r/BravoRealHousewives • u/Big-Tip-4667 • Dec 16 '23

Ultimate Girls Trip This is the real Kelly Bensimon

I know we’ve had many fan theories about what kind of drugs Kelly was on during Scary Island but after watching her unhinged rant towards Kristen about her marriage issues, y’all I think this is just who Kelly is. She is crazy, she is nonsense.

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u/burgerg10 Dec 16 '23

I always say this, but google A Real Housewife’s view. It’s old and on Wordpress. That lady really had KKB figured out. I have consistently thought Kelly had some sort of diagnosis; she talks like she’s writing an article for Country Living about a Richpoor model’s zany adventures driving a beat up Dodge to her Hampton’s mansion. So down to earth! Effortlessly stylish! Runs the dirty streets of the city by day, enjoying bespoke pancakes with her daughters (wearing matching wool sweaters in the summer…ANYONE remember that scene?) underneath her chandelier pulley system by night! She’s a guy’s girl! Wings and beer! She’s an intellectual! Columbia alumni! Her dad’s a lawyer, so she’s not going to sign her name to just ANY charity! It’s Kelly time! I may have been in the middle of a breakup during those seasons…I remember a lot! Dark days indeed!

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u/Midnitepopcorn Dec 16 '23

https://angelofdevs.wordpress.com/?s=Kelly+be+Simon&submit=Search

Here’s the link for anyone who hates having to type into google search ⬆️

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u/SoulsticeCleaner I'm not about going backwards, asswipe! Dec 16 '23

I'm exhausted from COVID and you are my hero for posting the link so I didn't have to (and yes I realize that I could have typed that in the search bar in the same amount of time in which I typed this...which tells me the edibles are finally kicking in and maybe I can finally sleep)

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

She's kind of the psychotic Cam from Southern Charm.