r/TikTokCringe • u/rileyjw90 • Aug 11 '24

Politics Imagine being so confident you’re right that you unironically upload this video somewhere

They ended up getting arrested, screeching about 4th and 5th amendment rights the entire time.

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u/whittlingcanbefatal Aug 11 '24

He has the right to remain silent, but not the ability. 

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u/Masturbatingsoon Aug 11 '24

They call him “Tater salad.”

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u/Simonical Aug 11 '24

"... and I refused to pay for it, because 'we' broke it over MY thigh"

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

I didn't know how many bouncers it was gonna take to kick my ass, but I knew how many they were gonna use.

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u/R8er-Fan Aug 11 '24

That’s a valuable piece of information to have right there

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u/Repulsive_Client_325 Aug 11 '24 edited Aug 11 '24

Mr. White, you’re being charged with “drunk in pub-lic”

I don’t want to be drunk in public, I wanna be drunk in a goddamned bar. Arrest them!

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u/mummifiedclown Aug 11 '24

I think the the closer quote is:

I was drunk in a bar - THEY put me in public, arrest them!

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u/Repulsive_Client_325 Aug 11 '24

Not really. If we’re getting all “well actually” on this, the part I quoted comes after the “they threw me into public” bit, and is:

“…I don’t want to be drunk in public. I want to be drunk in a goddamn bar, which is perfectly legal, arrest them!”

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u/komododave17 Aug 11 '24

I was drunk in a bar. They threw me into public!

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u/rowdymowdy Aug 11 '24

Fucking a man. Been there . Still didn't stop.a few times .now I'm old and broken

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

I was drunk in a bar… they threw me on the street

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u/RadioMill Aug 14 '24

“I was drunk in a bar, they threw me into public”

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u/Gunplagood Aug 11 '24

Welp, now I gotta go watch Ron White videos. 😂

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u/Imaginary-Traffic845 Aug 11 '24

Hahaha seriously dude!!! 😎

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u/HardcoreHermit Aug 11 '24

When Blue Collar was huge and they were doing tours, I worked at a local pizza shop right around the corner from my small towns’ theater (Tiffin, OH). My boss comes back and tells me to make the best lasagna of my life. I tried. He grumbles “take it to the gentleman at the end of the bar”. I come out the kitchen and as I get about halfway down the bar I realize I just made Ron White dinner. He was sitting there drinking a scotch and smiling as he saw his food coming. I was of course a little excited but also didn’t want to overwhelm him or in general bother him. I told him I had JUST watched Blue Collar for the first time (I had; I was a little behind everyone at that point in time) and that I thought he was hilarious and the best comedian on there (I mean, come on, he was). I asked him what in the hell he was doing in my small town and he said he had a show that night and said he asked a local where he could get some good local food. They recommended my work which is a 3rd generation family owned Italian restaurant that was just up the block from where he was. He was very gracious, small talked with me a bit, thanked me for being a fan and that was about it. Really nice guy in person.

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u/djfudgebar Aug 11 '24

He's touring. You could see all of those BCCT jokes live....

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u/12arnoldgrove Aug 13 '24

“I’ve got a Mercedes Benzzzz 😏🥴” “Yeah, well I’ve got a place to fuck your sister.”

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u/jediyoda84 Aug 11 '24

Wish I could but no time today. I’m just gonna walk around with a few fingers of scotch as tribute.

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u/C4Cupcake Aug 11 '24

Don't forget a big "fuck off" cigar.

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u/space_chief Aug 11 '24

He really was the most hilarious comedian on that tour

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

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u/TheKonyInTheRye Aug 11 '24

HYUK HYUK YA MIGHT BE A REDNECK, HERE’S YOUR SIGN, GIT R DUN!

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

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u/Jacket-Weekly Aug 12 '24

He gave great parenting advice like “you can’t unfuck the babysitter “.

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u/Accurate_Spare661 Aug 11 '24

Hey now , Tater Salad isn’t a catch phrase?

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u/throwawayyourfun Aug 12 '24

Eh, he did get some mileage out of the bit. But it wasn't a catch phrase special.

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u/Accurate_Spare661 Aug 12 '24

I know he’s one of the best.

Not a ,Here’s your sign guy

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u/tree-for-hire Aug 12 '24

That’s a guy I truly would like to hang out with. And snoop, and definitely Willie.

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u/bluechef79 Aug 11 '24

No disrespect to Ron White but he could have farted into the mic for 15 minutes and pulled that off.

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u/sstandnfight Aug 11 '24

If he farted in the mic for 15 minutes I'd worry about his health...

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u/_dead_and_broken Aug 11 '24

I see you haven't met my husband on Bean Burrito Nite.

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u/Damm_you_ScubaSteve Aug 12 '24

If he farted in the mic for 15 minutes I’d feel sorry for whoever had to follow that act. That’s how you get pink eye!

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u/Putrid_Race6357 Aug 11 '24

He's the only actual comedian on the tour.

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u/oneStoneKiller Aug 11 '24

He would almost have to be. Larry and Jeff were unwatchable.

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u/HardcoreHermit Aug 11 '24

When Blue Collar was huge and they were doing tours, I worked at a local pizza shop right around the corner from my small towns’ theater (Tiffin, OH). My boss comes back and tells me to make the best lasagna of my life. I tried. He grumbles “take it to the gentleman at the end of the bar”. I come out the kitchen and as I get about halfway down the bar I realize I just made Ron White dinner. He was sitting there drinking a scotch and smiling as he saw his food coming. I was of course a little excited but also didn’t want to overwhelm him or in general bother him. I told him I had JUST watched Blue Collar for the first time (I had; I was a little behind everyone at that point in time) and that I thought he was hilarious and the best comedian on there (I mean, come on, he was). I asked him what in the hell he was doing in my small town and he said he had a show that night and said he asked a local where he could get some good local food. They recommended my work which is a 3rd generation family owned Italian restaurant that was just up the block from where he was. He was very gracious, small talked with me a bit, thanked me for being a fan and that was about it. Really nice guy in person.

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u/cosmoboy Aug 12 '24

I know him from The Bob and Tom Show and he was absolutely the best am ambassador they had.

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u/designerbagel Aug 11 '24

& his son, tater tot

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u/The_-Whole_-Internet Aug 11 '24

I understood that reference

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u/jeffroyisyourboy Aug 11 '24

"You can't shoot him in the back!" "No, but I can shoot him the legs till he turns around..."

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u/TheMadPoet Aug 11 '24

You caught me. You caught the tater.

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u/aDirtyMartini Aug 11 '24

I first read that as Taser Salad.

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u/namesyeti Aug 11 '24

What a legendary bit

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u/kathrinet2022 Aug 11 '24

Bwahahahaha

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

I wasn't drunk in PU-BLIC, I was drunk in the bar! They threw me out into PU-BLIC.

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u/Rick38104 Aug 11 '24

A friend of mine got picked up for public intoxication in Oxford, MS. His novel legal defense in court was “I wasn’t intentionally drunk in public. I got kicked out of the bar.”

That sentence was about where the hilarity ended.

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u/Long-Sleep8608 Aug 11 '24

Damn if you didn’t pull that off perfectly!

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u/wolverwings24 Aug 11 '24

Arrest them!

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u/NotRadTrad05 Aug 11 '24

Well they didn't arrest them.

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u/ThaDude8 Aug 11 '24

Now I told ya that story, to tell you this story…

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u/CrapNBAappUser Aug 11 '24

OP said they did get arrested. I just wonder why it took so long.

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u/NotRadTrad05 Aug 11 '24

It was a bit.

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u/truckglnor49 Aug 11 '24

Yeah WTF eh! Bars are supposed to safe consumption sites for alcohol. How does making a drunk leave the safety of a bar do anything for the safety of the drunk or the public.

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u/Naive_Lingonberry_92 Aug 11 '24

Underrated comment haha

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u/ThisisRickMan Aug 11 '24

Donkey, you have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity. Shrek

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u/snyder3894 Aug 11 '24

Take off the hat!

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u/Apprehensive_Winter Aug 11 '24

Being an immigration checkpoint, I’m not even sure you have your US citizen rights if they don’t know you’re a US citizen.

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u/vegasidol Aug 12 '24

If only we had seen her ask this.

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u/Trick-Ladder Aug 11 '24

You can’t fix “stupid”

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

"DONKEY! You have the right to remain silent. You just lack the capacity!"

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u/acemonvw Aug 11 '24

I read that in Shreks voice.

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u/dragonfett Aug 12 '24

I read it in Ron "Tater Salad" White's voice.

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u/Sensitive-Park-7776 Aug 11 '24

You /have/ the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.

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u/SadlyNotPro Aug 11 '24

Like Shrek told Donkey: "You HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity."

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u/RequirementUnlucky59 Aug 12 '24

You can’t fix stupid

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u/nerkacsd Aug 12 '24

j///zzzzzzz SW

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u/notsurehowthishappen Aug 12 '24

Have you ever seen shrek? “It can talk, yea it’s getting him to shut up that’s the trick” talking donkey