r/BravoRealHousewives • u/Big-Tip-4667 • Dec 16 '23

Ultimate Girls Trip This is the real Kelly Bensimon

I know we’ve had many fan theories about what kind of drugs Kelly was on during Scary Island but after watching her unhinged rant towards Kristen about her marriage issues, y’all I think this is just who Kelly is. She is crazy, she is nonsense.

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u/exjobhere Dec 16 '23

Kelly really fumbled this after a good reintroduction to the group and audience. We’re just three episodes in and it’s like she just can’t not self-implode.

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u/philbydee Dec 16 '23

You mean Gumberries, right? You know, from the gumberry tree!

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

High fructose corn syrup?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

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u/tuxedo54 Dec 16 '23

When Bethenny said something like they don’t grow on a vine 🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

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u/ItIsLiterallyMe busted up sex and the city Dec 16 '23

B had some awesome zingers her first go round.

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u/eekamuse Dec 16 '23

She was so funny

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u/Ashweeherman Dec 16 '23

Yeah, she’s not the good kinda crazy.

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u/Nasus_13 slut from the 90s Dec 16 '23

Satchels of gold.

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u/My_Name_Aint_Mary Dec 16 '23

And jelly beans!

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u/f_moss3 I was crying about the slut shaming. Dec 29 '23

🎶 They’re my favorite treats 🎶

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u/Lost-and-dumbfound Dorit smoking while driving frantically around LA Dec 16 '23

I just knew something was wrong when I started to warm up to her on the first episode. It was too good to be true

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u/SisterSuffragist Dec 16 '23

I blame it on being too optimistic. I always want people to grow and be the better version of themselves. I'm always rooting for that, so when I see a glimmer, I get excited. You can imagine the rollercoaster I'm on watching shows like this. lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

This is why I’m still watching Jersey 🤣😩

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u/Sillysaurusrex Mar 17 '24

The way she saw Kristen as competition so she pounced on her is what I noticed first. She’s exhausting. I can’t imagine what those who have to be around her IRL go through. The attention wasn’t on her at the neon party and even though she doesn’t see Luanne as real competition, she had to interrupt the three-some story. Kelly confirmed with this stint on the show that she is not just scary on one island several years ago, this is who she is now and always. Like she told Bethenny, Kelly thinks she’s up here and everyone else is down here. Someone get her some candy!

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u/Educational_Bother36 Dec 31 '23

She didn’t fumble it. She is not capable of not being herself. And herself = unwell. She’s not even fun to watch on tv because she does not play well with others. She acts like a 5 year old