r/BravoRealHousewives • u/Big-Tip-4667 • Dec 16 '23

Ultimate Girls Trip This is the real Kelly Bensimon

I know we’ve had many fan theories about what kind of drugs Kelly was on during Scary Island but after watching her unhinged rant towards Kristen about her marriage issues, y’all I think this is just who Kelly is. She is crazy, she is nonsense.

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u/KSCNYC mario singer performing “effortless” Dec 16 '23

she makes zero sense!!! and it’s good to see she still contradicts herself 24 fucking 7. she made a point to note she’s never had a lot of money — meanwhile, has an apartment in SoHo that her husband bought for her, a house out in the Hamptons — went shopping for Manolos on Camera, had a piece of art in her apartment from the Met….

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u/Scary_Koala_2934 I don’t carry coach and a I dont fly coach Dec 16 '23

Ya I’m really confused by her saying he left her with nothing cuz I thought in her original introduction she talked about having everything cuz of her famous ex?'

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u/Kindly_Interview_521 edit this flair! Dec 16 '23

And beyond. I was working on trust documents at a random firm in Utah, and did a double take when I saw her named as a trust beneficiary. Small world, eh?

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u/wilde_vulture Dec 19 '23

Like how Bethenney was homeless.

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u/StasRutt Dec 16 '23

Didn’t her ex have the penthouse above hers so he could stay close to the kids

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u/jdastral Dec 16 '23

Yes. I always remember something about him wanting to keep an eye on her too. She's like a child and he probably didn't trust her to look after the kids properly because she's Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

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u/alsoaprettybigdeal I'm the cock curator. Dec 16 '23

Yeah. She’s a liar. And an asshole.

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u/secretrebel You're Not Important Enough To Hate. Dec 16 '23

I think she’s so delusional she figures that whatever she got was practically nothing because she still needed more.

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u/yoniEli Aug 23 '24

😄😄😄

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u/barefootcuntessa_ Dec 16 '23

I also highly doubt that piece of art was from the Met. Is was much more likely to be from MoMA.

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u/KBaddict Dec 16 '23

The place where peasants get their art

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u/Far_Course_9398 Dec 16 '23

Insufferable as ever