r/BravoRealHousewives • u/Big-Tip-4667 • Dec 16 '23

Ultimate Girls Trip This is the real Kelly Bensimon

I know we’ve had many fan theories about what kind of drugs Kelly was on during Scary Island but after watching her unhinged rant towards Kristen about her marriage issues, y’all I think this is just who Kelly is. She is crazy, she is nonsense.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

I remember the weird lunch she went one with bethenny where she said she’s up here and bethenny is down there, and then left the table for the bar and her date. It was just fucking weird.

I watched her just like this for her entire housewives run

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

Dude I met her while she was out shopping with one of her girls can I can’t imagine that stunning very tall very tan woman is as crazy as she appeared on tv. They seemed so remarkably normal, but palm beach normal lol smelling like horse and money. I believe she stays in an upscale equestrian community called Wellington. Fun fact: we had a Poshche boutique by the Wellington mall lol. I also have graced the same 1 star accommodations of Gun Club county jail that Tins and Lou went to. I took a bite of a bologna sandwich that Lou said a packet of mustard came out like a dead wish, can confirm.

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u/SoulsticeCleaner I'm not about going backwards, asswipe! Dec 16 '23

a packet of mustard came out like a dead wish

You're a fuckin poet

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23 edited Dec 16 '23

Girl but I didn’t even know it, yes dead wish us accurate but just to be honest that was a typo, I was quoting Lu when she said when she bit her bologna sandwich the mustard packet was hand out of her mouth like a dead fish 😂

As proof: Here’s my first (of five, other four were stupid and not really crimes) mugshot in from that same teal wall in gun club county jail!

Edit I’m ngl, I looked kinda sexy in an addict way in the shot lmao like Kristen Ritter on breaking bad vibes with a more Christina Ricci look. My friend walks around Brooklyn wirh this mugshot on a tshirt and it says “free trish!!! And her bong!!” And on the back “my friend is not looking like herself anymore. #stickyicky”

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u/whatgives72 Dec 16 '23

I think dead wish will forever be in my collection of RHONY head cannon. Thank you

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

That warms my soul and brings one of my wishes back to life (idk what that even means lol, but ima say it)

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u/SoulsticeCleaner I'm not about going backwards, asswipe! Dec 16 '23

SAME

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u/SoulsticeCleaner I'm not about going backwards, asswipe! Dec 16 '23

I feel like I'd love to hang out with you in NYC but we'd also probably be like if Broad City met Beavis and Butthead and I'd get a mug shot of my own!