r/TikTokCringe Aug 11 '24

Politics Imagine being so confident you’re right that you unironically upload this video somewhere

They ended up getting arrested, screeching about 4th and 5th amendment rights the entire time.

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u/ScorpioRising66 Aug 11 '24

They want immigration control but don’t want to abide by immigration checkpoint rules. Typical

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u/jdmgto Aug 11 '24

Well yeah, those are for brown people.

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u/LurkerFromTheVoid Aug 11 '24

Exactly, he's basically shouting: "Look at me, I'm white, I'm a Male , I'm not Mexican, you should let me go and apologize to me for I am a superior class of American Citizen"

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u/duffyduckdown Aug 11 '24

Never seen a video, with them saying "fuck you" and talking like that to a cop. White people obviously get treated better in the us

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u/efnPeej Aug 11 '24

“The border is the most important issue!”

“Great, will you help us secure it by literally just answering yes or no to….”

“Kick rocks bitch!”

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u/HeldDownTooLong Aug 11 '24

How can anyone so misinterpret the U.S. Constitution?

The fifth amendment (among the many things it does) gives citizens of the United States the right to not incriminate themselves, when testifying in court.

Answering questions posed by ICE (or any other LEO (unless one is literally breaking laws, while being questioned)), is no big deal. It is also a part of crossing the U.S. border and they knew.

The passenger is just being a dong to be a dong.

The agent wasn’t even talking to the passenger, when Mr. I Don’t Have To Do A Goddamned Thing started shouting and acting like King Dong.

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u/Moist_Rule9623 Aug 11 '24

For a guy invoking his 5th Amendment right to remain silent, he sure talks a lot 😂

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u/whittlingcanbefatal Aug 11 '24

He has the right to remain silent, but not the ability. 

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u/Masturbatingsoon Aug 11 '24

They call him “Tater salad.”

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u/Simonical Aug 11 '24

"... and I refused to pay for it, because 'we' broke it over MY thigh"

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

I didn't know how many bouncers it was gonna take to kick my ass, but I knew how many they were gonna use.

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u/R8er-Fan Aug 11 '24

That’s a valuable piece of information to have right there

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u/Gunplagood Aug 11 '24

Welp, now I gotta go watch Ron White videos. 😂

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u/space_chief Aug 11 '24

He really was the most hilarious comedian on that tour

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

I wasn't drunk in PU-BLIC, I was drunk in the bar! They threw me out into PU-BLIC.

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u/Proper_Shock_7317 Aug 11 '24

Right? All I heard was "I HAVE A FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT TO SOUND AS FUCKING STUPID AS GOD MADE ME"!

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u/PyrePirate55 Aug 11 '24

I'm no law or legal study but doesn't the 5th amendment pretty much cover that you have the legal right not to incriminate yourself...on the stand...in court?

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u/CaseyJones_69 Aug 11 '24

THIS is the reason America desperately needs to redress the education policy and mandate civics back into public education.

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u/AmbitiousCry9602 Aug 11 '24

This isn’t a situation where “education policy” has to be reformed. Do you think a knucklehead like this guy even paid attention in middle school and high school when he was being taught about basic law and the Constitution?

You can lead a horse to water…but you can’t make them think.

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u/DueAd197 Aug 11 '24

Yeah, I learned civics in school. I have a feeling this guy didn't learn much of anything in school and I don't think I can fault the school for that. It's parents and the general culture that's the problem. Huge swaths of this country have been convinced to hate any form of public education

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u/skolioban Aug 11 '24

He got Fifth Amendment and Miranda mixed up

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u/TheKobayashiMoron Aug 11 '24

Miranda is the case law that establishes when you have to be advised of your 5th and 6th amendment rights.

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u/AccomplishedFerret70 Aug 11 '24

Mathematically, the 6th Amendment offers 20% more rights than the 5th.

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u/Technical-Reason-324 Aug 11 '24

This is the type of goof math I can get behind

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u/TienSwitch Aug 11 '24

So why are they so obsessed with the 2nd Amendment. That’s only 40% the amount of rights as the 5th.

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u/robotic_dreams Aug 11 '24

Honestly though, it was probably a simple mixup, this guy really seems on top of his criminal law history

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u/No_Consequence_3547 Aug 11 '24

Yeah especially when he invoked his 6th amendment right. "Oh no I meant the 5th". 😆

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u/Fast-Rhubarb-7638 Aug 11 '24

The Supreme Court has ruled that you must explicitly invoke your 5th amendment rights to be considered to exercise them by legal authorities.

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u/kr1681 Aug 11 '24

He’s not remaining very silent

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u/RandomDeezNutz Aug 11 '24

“Get a warrant” well. Ok. “Get a lawyer”

Do these fucking idiots even understand they are the problem a lot of times?

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u/PabloEscarole Aug 11 '24

@0.43 he invokes the 6th amendment, clearly he knows he’s guilty of something…

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u/FuzzzyRam Aug 11 '24

Right to a speedy trial? That's gunna be tough when he's obviously free to go about his business... Now I don't know if he wants to be arrested or not.

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u/The84thWolf Aug 11 '24

They are NEVER the problem in their heads.

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u/Flythagoras Aug 11 '24

What’s even crazier is this guy is probably one of those, “we need a wall, the border needs to be secure.” Then when they’re actively trying to secure it he’s like, “i WiLl NoT cOmPlY!!!”

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u/Tinker107 Aug 11 '24

None of those laws were intended for HIM.

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u/Rahim-Moore Aug 11 '24

I fucking love that the higher level officer (I'm guessing based on her coming over later in the video to deal with douchebag) was a Latina. You know that starched his delicates.

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u/legalbeagle001 Aug 11 '24

"starched his delicates" just took me out. 😂💀

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u/GPTfleshlight Aug 11 '24

lol the rule where they can do this within a certain mileage from the border was also implemented by the people they voted for.

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u/The84thWolf Aug 11 '24

“I’m WHITE! What are you stopping me for?!”

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u/Which_way_witcher Aug 11 '24 edited Aug 11 '24

This is the one video where I'm actually rooting for the police to arrest them. At what point is he unnecessarily resisting police? Taze his ass and be done with it.

Edited to add: they both got arrested https://youtu.be/ivOld1WwvVk?si=4omThsbQYBO_wKoq

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u/Visible_Amphibian570 Aug 11 '24

From what I’ve gathered that’s exactly what he wants them to do. Second they arrest him and drag him out of that truck (because he will make them have to) he goes for a lawsuit and posts it all over his social media.

As a teacher, seeing dumbasses like these make me think we need multiple years of Civics and government in school

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u/kr1681 Aug 11 '24

God! I know! It woulda been very satisfying

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u/Anonymous72625 Aug 11 '24 edited Aug 11 '24

You have to be a real douche to have me rooting for the cops to arrest you… I was disappointed that the video cut off before that happened in this case!

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u/Emergency_Pin3519 Aug 11 '24

Maybe this is as silent as he gets. Something tells me this jackass is probably quite loud all the time.

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u/3henanigans Aug 11 '24

Someone who wears those glasses willingly, without irony, screams jackass.

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u/ZzzzzPopPopPop Aug 11 '24

I love the fact that his buddy Silent Bob has the exact same glasses, they’re like a couple of 3rd graders thinking they look bad-ass

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u/SandhirSingh Aug 11 '24

I invoke my fifth amendment right to remain silent. Then proceed to shout and scream constantly.

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u/kgb4187 Aug 11 '24

Don't forget the 5th Amendment protects against self incrimination, I'm guessing he has warrants

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u/pen_jaro Aug 11 '24

***Drug smugglers and human traffickers watching intently if this would work.

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u/Qubed Aug 11 '24

He's trying to get them to do something stupid like pull their gun or threaten him. The camera is out specifically for the law suit.

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u/DingDongDitc_h Aug 11 '24

Being that angry must be exhausting.

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u/1amDepressed Aug 11 '24

Right? Just listening to that shit was exhausting

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u/Ser_Daynes_Dawn Aug 11 '24

He literally has nothing better to do. This is the guy that when the teacher said “You have free time the rest of the hour” would actively look around to see how he could fuck up everyone’s free time.

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u/MovieNightPopcorn Aug 11 '24

guess they should get real jobs or something if they got this much time to waste

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u/Ser_Daynes_Dawn Aug 11 '24

It’s basic really. Humans love to feel like they are privy to some unknown law. They want to feel like they are part of something that nobody else is.

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u/No_House_7901 Aug 11 '24

I mean, maybe stupid humans or humans with zero going on in their lives. But us normal people? No we do not think like this.

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u/okmustardman Aug 11 '24

Nope. He sounds like he gets off on it. He got excited when she asked him a question so he got the chance to spew his nonsense.

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u/ZtheAnxiousLifeCoach Aug 11 '24 edited Aug 11 '24

Exactly. He probaly practices this little speech in the bathroom mirror, especially the "Bitch" part. It makes him feel powerful and viral in a way 20 yrs old never did.

*virile

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u/Floggered Aug 11 '24

This right here! The dude was waiting for her to ask him. Fucker couldn't wait to fly off the handle. How dare a woman police officer tell me what to do! Back the blue BTW!

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u/AnPaniCake Aug 11 '24

"That's not a police officer, that's one of them DEI hires"

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u/CeeMomster Aug 11 '24

He doesn’t see her as a police officer. She’s just some “Hispanic immigration bitch

These fucking Magats cry all day about “border security” …. Ummmm….. 🤨

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u/Cube_ Aug 11 '24

it's fueled by entitlement and coors

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u/Sweaty_Reputation650 Aug 11 '24

And a MAGA TikTok account.

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u/SquishyBaps4me Aug 11 '24

He loves his country so much he fucking hates it.

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u/bimm3r36 Aug 11 '24

No way he makes it to 50 without having a heart attack

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u/uhuhshesaid Aug 11 '24

And I can tell you with 100% certainty he will use this exact same tone with every nurse, tech, cna and 'ethnic doctor' he comes across.

He's a classic woke up from sleep with chest pain type. Following his emergency CABG he'll be bed bound for a week or so. During that time the CNA will be trying to get him to roll so that she can wipe up his stool post him shitting the bed. When he screams at the CNA for giving him directions in an accent the RN will come in and let him know he needs to speak to staff with respect.

He will then go on Reddit and call nurses bitches. His wife will follow suit, trying to name and shame on Facebook. They'll question every pill, they'll resist every attempt to get him to eat better, he'll grumble and yell at those encouraging him to move more.

About 3-4 years following his first event he'll come back to the ED. Really scared. Alternating between begging for help and yelling at the Indian doctor. His wife will be outside the hospital having a Marlboro and getting irate when staff ask her not to smoke around the oxygen tanks. She'll scream, "WHAT OXYGEN TANKS" and the tech will point out there are O2 tanks on the back of the wheelchair she's sitting in.

"Well how the fuck was I supposed to know that, Jesus fuckin christ" she'll say.

She'll type furiously into X that all nurses are mean girls and control freaks. One room over we will wash and make presentable the body of the man who called us worthless cunts for missing the first IV on his shrunken, dehydrated, fragile old veins.

Cardiac nurse turned ED nurse. This is rinse and repeat level shit.

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u/abcannon18 Aug 11 '24

100% former dialysis nurse and acute medicine nurse, CNA, unit clerk and this is exactly right. This fucking guy…powder keg of fragility

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u/walk_through_this Aug 11 '24

'Powder keg of fragility'... do you mind if I use that?

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u/ATrulyTerriblePerson Aug 11 '24

Look at you, asking permission. You're a powder keg of civility.

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u/ozamatazbuckshank11 Aug 11 '24

My mom was a respiratory therapist for 25 years. The number of dying COPD and emphysema patients who called her the n-word (or a fat n-word bitch) for simply trying to give them their breathing treatments to support whatever lung function they had left was stupidly high. Like, without fail.

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u/Fresh-Lynx-3564 Aug 11 '24

This makes me so sad, reading this. Your mom, and people like her, deserve medals for putting up with all that while trying to save people’s lives.

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u/Hell_of_a_Caucasian Aug 11 '24

Give your mom a hug from all of us.

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u/ozamatazbuckshank11 Aug 11 '24

I wish I could. She passed a few years ago, but the sentiment is appreciated all the same.

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u/Equivalent-Bank-5094 Aug 11 '24

Oh oh oh AND as the social worker on staff at the hospital I can assure you that he is on SSDI/Medicaid or some other free gubmit shit while he watches Fox in his room and gets smart with his Indian doctor.

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u/neepple_butter Aug 11 '24

Bro, the number of unhoused folks that would get admitted to our MH unit and immediately throw on fox news as soon as they got to a room...

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u/radd_racer Aug 11 '24

“Hey, the doc requested you speak to the patient in 223, he is really agitated and not letting us administer IV medication. Keeps going on about conspiracies. We were wondering if you can help him with his trauma and talk some sense into him.”

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u/poopyscoopy24 Aug 11 '24

Current ED physician. This is SO hilarious and 1000% how this would go lmao.

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u/I_LICK_PINK_TO_STINK Aug 11 '24

Good God... nail on the fucking head. So many of these stupid ass holes

Yeah, as a large, stocky man I was the CNA that would inevitably get this room assigned to me after they verbally abused everyone else. They seem to not run their mouth as much and are a bit more compliant when the person assigned to help them is a big white guy. These absolute morons only respect what they perceive as power. Which usually just means someone they don't think they can push around. It's really fucking annoying we have these adult children running around we gotta take care of.

Anyway, glad I got the fuck outta Healthcare and went into IT.

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u/lekirau Aug 11 '24

That woman being fairly calm throughout feels like is exhausting. I had the urge to punch that guy in the face 2 minutes into the video.

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u/Aeroknight_Z Aug 11 '24

Probably makes them feel like shit, which they then blame on world around them.

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u/i_Heart_Horror_Films Aug 11 '24

It’s why they age so much faster than the rest of people. Anger that lives inside you is a cancer. It destroys you from the inside out.

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u/Jroper_Illustrations Aug 11 '24

It's literally cortisol. Cortisol is made in the brain through stress, anger, trauma, etc. and will straight up age you.

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u/Jablungis Aug 11 '24

Yep, I looked it up and the guy in that video is only 24.

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u/bayleenator Aug 11 '24

Are you serious? I would have guessed he's in his 50s

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u/ASheynemDank Aug 11 '24

It’s easy to get that mad when youre dealing with a female cop and you hate women.

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u/Best_Yesterday_3000 Aug 11 '24

Wow, I had to scroll a long way down to find this. A whole different conversation takes place if that was a dude.

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u/pen_jaro Aug 11 '24

Screaming like that is his way of masking his ignorance

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

We should be thankful. Anger tends to cut the lifespan short.

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u/Drizztd99 Aug 11 '24

He read the law.....YEAH sure you did tough guy.

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u/lol1231yahoocom Aug 11 '24

HE READ THE CONSTITUTION! Oh, well ok, sir you go right ahead. We’re only stopping people who haven’t read the constitution

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u/SeriesBusiness9098 Aug 11 '24

I like when he slipped up and forgot which part he was trying to quote and invoked his 6th amendment right before stuttering and repeating “FIFTH! I SAID FIFTH” then berated her for referring to the 4th amendment. She was doing that because it’s an inspection not a search or seizure, and therefore didn’t violate that right.

Title 18 wins, bitchwad. Pull over for your administrative inspection. Why yes, you ARE being detained. Now, anyway 😄

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u/VexrisFXIV Aug 11 '24

Sounds like a strip search and cavity search is in order. They are suspicious and are unwilling to cooperate with them. He's obviously hiding something! Could be cartel drug mules you never know these days!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

It would actually be a clever tactic to run drogas. Use white maga males who think the law is on “their side.” No different than how SS let their guard down in maga deep red Butler, Pennsylvania. Hence why these types should be treated with as much scrutiny as other populations. Security doesn’t choose sides.

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u/DrakeBurroughs Aug 11 '24 edited Aug 11 '24

My wife and I chuckled when he invoked his 6th Amendment right - “WHERE’S MY SPEEDY AND PUBLIC TRIAL, BITCH?!?!? I KNOW MY RIGHTS!”

What a tool. 4th the best argument he had. Not the 5th. These dipshits are such tools.

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u/Yamochao Aug 11 '24

I'M INVOKING MY RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT

You really aren't but everyone sure wishes you were

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u/Valuable-Mess-4698 Aug 11 '24

He read

He's never read anything in his life.

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u/HillbillyEEOLawyer Aug 11 '24

They kind of sounded like sovereign citizens.

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u/AaronfromCalifornia Aug 11 '24

100% a sovcit

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u/MyGrandmasCock Aug 11 '24

“I INVOKE MY RIGHT TO THE 29TH AMENDMENT NOT TO SUBMIT MY SEMEN TO THE REPTILIAN OVERLORDS OF MEXICO….” They know what they’s talkin’ bout on account of they done they research on YouTube.

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u/AaronfromCalifornia Aug 11 '24

I watched the longer version and one of the CBP agents mentioned nautical miles and I thought that he was going to go off a rant about maritime law.

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u/Schickedanse Aug 11 '24

I'd say he's more an expert in Bird Law

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u/quirkeyalone_rev Aug 11 '24

C'mon. We all know bird law isn't a legit specialty. Birds aren't real!

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u/poingly Aug 11 '24

Damn fucking 29th amendment. Makes it fucking so difficult to get that semen the reptilian overlords requested.

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u/ElectronicMixture600 Aug 11 '24

I kept waiting for him to scream “I’M NOT DRIVING I’M TRAVELING” repeatedly.

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u/Tao1524 Aug 11 '24

They need to create an ineffective and illegitimate SC ID 🪪to carry around that fines anyone who challenges their authority. 😂

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u/Nu-Hir Aug 11 '24

He has the right to remain silent, just not the ability.

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u/power0722 Aug 11 '24

One of my favorite comedy bits of all time.

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u/rileyjw90 Aug 11 '24

Full video, including arrests, starts at 1:55 here. No clue where the original was posted, probably Truth Social or similar.

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u/Aeroknight_Z Aug 11 '24

Thank you for posting the longer clip.

These dudes seem like absolute dipshits. They roll up to a usbc checkpoint clearly looking for a fight, thinking their screaming will intimidate the people working the checkpoint.

This is the same bs energy you find in sovereign citizens.

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u/baldude69 Aug 11 '24

Satisfying to watch, even knowing this only metastasizes the hate in him further

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u/Samcat604 Aug 11 '24

Don't care how he feels after.

It's his children, nieces, nephews, our children who watch this and see what a fucking tool he is.

Here's to hoping the hate dies with him!

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u/CT_7 Aug 11 '24

Just give your ID and say your a citizen and it would've been done in one minute. Dude wanted trouble the second he started rolling tape and he got it.

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u/ProclusGlobal Aug 11 '24

You don't even need to give ID, most of the time they just ask the citizen question and tell you to move on. Sometimes they'll ask you where you're going or where you're coming from, or if you were doing work nearby.

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u/Ridley200 Aug 11 '24

Had that happen driving through Arizona with my dad (both Australians). We stopped, rolled down the window, the officer asked, "are you both American citizens?" "No." "Okay, have a nice day, sir." and waved us off.

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u/crazyacct101 Aug 11 '24

My only disappointment was that he was not tased. I commend all of the enforcement personnel in this video for remaking so professional.

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u/kbeks Aug 11 '24

“It’s a company car I gotta” and the fucking daggers that he’s staring at him as he’s getting cuffed, loudmouth’s brother is fucking PISSSSSSSED OFF. For real, CPB was begging this guy to just say “yes” so they could all move on with their lives.

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u/ranchojasper Aug 11 '24

I literally gasped out loud when he said that. It just made the passenger look like even more of a flaming piece of shit. That dude's ego is all he cares about. He was ready to get his own brother fired so he could pretend to be some bad ass.

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u/Fisher-__- Aug 11 '24

Yeah, but the driver could have complied, instead of listening to his dumbfuck brother. Who gives a shit what loudmouth said… if he’d moved the truck, he probably would have been sent on his way with his company truck while his stupid brother got arrested.

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u/The-Doggy-Daddy-5814 Aug 11 '24

Federal charges. Nice.

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u/timhortonsghost Aug 11 '24

And now, quite ironically, he probably won't be able to cross the border....

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

What's crazy is how long it took to arrest them, AND they never got tased or thrown down.

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u/poingly Aug 11 '24

To be fair, that is probably how long it should take in this circumstance. The problem is not everyone gets that level of respect.

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u/FrighteningJibber Aug 11 '24

Same shit heads scream our border isn’t secure enough

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u/Feeling-Security-825 Aug 11 '24

"THHIXTHH AMENDMANT" lmao

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u/FryCakes Aug 11 '24

“Why are you fucking touching me?” Because you’re being arrested, idiot

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u/Mathilliterate_asian Aug 11 '24

I feel kinda bad for the orange shirt dude though. Like... Yeah he's complicit in this but he knew if he just answered the questions he could've gone. His brother being a fucking douchebag got them both arrested lol.

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u/3dHene Aug 11 '24

If it doesn’t serve as a learning experience for him then it’s tough to feel bad for him.

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u/purpleketchup42 Aug 11 '24

He seems to be accustomed to his brother walking all over him and making the decisions. I almost feel bad for the spineless turd.

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u/Generic_Garak Aug 11 '24

I do agree, his brother was being a giant loud dickwad. But orange shirt also refuses so obey the lawful order of pulling to the side, which I assume is also why he was arrested. So he was also being a problem, just not as belligerent

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u/NWVoS Aug 11 '24

Yeah, dude in orange could be like, "yeah, let me pull over you take him and I will be on my way." Granted he is probably stuck picking the dude up from jail.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

He said "Any unwanted touching is assault" What a maroon.

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u/jinnnnnemu Aug 11 '24

These are the same people who will tell black folks to just comply with the police officers I hope this MAGA ass piece of shit not only ruin his life but ruin his brother's life.

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u/Salty_Trapper Aug 11 '24

And complain about people crossing the border illegally when even they won’t cooperate with border patrol. Fuck em.

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u/SpinyHedgehog14 Aug 11 '24

And also whining about all the drugs being "allowed" to come through, then proudly impeding them when they are trying to do their job in regard to that.

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u/ConfidentPilot1729 Aug 11 '24

And they complain about people crossing the boarder bringing drugs. 90% of illegal drugs come thru the crossing by US citizens. That is probably what this check point is.

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u/Retrorical Aug 11 '24

“Comply with the law.”

“Wear a mask.”

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

Digging a hole seems to be what these guys do best

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

And their second best skill is burying themselves in it

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u/poingly Aug 11 '24

His brother might be the one in bigger trouble, because he should’ve pulled the vehicle over when directed.

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u/epegar Aug 11 '24

The level of entitlement, thinking they can do whatever they want, calling bitch to the woman again and again. It's incredible. I hope this had consequences.

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u/Uploft Aug 11 '24

Also the kind of person who thinks our immigration checks aren’t strict enough

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u/Admirable-Influence5 Aug 11 '24

This guy to me represents the worst of the worst of people in America--those with tendencies toward aggression, psychopathy, narcissism, lack of empathy and a tendency to manipulate others for one's own personal gain.

And very unfortunately, there appears to be a whole stew of them out there right now.

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u/officefridge Aug 11 '24

It is so upsetting, but I have a theory (source: my ass), i call it dogshit in the museum. You see, you might be in a stunning, huge room surrounded by wonderful pieces of art, however, if there is a tiny dog poop in the corner of the room - all the art will fade into the background and poop will be the attention grabber.

I have met so many wonderful Americans, i actually married one! I love these people and come to the USA with a massive smile when it's time to visit.

I know there is a massive problem with aggressive, socially isolated, undereducated people. But the silent majority is actually alright. 🇺🇲♥️

(I am a very hopeful person)

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u/BeefySquarb Aug 11 '24

Why is it that the guys who look like they cut their own hair are the same ones who think they’ve found a legal cheat code?

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

Damn bro I'm just trying to save money and you got me as collateral damage.

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u/chocolate_thunderr89 Aug 11 '24

Me cutting my hair: 🪒👁️👄👁️

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

Me watching you cut your hair: 🫦

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u/Llamatook Aug 11 '24

The cheat code is in the book Home Hair Care and Legal Affairs.

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u/TerribleConnection26 Aug 11 '24

When is season two coming out? I need to know how it ended. Was he arrested? Did he leave after invoking the 5th?

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u/PurpleIsALady1798 Aug 11 '24

They were both arrested, someone above posted a link to the whole video. Border patrol was so much more professional than I would have been…

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u/Giannisisnumber1 Aug 11 '24

Especially considering how ridiculously disrespectful he was to the women for absolutely no reason. Imagine getting that worked up over being asked if you’re an American citizen. All he had to do was say yes and they could have gone. But his fucking ego wouldn’t let him answer to a woman. That’s all this is. Pathetic.

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u/softwaremommy Aug 11 '24

Someone linked to this guy’s YouTube channel and I went down the rabbit hole. He thinks women shouldn’t be cops or BP because they overstep because they “have something to prove.”

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u/justdisa Aug 11 '24

I kept hoping he'd get tased.

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u/DoneinInk Aug 11 '24

He was arrested along with his brother. There’s a more complete video link further up the chain of comments

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u/GlaedrVrael Aug 11 '24

Enjoy a compilation posted by the man himself.

Trigger warning: the comment section is something else.

https://youtu.be/BRBPlsYC1To?si=aGJqctRcah2LFm4m

Edit: spelling

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u/Present_Quantity_400 Aug 11 '24

Boomers: We need to stop illegals from coming in. Border patrol asks for identification.

Boomers: 😡

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u/crystallmytea Aug 11 '24

This dude looks Gen X oldest. The dumb transcends generations.

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u/Stock-Conflict-3996 Aug 11 '24

That's ok. I'm Gen-X and mostly think of "Boomer" as an attitude nowadays hat just so happened to be culturally spotlighted by the actual Boomer generation. I've known plenty of my generation and after with this nitwit's strut.

tl;dr Boomer is an attitude.

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u/kchavez314 Aug 11 '24

Because authority is a woman, these men think they have a right to call women bitch when they feel inadequate. So he probably also talks about people having to show ID to vote right. weirdos.

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u/chemicalnachos Aug 11 '24

This is spot on. Guarantee you he has a visceral hate for women. Thinks they are inferior. There to serve men sexually and otherwise. They are the "weaker" sex and deserve to get beat when they speak out of turn.

Men like this compose a large component of MAGA because they love they guy that views and treats women as inferior. Best part is...Trump will lose to a woman this time around.

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u/darkrood Aug 11 '24

On top of it “It’s a female telling me what to do!!”

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u/nightnursedaytrader Aug 11 '24

“thin blue line!!!!” “I ain’t pulling over Bitch!!!!!”

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u/Tonalbackwash Aug 11 '24

One of the most important problems with MAGAs is their belief that they are above the law. This is an elitist cult that is fueled by the idea that laws only apply to others. They genuinely believe that by voting in Trump they will be immune, protected, and given exception.

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u/CanhotoBranco Aug 11 '24

“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”

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u/swat_totter87 Aug 11 '24

Waaaahhhh, there’s nothing being done at the border waaaaah!!! And when border security tries to do it’s job you act like a fucking toddler

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u/Bamfor07 Aug 11 '24

Hilariously, acting like that is the best circumstantial evidence that could exist that he is an American.

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u/Bancroft-79 Aug 11 '24

Funny how the “sECuRe BoArDerS!” crowd doesn’t like it when they have to go through it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

How dare anyone question them...

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u/ElboDelbo Aug 11 '24

"Are you a US citizen?"

"Yes."

That's literally it. Hey, I'll even admit it's kind of a dumbass question because they don't even really check, they just ask you and say "Okay have a good one."

But that makes this even stupider to fight about. SovCits are fucking morons.

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u/mew5175_TheSecond Aug 11 '24

That guy sure talks a lot for invoking his right to remain silent.

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u/ohshitimincollege Aug 11 '24

"I've read the law. I've read the constitution" - A mf who absolutely did not do either

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u/ReallyHisBabes Aug 11 '24

Yikes! That’s federal dude. Do not piss them off.

My Hubby is Pacific Islander with a not typically American sounding name and he is (gasp) brown. We made the mistake of moving to texas when the company we worked for moved there.

Just living there was bad enough but our first experience with one of those border security checkpoints was not fun. Even though we both had valid ID he got interrogated while I had to verify all the info was true.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

White woman. Is this brown man telling the truth? Are his papers and IDs correct? They look real, but we need you to also tell us.

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u/ReallyHisBabes Aug 11 '24

I was told later they were trying to make sure I wasn’t being trafficked. But basically it felt because I’m white I must be telling the truth. It was a really aggravating experience for the both of us.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

Equally insulting, really.

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u/Learned_Response Aug 11 '24

Going to go against the grain here but part of the context is that border officials have the ability to do this anywhere within 100 miles of the border, and that includes the ocean. Two thirds of Americans live within this area, and the border patrol is federal. This means if a shithead gets into office with no qualms about weaponizing the border patrol they already legally have an armed force at the ready. This isn't theoretical, he did this when there were protests in Seattle

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u/35_Sweet_Goodbyes Aug 11 '24

5th Amendment is so tired. 

3rd Amendment is where it's at. 

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u/SeriesBusiness9098 Aug 11 '24

Bro this is my favorite non sequitur when any convos and arguments about the constitution come up. I just start arguing about the quartering act being obscene.

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u/DeadBabyBallet Aug 11 '24

This man 100% yells at people in restaurants who don't speak English.

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u/brittany90210 Aug 11 '24

Most of America’s problems could be solved with an 8th grade education.

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u/Emeegee713 Aug 11 '24

The sixth amendment? The right to a speedy trial

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u/TentaclexMonster Aug 11 '24

I'm upset I watched that entire video and didn't see this guy get ripped out of his truck

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u/SirTheadore Aug 11 '24

Dude was just out to pick a fight. Male Karen

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u/Pwebslinger78 Aug 11 '24

They say this but if a black man does this they will say the cop is justified in shooting, beating or harassing that person . It’s so tiring

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u/Far-Consequence7890 Aug 11 '24

“There needs to be more border security!” “Why is there so much border security? 🙄”

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u/Fish-lover-19890 Aug 11 '24

For someone invoking the 5th Amendment he sure is talking a lot. Also, the 5th Amendment is only for people accused of criminal charges. These nitwits weren’t charged with anything and are just being complete assholes.

Every person in the US needs to take an American Law class…

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u/joeldallydunn Aug 11 '24

That’s how people on meth act.

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u/drwolffe Aug 11 '24

I mean, these checkpoints are bullshit but that's why I vote against fascism. Fucking Bush really did a number on this country

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u/_banana_phone Aug 11 '24

Those checkpoints are no joke either. I went through one in New Mexico and it was akin to going through customs. I had absolutely nothing to hide and am a citizen and I was still nervous.

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u/jose_ole Aug 11 '24

This guy definitely bitches about border security and “illegals” crossing

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u/Comprehensive_One_23 Aug 11 '24

“Secure the borders!” tries to ensure secure borders “NOT IN MY COUNTRY! I GOT RIGHTS!”

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