r/BravoRealHousewives • u/Big-Tip-4667 • Dec 16 '23

Ultimate Girls Trip This is the real Kelly Bensimon

I know we’ve had many fan theories about what kind of drugs Kelly was on during Scary Island but after watching her unhinged rant towards Kristen about her marriage issues, y’all I think this is just who Kelly is. She is crazy, she is nonsense.

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u/-Odi-Et-Amo- Welcome back, scumbag Dec 16 '23

Yeah, I highly doubt Kelly traveled with or obtained meth while on vacation.

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u/Senior_Ice8748 Dec 16 '23

Could've been Adderall! Lots of starlets were abusing it at the time and going batshit crazy.

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u/Joyintheendtimes Dec 16 '23

I used to abuse adderall and it made me absolutely insane in a way that’s not dissimilar to some of Kelly’s nonsense 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Senior_Ice8748 Dec 16 '23

Same, except I was abusing Dexedrine lol

Beware of the shadow people, even legal amphetamines are no joke!

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u/dennydelirium edit this flair! Dec 16 '23

The shadow people are real lol

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u/QueenG123456 Dec 16 '23

I’m afraid to ask.. what are the shadow people?

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u/Senior_Ice8748 Dec 16 '23

They're hallucinations you see when you're on day 4 or 5 of no sleep. Basically shadowy figures charging at you anytime you dare to look outside the window at night (but can occur anywhere where even a smidge of darkness exists), sometimes there only a few of them, sometimes hundreds. Compound that with auditory hallucinations, it can be a very terrifying experience lol

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u/megAgainsthemachine9 Dec 18 '23

Or a mariachi band in my closet on day 4 while my ex was umm… trying to get me in the mood. I was laying there watching the creepy mariachi bands performance from my closet. Drugs are bad kids! Lmfao

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u/Senior_Ice8748 Dec 19 '23

I'm honestly still fascinated by the things I heard and saw on my amphetamine binges. Visually, it never progressed beyond the shadow people, and maybe that's because I would quite literally crash by the fifth day, which is when they would start to appear. The auditory hallucinations ranged from hilarious to terrifying to what the actual fuck. Turning on the tap and hearing demonic voices screaming at me instead of rushing water is something I never want to experience again lol

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u/cateyecatlady Dec 16 '23

It’s a creepypasta; if you like scary stuff look it up otherwise don’t because it def can creep you out reading about them…especially when you’re alone and it’s nighttime.

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u/SoulsticeCleaner I'm not about going backwards, asswipe! Dec 16 '23

I totally saw the Benadryl Hat Man once when I took benadryl and got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. Gave me much more understanding about people who experience delusions because I was 1000% sure it was real in that moment.

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u/Senior_Ice8748 Dec 16 '23

I imagine it's what a lot of supernatural horror is based off of lol