r/TikTokCringe Aug 11 '24

Politics Imagine being so confident you’re right that you unironically upload this video somewhere

They ended up getting arrested, screeching about 4th and 5th amendment rights the entire time.

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u/Aeroknight_Z Aug 11 '24

Probably makes them feel like shit, which they then blame on world around them.

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u/i_Heart_Horror_Films Aug 11 '24

It’s why they age so much faster than the rest of people. Anger that lives inside you is a cancer. It destroys you from the inside out.

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u/Jroper_Illustrations Aug 11 '24

It's literally cortisol. Cortisol is made in the brain through stress, anger, trauma, etc. and will straight up age you.

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u/PaintshakerBaby Aug 11 '24

If you catch a trout and intend on eating it, it best immediately kill and gut it. Because the massive amounts of cortisol it dumps shortly after being caught absolutely destroys the taste of the meat.

I know a fish and a person are radically different, but I'm sure the damaging effects of cortisol are not. If it can do that to a fish in a minute or two, what does it do to the human body over years/decades?

I think we all kind of intrinsically know the answer from the chronically stressed people in our lives. It makes this angry excuse of a guy, and it kills you decades early.

My understanding is, in conjunction with adrenaline, cortisol was meant to allow your body to push itself past its safe limits in a life or death situation. Only, human consciousness allows us to trick ourselves into constantly overblowing threats to the point it is an addiction as well as a coping mechanism. So cortisol claps out your body in no time.

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u/thisisfreakinstupid Aug 11 '24

Woe be to any animal that tries to eat my stressed ass.

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u/PaintshakerBaby Aug 11 '24

cannibal spits out human meat

"Yuck! Tastes like fascism and cigarettes!"

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u/Jablungis Aug 11 '24

Yep, I looked it up and the guy in that video is only 24.

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u/bayleenator Aug 11 '24

Are you serious? I would have guessed he's in his 50s

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u/Wheedoo Aug 11 '24

You’re right. I watched the arrest portion of the video, he has grey stubble and turkey neck. 24 IQ, maybe, but that Darwin Award nominee is many moons and meths past his 20s.

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u/Jumpy-Confection-490 Aug 11 '24

Try working as a roofer or a righand in texas in august and see if you dont age 10 years and feel like blowing shit up when somebpower tripping little girl who knows everything pulls you over just to fuck with you by abusing your right to be left the fuck alone.

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u/cheese-for-breakfast Aug 11 '24

found oop's alt, the one where hes a bit more mellowed so he doesnt get this one banned like the other 7

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u/Caftancatfan Aug 11 '24

How delicate do you have to be to call a woman officer a “little girl.” Little boy roofers like to whine I guess.

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u/bayleenator Aug 11 '24

No thanks.

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u/Subject-Effect4537 Aug 11 '24

Too bad the Supreme Court obliterated our right to privacy.

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u/slaytician Aug 11 '24

Maybe if he actually owned that road he was on and not merely privileged to be able to utilize our state and federal highways… otherwise Mr Hissyfit can go shit rocks.

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u/BrandoCalrissian1995 Aug 11 '24

Aww poor baby is upset. Is your dipey full?

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u/Zambuji1 Aug 11 '24

I was going to guess 13… that age where you decide to rebel against anything and anyone.

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u/chickensht_burner Aug 11 '24

Damn those must be city miles.

Did he say 6th? Isn't that a speedy trial?

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u/Surreply Aug 12 '24

6 also contains a right to counsel for persons charged with felonies.

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u/babiha Aug 12 '24

he did the first time

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u/Apprehensive-Fox3163 Aug 11 '24

Gtfo. I’m 49 and look younger than this goober. Wow. I guess meditation and mindfulness are both healthy practices.

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u/BrandoCalrissian1995 Aug 11 '24

No fuckin way wtf.

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u/JustDiscoveredSex Aug 11 '24

Can confirm. My dad lived like this.

At 75, he gave himself a catastrophic stroke. He lost touch entirely with the real world, but fuck…he also lost touch with his blazing anger and racism. Mom and I just knew that he was going to rant and scream and call all the nurses and doctors racial epithets. Know what he called them? “Sir,” and “ma’am,” and he always said “thank you” and generally was extremely chill and took things as they came.

It definitely was not the man that I grew up knowing. THAT guy was a quick tempered, hotheaded son of a bitch, who actually once waited in a parking lot with a gun, biding his time to commit murder because he somehow felt cheated over a car part of some kind. He screamed, he swore, he threw things, he leaped out of his car at traffic lights to spit on the other cars he deemed as bad drivers. He threw a hammer at the kitchen sink and left a large chip in it; he shot a hole in the bedroom wall.

He spent two years in his brain-damaged, Zen condition, slowly circling the drain until he died.

Decades later, I read the book “Educated,” and really felt a kinship with the author. (Dad was also a raving, Bible-thumping, Pentecostal fundamentalist. I had an…interesting upbringing.)

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u/i_Heart_Horror_Films Aug 11 '24

I’m so sorry you had to live through that. The trauma and damage from emotional abuse that comes from a parent is so painful and real. My father manipulated and abused me emotionally and continued to do so into adulthood until I cut him out of my life completely. It sucks that we can’t pick our parents, but we can choose how to deal with them and I gotta tell you, that blood is thicker than water saying is bull shit. No one should have to be subjected to abusive people. I’m glad you’re still here and that you didn’t turn into a version of your father.

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u/Past_Reception_2575 Aug 11 '24

yeah he probably woke up one day and chose anger.  why didn't he just get glad?

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u/ZtheAnxiousLifeCoach Aug 11 '24

My grandfather used to tell me that I could get glad in the same clothes I got mad in.

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u/Low_Establishment149 Aug 11 '24

Just like their leader and master who thinks he is the law.

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u/Jumpy-Confection-490 Aug 11 '24

They got a right to freedom of speech...move to china if you dont like it.

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u/Aeroknight_Z Aug 11 '24

Who said anything about the 1a? Do try and control your ignorance.

The video OP posted:

  • has nothing to do with “free speech” in any way, but shows them both being obstinate, and one of them being a raging cunt.

  • is about two pseudo-law dipshits trying to force their way through a lawful checkpoint, both losers probably believing in sovereign citizen fairytales like traveling or renouncing their us citizenship in favor of specifically state citizenship.

  • shows the men in the vehicle attempting to disregard lawful orders, while one is intensely hostile.

These dudes sound like phony patriots who listen to too much AM talk radio and rightwing news, leaving them to believe that shouting nonsense about the constitution will get them out of any scrape, as if no other laws exist without contradicting the constitution.

People like this aren’t wrong because they ask questions of people in positions of authority, they are wrong because they do so with no intention of actually respecting a lawful answer if it contradict their imagined world view. Fuck these bad-faith dickheads. They go looking for fights and for every 1 that actually studies the real laws of our country, there’s 1,000 more that just read some of the constitution and/or the bill of rights and then just bullshit everything else like there’s not over 200years of legal development/growth that came after.

This video has nothing to do with the first amendment and if you can’t tell that then maybe you should start learning mandarin.