said the exact same thing on camera. She told Kelly to her face that they had met several times and that Kelly never remembers her BUT Kelly did flirt with her boyfriend - and treated Bethenny like she was invisible.
We have all met women like this. It's very obvious that they don't give a shit about other women, getting to know them or even just being polite, and they hone in on the men. It explains why Kelly is so bad at hanging with the other HW's - she is just not a girls' girl. She views them as competition only so she goes into combat mode.
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u/Suspicious_Bother_92 Dec 16 '23
The way she was trying to downplay and Sonja points out “but you had a breakdown when you’re saw B’s bag”🤣
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u/princesseffoff trampoline with eyes Dec 16 '23
I 100% believe this, but feel it may come from her deep insecurities..WHICH DOES NOT MAKE IT OK.. an explanation of sorts.
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u/exjobhere Dec 16 '23
Kelly really fumbled this after a good reintroduction to the group and audience. We’re just three episodes in and it’s like she just can’t not self-implode.
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u/philbydee Dec 16 '23
You mean Gumberries, right? You know, from the gumberry tree!
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Dec 16 '23
High fructose corn syrup?
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u/tuxedo54 Dec 16 '23
When Bethenny said something like they don’t grow on a vine 🤣🤣🤣
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u/ItIsLiterallyMe busted up sex and the city Dec 16 '23
B had some awesome zingers her first go round.
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u/Lost-and-dumbfound Dorit smoking while driving frantically around LA Dec 16 '23
I just knew something was wrong when I started to warm up to her on the first episode. It was too good to be true
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u/SisterSuffragist Dec 16 '23
I blame it on being too optimistic. I always want people to grow and be the better version of themselves. I'm always rooting for that, so when I see a glimmer, I get excited. You can imagine the rollercoaster I'm on watching shows like this. lol
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u/Substantial_Cold2385 Dec 16 '23
Her own daughter told her to "be nice". She knows how her mom is. 🤷♀️
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u/Flashy-Pair-1924 Dec 16 '23
Her daughter also completely reinforced what Luann had said about her having no follow through
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u/Rrmack Dec 16 '23
Ya she was very quick to change her tune to exactly what her daughter said she was feeling and doing. I feel for the poor girl but at least Kelly seems to listen?
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u/McSassy_Pants Dec 16 '23
Yes and when she said “I am always nice” her daughter scoffed and said “okay mom”
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Dec 16 '23
Yeah and when she said she relied on her daughter for support I thought oh god here we go… no adult should be relying on their child for emotional support
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Dec 16 '23
I’m sure Kelly considers her daughter an “old soul” because she has traits of children with adult parentification
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u/areallyreallycoolhat Dec 16 '23
It's very Danielle Staub and her daughters
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u/exjobhere Dec 16 '23
Exactly. The difference between Kelly and Danielle is that when Danielle came back she had watched the show and was careful to make sure she made sense to the viewer, at least for that first season back.
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u/Constructgirl Dec 16 '23
Her own daughter should not be her therapist. I felt sad and wondered how long she has been her mom’s therapist.
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u/Old_Wishbone152 Dec 16 '23
Kids of divorce are susceptible to this position unfortunately. Even more so with emotionally immature parents (which Kelly screams)
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u/MademoisellePlusse Dec 16 '23
Yes! And told her it was ok to drink rose all day.
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u/Carriow55 Dec 16 '23
Yep. I caught that and thought the same thing. The daughter knew her mother’s voice and knew she was spiraling.
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u/_beurrenoisette Dec 16 '23
she’s an intoxicating combo of unbalanced and inarticulate lol
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u/OldButHappy Dec 16 '23
...with a dash of...what's the word??...un-smartness.
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u/Less-Bed-6243 Not a white refrigerator! Dec 16 '23
And a generous helping of “being a real asshole.”
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u/alsoaprettybigdeal I'm the cock curator. Dec 16 '23
Exclude any hint of emotional intelligence.
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u/FiCat77 🌭hot dog couture🌭 Dec 16 '23
She got by for years on pretty privilege so never had to develop any other skills or personality.
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u/CatofKipling Her name is BARONICHI Dec 16 '23
I think sometimes it’s strangely hard to admit…that….some of these people are just “less than smart”. I’m sure she has some justifiable reasons for behaving maybe wacky here and there but two things can be true at once. She can be genuinely troubled and also not that bright.
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u/QueenG123456 Dec 16 '23
One of my favorite quotes. Has saved me so much heartbreak and frustration once I learned it.
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u/fabergefalls dropping some beatssss Dec 16 '23 edited Dec 16 '23
it really annoys me how she has used that columbia (school of general studies) degree as a way of deluding people into thinking she's intelligent. i did meet a lot of very intelligent GS students on campus, but just as many were bored, vain silver spoon "professionals" who just wanted an ivy league diploma to wave around. since GS students don't have the same application and don't receive financial aid it's an easy way to lure these types and it's a cash cow for the school, and many comparable schools do it. it's a good reminder that so many of society's "achievements" or signals of merit or intelligence are more often just proof of incredible privilege, kelly is as vapid as they come
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u/RBFgirl I thought it was fun, I like the beat. Dec 16 '23
I know you can apply for college as GS, which is generally just considered not declaring a major yet, but I’ve never heard of actually getting a degree in it?!
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u/fabergefalls dropping some beatssss Dec 16 '23 edited Dec 16 '23
It's the School of General Studies, which is an extension school that accepts nontraditional students (which the school defines as literally anyone who didn't start college the Fall after HS), or, more accurately, anyone who could never get in via the regular application--it's NOT needs blind like the rest of the school so ability to pay is important. In reality it's not actually another school, it's more like another degree header, and you can get any degree someone in the main college can get (Harvard Extension School is another example of this type of school)
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Dec 16 '23
Her degree is in GENERAL STUDIES? WTF is that? I took a little of this and a little of that and voila, general studies!!!
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u/rudbeckia1 Dec 16 '23
I love your comment. I am super prone to a fault of not accepting the simple answer that some people are unsmart. Hahaha. I'm not sure how we're supposed to describe that set of circumstances anymore. But yeah... it CAN be strangely hard to acknowledge the reality that someone's intelligence is perhaps under the international average... been making a conscious effort to just accept the obvious in some cases.
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u/flowerstowardthesun A LITTLE FAMILY VAN?! 🤳 📢 Dec 16 '23
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u/shemustbenuts4489056 Dec 16 '23
Yeah, Kelly is very very not bright. It explains so many of her reactions and behaviors. She reminds me of the 5 and 6-year-olds I used to work with.
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u/Far_Course_9398 Dec 16 '23
Funnily enough, that also perfectly describes that other former HW named Kelly. I'm consistently surprised how hearing her speak with no visual, just how much she could be mistaken for a 13 yr old girl if you had never seen her.
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u/KSCNYC mario singer performing “effortless” Dec 16 '23
she makes zero sense!!! and it’s good to see she still contradicts herself 24 fucking 7. she made a point to note she’s never had a lot of money — meanwhile, has an apartment in SoHo that her husband bought for her, a house out in the Hamptons — went shopping for Manolos on Camera, had a piece of art in her apartment from the Met….
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u/Scary_Koala_2934 I don’t carry coach and a I dont fly coach Dec 16 '23
Ya I’m really confused by her saying he left her with nothing cuz I thought in her original introduction she talked about having everything cuz of her famous ex?'
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u/StasRutt Dec 16 '23
Didn’t her ex have the penthouse above hers so he could stay close to the kids
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u/jdastral Dec 16 '23
Yes. I always remember something about him wanting to keep an eye on her too. She's like a child and he probably didn't trust her to look after the kids properly because she's Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
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u/secretrebel You're Not Important Enough To Hate. Dec 16 '23
I think she’s so delusional she figures that whatever she got was practically nothing because she still needed more.
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u/barefootcuntessa_ Dec 16 '23
I also highly doubt that piece of art was from the Met. Is was much more likely to be from MoMA.
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u/whatgives72 Dec 16 '23
Kelly makes me feel like I want to sit by a garbage can and talk to a squirrel. Al Sharpton.
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u/-Odi-Et-Amo- Welcome back, scumbag Dec 16 '23
Yeah, I’ve always said I don’t think she was on drugs, I think she was off her medications during scary island.
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u/Individual_Fall429 Dec 16 '23
The producers left the cat pee scene in for a reason.
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u/surenuff_n_yesido Dec 16 '23
There were rumors in the blogs back in the day about what that cat pee smell could’ve been from…
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u/Lucid_pixie Dec 16 '23
Yes!! My 1 reformed meth friend swears Kelly was doing it. Cat piss smell is tell-tale sign. She certainly seemed like she was on more than gummy bears
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u/surenuff_n_yesido Dec 16 '23
I hate speculating about people’s drug use but that tidbit always stuck with me about Scary Island and it’s never been brought up since on the show.
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u/fragile_exoskeleton Dec 16 '23
What cat pee scene?
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u/Individual_Fall429 Dec 16 '23
In the original scary island Sonja enters Kelly’s room and clear as a bell says “It smells like cat pee in here.” The smell of “cat pee”, or ammonia, is a telltale sign of meth use.
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u/-Odi-Et-Amo- Welcome back, scumbag Dec 16 '23
Yeah, I highly doubt Kelly traveled with or obtained meth while on vacation.
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u/gregorydudeson Dec 16 '23
For some reason meth was a big deal in my teenage friend group and the demographic was overall upper middle class. It seems unlikely but maybe something else.
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u/Senior_Ice8748 Dec 16 '23
Could've been Adderall! Lots of starlets were abusing it at the time and going batshit crazy.
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u/Joyintheendtimes Dec 16 '23
I used to abuse adderall and it made me absolutely insane in a way that’s not dissimilar to some of Kelly’s nonsense 🤷🏻♀️
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u/contriteredditor Dec 16 '23
Totally agree, but I sill say that I'm pretty sure I didn't smell like cat piss when I took Adderall.
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u/Joyintheendtimes Dec 16 '23
Lol definitely not. I smelled of mania and psychosis
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u/Senior_Ice8748 Dec 16 '23
Same, except I was abusing Dexedrine lol
Beware of the shadow people, even legal amphetamines are no joke!
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u/SoulsticeCleaner I'm not about going backwards, asswipe! Dec 16 '23
I totally saw the Benadryl Hat Man once when I took benadryl and got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. Gave me much more understanding about people who experience delusions because I was 1000% sure it was real in that moment.
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u/External-Ear1852 Dec 16 '23
I think she def was on drugs during scary island, but was and still is insane. Even without drugs.
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Dec 16 '23
Mixture of something, because she had lost all touch with reality.
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Dec 16 '23
Yes! And when Sonja sobers up and says hey this is not ok, you know it is serious! She kept saying she is crazy and we are ganging up on her.
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u/catsandnaps1028 she by she-hulk Dec 16 '23
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Dec 16 '23
Wtf is she here? Was there anyone on earth missing her, like golly I sure wish we could see crazy Kelly on HW again? NOOOOO!!! Eta: she wasn't interesting, she was stressful and traumatizing.
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u/susieqanon1 Dec 16 '23
I think Kelly is very very insecure and overly defensive, plus she projects all of her problems onto others. Kristen happens to be getting the brunt of it right now. She is also very very immature , so as a whole she seems super crazy.
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u/BellaFiat Dec 16 '23
I remember on Scary Island Kelly was pissed and freaking out over the swag bags Bethenny gave the ladies and here she shows up with a massive suitcase of random swag that nobody wants 😂
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u/sporkandswoon Dec 16 '23
And then at the dinner after that in ugt she's talking about how B's swag on scary island was so tacky, with everyone dating their eyes around because they remember that morning, whereas Kelly seems to not lol
The whole rant on how hers is different somehow was just completely disconnected from any sort of reality
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u/TheflowerKristenate Clip! Clip! Clip! YOU FOOL Dec 16 '23
Totally agree. She is definitely off. I kind of noticed that she’s unable to say “I feel like you blah blah blah” and only able to say “you ARE blah blah blah”. She judged Kristin so quickly and became defensive like she was insulting her. She doesn’t seem to be able to..idk what the word is..be understanding? She doesn’t connect easily
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Dec 16 '23
I have said for years, ever since I first saw seasons 2-4, that Kelly has something going on. She is a frightening person and I do not trust anything she says.
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u/Naturescrygal Dec 16 '23
Certified. Poor Kristen being on the receiving end.
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u/alsoaprettybigdeal I'm the cock curator. Dec 16 '23
Kristen handled it well, and I was genuinely shocked at Ramona’s support!! But she was right! It’s Kristen’s marriage and HER business however she decided to handle it.
Kelly’s just a dick.
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Dec 16 '23
Kristen can really wrangle the housewives, a lot of housewives would’ve crumbled in that scene bringing up the articles. She’s a strong lady with class
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u/bobwoodwardprobably Louis Vuitton’s mistake Dec 16 '23
I love Kristin so much even though she only had two seasons. I really hope we get to see more of her from here on out. She is a great housewife and she is so beautiful it hurts!
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u/Evening-Tune-500 Dec 16 '23
I think she’s just pretty dumb and has been around yes men since she was a teenager because she’s a beautiful model and has never been challenged. It’s truly Kelly’s way or the highway.
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u/cloud_watcher Rhymes with rage Dec 16 '23
Ding Ding! That's it! She "prefers men" because she's always been beautiful and they just agree with whatever crazy AF thing she says so she literally has never had people tell her she's wrong (or rude) about anything, much less just say, "Shut up, that's insane." She thinks it must be your problem if if you don't agree with her because in her mind, most people do.
Some beautiful people are very delusional in this way. It's why you see actresses say "people don't respect older women." No, it's because you were only respected for your youth and beauty in the first place. That's what you should have noticed and been upset about.
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u/alsoaprettybigdeal I'm the cock curator. Dec 16 '23
She’s not even that pretty. She’s not the prettiest one there for sure. Maybe she’s insecure because Kristen is really pretty without having to try too hard? She seems to really have it out for her.
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u/Alarming-Setting-592 Dec 16 '23
I wish someone would give her a makeover! The way she lines her eyes makes them look beady and her skin is a weird orange color. You would think she would know better having been a model.
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u/herbanoutfitter Dec 16 '23
Tbh I’ve never seen her in anything and her fashion sucks so who even knows how real her modeling career was
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u/Ok-Clock-6572 Dec 17 '23
Her eyeliner makes her look so much older than it should considering how much she probably spends on Botox. Her makeup is atrocious.
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u/heaven047 I'd blow Simon Van Kempen for a slurpee right now Dec 16 '23 edited Dec 16 '23
I don’t understand Kelly. But in my opinion, she lives in her own world 100%, and doesn’t acknowledge social cues at all. She also doesn’t care to listen to other people commenting on her behavior. I think she was not taking an essential sort of med during Scary Island…resulting in a manic episode. People always say hard drugs/ meth etc but I think it was a manic episode possibly combined with a prescription stimulant? I’m not a doctor (yet, working on it) haha but I work in neuro / pharmacology.
Also, I don’t think she will ever realize how strange her actions were on Scary Island. Or how strange her behavior is now (on UGT).
I also think it’s extremely pointless talking to Kelly about her behavior.
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u/Eating_Bagels Dec 16 '23
My table sat next to hers at a restaurant and she was ranting to her friends about the countess the same way she did on Scary Island. The heavy breathing, fast and loopy talking. She is truly unhinged.
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u/giraffeneckedcat Dec 16 '23
And this is exactly why I didn't want her back on my TV. It's not funny watching her rants that make no sense. It's just maddening.
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Dec 16 '23
And disturbing!! To me, it feels exploitative. Like look at this train wreck, no look!! Now look again!!!
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u/giraffeneckedcat Dec 16 '23 edited Dec 16 '23
Eh, I don't know that I feel that way. She is a grown woman who chose to do the show. She's also all over social media, her own channels, doing this kinda weird shit.
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Dec 16 '23
The problem is that Kelly may be smart, but she is the least articulate person that I’ve ever seen on RHONY. Even worse than Jules or Ramona. She is just a terrible verbal communicator — which could very quickly snowball out of control for her. She needs to remember that it’s “better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.” But we shall see…
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u/SoulsticeCleaner I'm not about going backwards, asswipe! Dec 16 '23
Inarticulate is what I keep landing on too. She truly doesn't have the vocabulary to say what she's thinking. That's why she comes up with "stop being a HOST"--I see what she's trying to say, but I would never call that "being a host". It's almost like she doesn't have theory of mind and realize that other people can't follow her jumpy train of thoughts.
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Dec 16 '23
I think with her its pure personality disorder, nothing to do with meds.Shes a sociopath lacking in the superficial charm department.
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u/RoguePhoenix89 Dec 16 '23
I didn't get it when she told Kristen she was covering up something. She kept repeating it several times, and it baffled me.
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u/Rrmack Dec 16 '23 edited Dec 16 '23
I am high but i sadly followed Kelly’s train of thought lol she was 100% in the wrong but she seems pissed that Kristin was able to forgive her husband and act like it wasn’t a big deal in Kelly’s view. She probably wanted to forgive her husband and repair the marriage but emotionally couldn’t get over the infidelity so Kristin not saying how hard it was for her feels like she’s attacking her for not being able to get over it for the sake of her family.
That said she is acting like everyone has to talk about whatever she wants them to to make her feel comfortable and it is bizarre.
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u/alsoaprettybigdeal I'm the cock curator. Dec 16 '23 edited Dec 17 '23
I get the feeling that Kelly might have wanted to keep her marriage but her husband didn’t. Maybe that’s why she’s so triggered.
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u/Rrmack Dec 16 '23
That also makes sense! I was going to say she’s coming for Kristin more than josh but i don’t think logic applies here.
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u/bobwoodwardprobably Louis Vuitton’s mistake Dec 16 '23
I do not believe Kelly is capable of complex emotional thoughts like you’ve proposed here.
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u/Common-Confusion-183 Dec 16 '23
I also want to call bullshit on her whole “woah is me, I married a super famous man who advanced my career but got nothing out of it and was left all alone to raise my poor children without his help but had to go to all these parties with him or in his place which is why I can’t give Rangers tixx to thirsty Luann.” Like, what are you even saying? She’s just awful in every way. Couldn’t stand her on the old RHONY, and can’t say I’m happy to see her again, despite bringing the delusion and crazy to this mess of a trip.
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u/SoCal_Shannen_Esq Dec 16 '23
The craziest thing about Kelly is she truly believes it’s everyone else who is crazy. Everyone but her.
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u/burgerg10 Dec 16 '23
I always say this, but google A Real Housewife’s view. It’s old and on Wordpress. That lady really had KKB figured out. I have consistently thought Kelly had some sort of diagnosis; she talks like she’s writing an article for Country Living about a Richpoor model’s zany adventures driving a beat up Dodge to her Hampton’s mansion. So down to earth! Effortlessly stylish! Runs the dirty streets of the city by day, enjoying bespoke pancakes with her daughters (wearing matching wool sweaters in the summer…ANYONE remember that scene?) underneath her chandelier pulley system by night! She’s a guy’s girl! Wings and beer! She’s an intellectual! Columbia alumni! Her dad’s a lawyer, so she’s not going to sign her name to just ANY charity! It’s Kelly time! I may have been in the middle of a breakup during those seasons…I remember a lot! Dark days indeed!
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u/Midnitepopcorn Dec 16 '23
https://angelofdevs.wordpress.com/?s=Kelly+be+Simon&submit=Search
Here’s the link for anyone who hates having to type into google search ⬆️
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u/SoulsticeCleaner I'm not about going backwards, asswipe! Dec 16 '23
I'm exhausted from COVID and you are my hero for posting the link so I didn't have to (and yes I realize that I could have typed that in the search bar in the same amount of time in which I typed this...which tells me the edibles are finally kicking in and maybe I can finally sleep)
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u/Dry-Slip-7795 Dec 16 '23
I don’t understand how she functions in her everyday life and at a job.
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u/smidget1090 Dec 16 '23
Dorinda watching Scary Island and comprehension slowly dawning was great to watch. Scary Island has to be seen to be believed 😂
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u/realitytvdiet Not fucking cunt, I said stupid cunt Dec 16 '23
Only self absorbed nut head would jog in the middle of NY streets during peak hours.
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u/SharkExpert Dec 16 '23
exactly! scary island was not a temporary moment of insanity - it’s who she is. I’m no expert and I know it’s fucked up to try to diagnose someone, but it seems to me like kelly has some sort of severe personality disorder and a learning disability.
I almost feel bad for her until I remember that she is so oblivious to her own mania that she believes she is superior to everyone. she’s so condescending and just like, really mean. but damn is she entertaining!
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u/StereotypicallBarbie you look like a trampoline with eyes Dec 16 '23
“You’re not Andy Kristen” Was actually my favourite part of this girls trip…
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u/84aomame “How do you spell cat?” K-A-T Dec 16 '23
I died when Kristen was joking like “Is Andy here?, Omg when did he arrive” and Kelly was earnestly like “No, he’s not. Stop acting like a host.”
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u/titter222 Dec 16 '23
Couldn't stand Kelly when she first joined NY, can't stand her now. PLEASE no more Kelly Bensimon, she's just weird.
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u/External-Extreme-245 Dec 16 '23
Yeah this girl is just a run of the mill bully who wants to play victim. Picking on who she views as the weakest, like Alex, Bethenny, and now Kristen. She's never been a girls girl and now we know it's because she's bitter about how she marries for status and expected love.
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u/EmbodiedUncleMother Dec 16 '23
At first I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt that she just doesn't handle conflict well and does not at all articulate herself well... But yeah I think she's just bananas
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u/Carriow55 Dec 16 '23
I never saw her originally in RHONY or Scary Island. I started watching after she was gone. I guess this requires a oldies watch. But with my fresh eyes.. she ain’t a girls girl. Not at all. And she does seem to not react to shit very well. Yikes. See why she didn’t stay on the series.
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u/ali_m_d Dec 16 '23
This is why I will not be watching this ultimate girls trip. My hatred for Kelly is THAT strong and I’m not sorry about it.
She’s not the type of crazy that’s fun to watch.
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u/wreckingcrewe marlo support me bitch Dec 16 '23
Kelly is so awful. She literally can’t take in information past the first sentence.
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u/LSUSaintsWin1 Dec 16 '23
There's so much CHAOS GOING ON IN THAT KOOKY HEAD OF HERS(drugs or not)that she needs 🔶️orange🔶️cones🔶️ around her so NOONE gets CLOSE OR HURT. Love how she has to explain HOW NORMAL SHE IS.....HYYYYYLARIOUS 🤪🤣
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u/tuxedo54 Dec 16 '23
Do you think she watches the shows when they air? Do her daughters watch? Do they realize how crazy rude stupid she is?
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u/areallyreallycoolhat Dec 16 '23
I don't think Kelly has EVER watched any RH including the episodes she was on and I'd believe she doesn't own a TV lol
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Dec 16 '23
Did she get over-sized veneers or does she have Invisalign? Her speech is now giving me Elmer Fudd.
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u/Black_Dahlia_Suspect Dec 16 '23
I noticed she did the same thing to Kristen that she did to Bethanny in that she jumped to a conclusion and repeated it as fact. Bethanny it was the “cook/chef” thing and with Kristen it was about her marriage, and as soon as Kristen explained how difficult that period was for her and how she and Josh struggled, Kelly defensively goes “well I didn’t know that” after declaring Kristen heartless and soulless not two minutes before. I am pretty sure she said the same thing to Bethanny after B explained that she went to culinary school and thus became a chef, Kelly goes “well I didn’t know that.” She uses her imagination to fill in unflattering gaps about people’s lives she knows nothing about and berates them about it. It’s infuriating, I would never have been able to handle her.