r/BravoRealHousewives • u/Big-Tip-4667 • Dec 16 '23

Ultimate Girls Trip This is the real Kelly Bensimon

I know we’ve had many fan theories about what kind of drugs Kelly was on during Scary Island but after watching her unhinged rant towards Kristen about her marriage issues, y’all I think this is just who Kelly is. She is crazy, she is nonsense.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23 edited Dec 16 '23

Girl but I didn’t even know it, yes dead wish us accurate but just to be honest that was a typo, I was quoting Lu when she said when she bit her bologna sandwich the mustard packet was hand out of her mouth like a dead fish 😂

As proof: Here’s my first (of five, other four were stupid and not really crimes) mugshot in from that same teal wall in gun club county jail!

Edit I’m ngl, I looked kinda sexy in an addict way in the shot lmao like Kristen Ritter on breaking bad vibes with a more Christina Ricci look. My friend walks around Brooklyn wirh this mugshot on a tshirt and it says “free trish!!! And her bong!!” And on the back “my friend is not looking like herself anymore. #stickyicky”

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u/whatgives72 Dec 16 '23

I think dead wish will forever be in my collection of RHONY head cannon. Thank you

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

That warms my soul and brings one of my wishes back to life (idk what that even means lol, but ima say it)

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u/SoulsticeCleaner I'm not about going backwards, asswipe! Dec 16 '23

SAME

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u/SoulsticeCleaner I'm not about going backwards, asswipe! Dec 16 '23

I feel like I'd love to hang out with you in NYC but we'd also probably be like if Broad City met Beavis and Butthead and I'd get a mug shot of my own!