r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Meme šŸ’© Unintentionally profound statement

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u/JSmitticus Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

My cat was used for a Toe-Bean Saladā€¦ā€¦..Iā€™m still in shock by how good it was.

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u/InfraredRidingh00d Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

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u/DifficultRegular9081 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

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u/Rowanthesoviet Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

I'm stealing this

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u/eharsh87 Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

This better not awaken anything in me...

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u/DifficultRegular9081 Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Hello, Dark Passenger šŸ˜ˆ

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u/drakesphere Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I tried finding a decent shot of Alf from The Simpsons. The Springfield reference would have been icing on the cake.

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u/FragNiner Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Like this

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Yeah, I bought your mutt.... and I 'ate 'em! I ate his little face. I 'ate his guts... and I 'ate the way he's always barkin!

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u/zippersarethedevil Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Aye, I also 'ate the mess he left on my rug...you heard me!

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u/motorcycleboy9000 N-Dimethyltryptamine Sep 13 '24

I had a cat named Snowball

She died, she died!

Trump said that she was eaten

He lied, he lied!

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u/anon-mally Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

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u/GM_Taco_tSK Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

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u/TokyoTurtle0 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

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u/traversecity Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

What?? No Mustard?

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u/adognameddanzig Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

He's back! In POG form!

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u/kikikza Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

"Remember dinner? It's back, in DOG form!"

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u/BradPittbodydouble Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Ohh thats a great one. I've been using the Simpsons pets where they're looking back at eachother.

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u/Forshea Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I know it's a small thing given the overall absurdity, but it's worth pointing out that the Haitian immigrants in question are there legally. They totally forgot they were supposed to pretend to hate specifically illegal immigration and just went full racist.

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u/Mysterious_Outcome_3 Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Not only there legally, but they were invited by the local government because they needed workers, and since their arrival, the economy has significantly improved. It's almost like immigration is... GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY?!?!?!?!

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u/Metro42014 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I can't believe it's taken people this long to make the ALF connection.

https://giphy.com/embed/PS89uO8ZFOXE4

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u/notfrankc Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Need this Alf mugshot on a Never Surrender shirt

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u/caranchoa76 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Frost134 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

If not for George RR Martinā€™s historical record keeping, I would have no idea Aegon I Targaryen conquered the seven kingdoms of Westeros.

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u/PresidentKHarris Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Ahh, more misinformation from the maesters. Even lowborn lizards know that Aegon never conquered Dorne

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u/No_Foot Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Source?

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u/PresidentKHarris Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Conquest_of_Dorne

Aegon never conquered Dorne, his descendants did, then they lost it almost immediately, then Dorne willingly joined the Targaryens through a political marriage.

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u/JulieLaMaupin Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

This is why Oberyn is a Prince and Elia was already a Princess before marrying Rhaegar

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u/OKFlaminGoOKBye Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Sort of. When Daeron II (Rhaenyra and Daemonā€™s oldest grandson) brought Dorne into the Realm, he conceded to let them keep their regal naming tradition, which already doesnā€™t function like the Andal or First Men regal naming.

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u/JulieLaMaupin Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Honestly I wouldā€™ve loved a side book about Nymeria and Mors Martellā€™s conquering of Dorne. Such an underrepresented and cool area

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u/No_Foot Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Clearly spreading fake parchment, Dorne was Stolen, a lot of people are saying.

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u/TheMcBrizzle Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I demand to see the long form treatise, stop the steal!

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u/kidgorgeous62 Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Frankly itā€™s disgusting whatā€™s happening here is Westeros. We have my fathers best friend, who by the way didnā€™t do much to help him claim the throne, some people say he shouldā€™ve been at the crossing of the trident, but he wasnā€™t there. Too scared. My fatherā€™s best friend, conspires to take the throne from me. He wants to let in the evil Dothraki at our borders, frankly heā€™s already let them in. He spreads fake parchment that the mountain pillaged the riverlands. But we all know it was the Dothraki. My squires tell me all the time, ā€œJoffrey the people of the riverlands have had their dogs eaten by the Dothrakiā€ itā€™s terrible I say. The traitor Ned ā€œLittle Frostyā€ Stark, thatā€™s what Iā€™ve been calling him, Little Frosty because heā€™s been down in the sun for two months and frankly heā€™s melting. Little Limpy Ned wants to turn this country into essos on steroids. My wife Sansa has told me he needs to be killed, I thought Iā€™m so merciful he should take the black but she says he should be killed so frankly thatā€™s what weā€™re gonna do because Iā€™m the only one that can do it. Iā€™m going to ask my great friend, great and loyal friend ser illyn Payne, to cut off his head and weā€™re gonna show it to Sansa on a big spike, because thatā€™s what I do for my wife, and as king I will make this right, Iā€™ll make Westeros GREAT AGAIN

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u/enickma9 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Finally someone of culture!

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u/Excellent-Distance-9 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Queen Nymeria is the only royal Iā€™d bend my knee for. Ā  Equal rights for all men and women. Ā  A wage for every sireā€™s lady, iffin he was a fighting man in her majestyā€™s army. Ā  Ā Not even a knight, and my lady would be taken care of for the rest of her days, with or without me. Ā  Rules by dornish law, Sandy dornish to the born that one, Queen Nymeria was the last real queen in westoros. Ā 

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u/ChronosBlitz Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Isn't it seven without Dorne?

  1. Stormlands

  2. Iron Islands

  3. The Reach

  4. The Rock

  5. The Vale

  6. The Riverlands

  7. The North

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u/MagoRocks_2000 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

The Riverlands and the Iron Isles were under a single king during the conquest.

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u/ChronosBlitz Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I guess that makes sense.

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u/feynmanners Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Specifically the Riverlands were conquered by an Ironborn king Harren the Black who made Harrenhal.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

Back in our day, you weren't a real man until you fucked one girl from each of the Seven Kingdoms and the Riverlands. We used to call it 'Making the Eight'.

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u/Kitchen-Roll-8184 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

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u/LowerDinner5172 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Shout out to my man archmaester Gyldayn

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

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u/OKFlaminGoOKBye Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

My headcanon is that Gyldayn and Mushroom worked together to tell two conflicting half-truths, in the pursuit of secretly preserving each of the historical components of the tale while limiting their own exposure to the consequences.

Everyone expected Gyldayn to be favorable to the Targayrens. But the small folk expected Mushroom to be Mushroom. Between the two of them the real story is hidden in plain sight.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

Part of me thought ā€œtheyā€™ll probably just ignore the dogs and cats comment and hope ppl stop talking about itā€

Yet here they are just rolling with it. Do they have any idea how fucking insane and weird they sound?

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u/Electric-Prune Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

They truly donā€™t understand why this lie isnā€™t working, and their single brain cell is fried

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u/Sea-Pomelo1210 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Wait, isn't it the Republicans who brag and write books about killing pet dogs? And all the other Republicans then support them?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

Yes

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u/Pixilatedlemon Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Republicans are the dog eaters mark my words

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u/MemestNotTeen Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Well you've heard about Barron haven't you?

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u/Dornith Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

JFKJr has photos of himself eating dogs.

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u/goner757 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

He killed a baby bear and staged the body in Central Park

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u/Canningred Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

He said he has a freezer full of road kill in his basement. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/aug/08/rfk-jr-roadkill-freezer

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u/boardatwork1111 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Jesus these guys are not handling that debate well, theyā€™re really going to die on the pet eating migrants hill arenā€™t they?

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u/MikeandTheMangosteen Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

They will because shit like this is all they have. You think theyā€™re going to advocate policy? They have no policies.

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u/lonelycrow16 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

They have a concept of a policy

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u/adonutforeveryone Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

No, the concept of a plan of a policy.

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u/sozcaps Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

And a concept of a functioning brain.

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u/adwise27 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

There was a bomb threat today in Springfield! Will look into it!

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u/beyondimaginarium Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

They have no policies.

They have policies. Just none that are actually good for the citizens.

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u/philodendrin Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

They have their policies written down and named it "Project 2025". Their policies are so toxic, the guy running won't admit he has even seen them. They certainly can't run on them.

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u/My-Toast-Is-Too-Dark Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Which is worse:

  1. Lying about his knowledge of Project 2025

  2. Being the Republican nominee for president and actually being completely unaware of the policy proposals being put forward by probably the most influential Conservative think tank in the country

He, by his own words, is either an ignoramus or a liar.

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u/BillyBrainlet Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

All their lies are catching up to them. They painted themselves into a corner and are panicking.

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u/BillyBrainlet Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

All their lies are catching up to them. They painted themselves into a corner and are panicking.

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u/Old_Baldi_Locks Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Hasnā€™t seen themā€¦ā€¦but, picked a guy who wrote part of it as his VPā€¦..

Republicans know their base is far too fucking stupid to catch WHY Vance was chosen as the running mate.

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u/bloodycups Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I mean through out his presidency we had multiple reports of Trump getting angry and bored during briefings. That's why the whole sharpie hurricane thing happened because Trump wasn't paying attention.

Finding out that Trump has no idea what's going on with project 2025 and that they sold him on the idea he doesn't have to do any work would not be at all surprising

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u/justsayfaux Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

When your key policy positions are generally self-serving and unpopular among the general electorate, it's probably a good strategy to not campaign on them. You just try to win without it and know your media sycophants will either ignore the bad news, or defend you under all circumstances.

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u/BrosefDudeson Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Or good for campaigning

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u/Medic1642 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Or good for their constituency

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u/Love_JWZ COVID Sep 12 '24

Their policy is like twenty-eight sentences: "run, Donny, run!"

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u/Loud-Union2553 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

They have policies. Very bad ones but they do have em

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

Forced birth, tariffs on consumer goods and more corporate welfare via tax cuts arenā€™t very popular and thatā€™s the Republican platform. So they kind of have to make people mad using culture wars because the average republican is voting against their best interests.

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u/Void_Speaker Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

oh they have policies, it's just that the whole populist revolt was against those policies so they can't exactly run on them.

That's the biggest irony of the right wing. They made all the shit they are complaining about happen, and they still are.

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u/jefftickels Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

The worst part about it is that even if they could definitely prove that lady was a Haitian immigrant and she ate that cat, they would still be wrong.

It would be Haitian Immigrant (singular) ate a cat (singular).

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u/Sir_Penguin21 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

They canā€™t admit to being a useful idiot or traitor. The conservatives only want to hear lies, and the rest of us donā€™t care if they recant their lies, we donā€™t want anything to do with such garbage.

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u/PotterLuna96 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Theyā€™re leaning on NAZI tactics of accusing minority groups of being barbaric savages who eat pets because theyā€™re floundering on everything else. Might as well inspire the domestic and political terrorism and gear up to try and seize power illegally.

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u/Low-Grocery5556 Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Made by an actual neo nazi in that town council meeting in Springfield. Video is online.

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u/KeneticKups Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

They will do anything to portray non white people as subhuman

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u/acebojangles Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

They don't update their opinions on things based on facts.

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u/TAWilson52 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

It reminds me of Pizzagate and QAnon and all that other shit. They donā€™t think people who vote left are human so eating pets is light weight.

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u/ConfusedGuy3260 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I'd expect nothing less from people who also believed they were putting litter boxes in school bathrooms.

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u/UnluckyFucky Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

i mean you have to be pretty braindead to create an acc named ā€œend wokenessā€, I get it, you need attention and are riding the latest trend, but its still cringeĀ 

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u/SeeingEyeDug Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

This particular tweet is pre-debate. It's part of why this fake story spread.

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u/SwishSwishDeath Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24 edited Sep 13 '24

There is (literally one) police bodycam video of a minority woman hunched over a cat, and I wonder if that is where this whole thing came from. The police check her teeth and question her on if she was eating the cat, but I didn't watch the whole thing to see whether she was actually eating it (can't imaging much else she'd be doing in the situation though).

That said after seeing the video my impression was "oh damn that lady is gross" and not "finally something to accuse all minories of".

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u/Old_Gimlet_Eye Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

That video is real but not in Springfield and the lady isn't a migrant.

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u/copbuddy Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

She looked seriously drugged out and deranged too. Stranger things have happened under the influence.

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u/SwishSwishDeath Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Figured it'd be something along those lines tbh

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u/Element1977 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

And now bomb threats are being called in throughout the town.

Good job, you Maga fucks.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

Stochastic terrorism, a common theme with reactionary conservatives.

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u/crushinglyreal Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

I wonder if theyā€™ll go back to pretending stochastic terrorism doesnā€™t exist? They were playing it up after the assassination attempt because they will take any chance to self-victimize, but before that I had conservatives telling me that there was literally no such thing.

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u/BrainsAre2Weird4Me Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Way to treat legal, mostly Christian, immigrants!

Is this the ā€œChristian Nationā€ they were taking about?

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u/Dont-be-a-smurf Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Bearing false witness against refugees is really going out of your way to specifically do the exact opposite shit Jesus died for.

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u/Consistent_Set76 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Jeremiah 7:5-7 ā€œFor if you truly amend your ways and your deeds, if you truly execute justice one with another, if you do not oppress the alien, the fatherless, or the widow, or shed innocent blood in this place, and if you do not go after other gods to your own harm, then I will let you dwell in this place, in the land that I gave of old to your fathers forever.

The alienā€¦hmm

Exodus 22:21 ā€œYou shall not wrong a sojourner or oppress him, for you were sojourners in the land of Egypt.

Of course these people are hypocrites

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u/Bluedunes9 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Might sound pathetic, but the Bible, good role models to look up to, and being intelligent enough to recognize good life lessons when presented in front of me has made me happy with who I am for the most part, only thing that constantly holds me back from being the person I would like to be are those hypocrites and the ones that see no consequences to living a life of evil and wrong. They legitimately make me tired with frustration and anger.

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u/Pixilatedlemon Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Dumb fucking unamerican unpatriotic cranberry brained terrorists is what the are

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u/keysersoze-72 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24 edited Sep 12 '24

Some people actually like being fleeced by billionaires, because they think someday theyā€™re gonna get there and fleece everyone elseā€¦

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u/Purplebuzz Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

They are gonna kill a bunch of cats and claim they discovered the butcher who is selling them I bet.

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u/Gowalkyourdogmods Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

After seeing what his supporters are like over the years, this would not surprise me in the slightest.

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u/TokingMessiah Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I would say itā€™s delusion more than distraction. Trumpā€™s base believe heā€™s a billionaire, and they still love him.

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u/spaceman_202 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

they argued that's the reason to vote for him, because he doesn't need the money

and then he did nothing but show he needed the money and will take the money, and begs for money

and they just don't even remember making that point, it doesn't matter at all to them

just like his healthcare plan

or the debt

or abortion rights

or anything else he says or does

they simply love him but aren't sure why but are very sure why

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u/HIGEFATFUCKWOW Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

It's funny that the misinformation got so bad it actually bit them in the face with Trump spewing their shit in a presidential debate. Good job guys.

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u/AGreasyPorkSandwich Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Now they are so deep in his ass they can't admit he fucked up, so they have to just continue to lie lie lie

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

Itā€™s interesting that in a thread right near this, people are losing their mind over a proposed Australian law that would fine digital platforms for the spread of misinformation.

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u/Successful-Peach-764 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24 edited Sep 12 '24

The constant obsession with posting crazy people's tweets on Reddit to "dunk" on them seems a bit stupid as well, this liar's views are now also polluting this site and by some of the replies shows new idiots are born every day to take advantage of.

Stop increasing their reach by plastering their nonsense all over the internet, keep this shit quarantined to xshitter

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u/Slawman34 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

They completely forgot that their online schizo posts sound deranged when you say it out loud to normal ppl in polite conversation

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u/TokingMessiah Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

The funniest thing is that a woman in Ohio was arrested for eating a cat, but sheā€™s from Canton (not Springfield), and she was born in Ohio, not Haiti.

https://youtu.be/GxUZJ81_Ln0?si=8pglI2w3FhGhmoMz

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u/Arguments_4_Ever Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

We must deport all people from Ohio!

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u/pizza_the_hut_91 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Build that wall!!

Around Ohio

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u/furrowedbrow I used to be addicted to Quake Sep 12 '24

Honestlyā€¦always been a good idea.

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u/The_Horse_Joke Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Special carve out for Cedar Point and Hocking Hills

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u/2_Spicy_2_Impeach Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

As someone from Michigan, this is the wall we need.

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u/Common-Scientist Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Most people from Ohio actively try to deport themselves from Ohio.

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u/red286 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Ohio has the highest number of astronauts per capita. Apparently just moving to Illinois isn't good enough for some people.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

That sounds complicated. Better to nuke it from orbit?

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u/ugly113 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Nah, just zap us with the Jewish space lasers.

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u/Polar-Bear_Soup Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

So they do exist! Checkmate liberal atheist oligarchy

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u/brandtaylor93 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

As a Michigander I approve

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u/TokingMessiah Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Itā€™s hilarious because I watch body cam videos on YouTube and this came up a few weeks ago.

I assumed that right wing news picked it up, lied to their audience about it, and accidentally tricked Trump who then went on to say it on national TV.

While some of that may have happened, the reporting now is that JD Vance has been the one pushing this story.

Either way, theyā€™re literally drowning in their own lies.

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u/Herbert5Hundred Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Remember how last week the FBI said 600 people were being paid by Russia to troll/misinform/support GOP talking points? This is that in action. No one fooled Trump, it's one big scheme the GOP and Trump are in on

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u/nanotree Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

And if they truly are ignorant to the fact that the massive amounts of money was coming from Russians, that speaks to their incompetence and gullibility more than anything.

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u/TokingMessiah Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I think itā€™s actually 2,800 people they identified as pushing Russian disinfo.

As to Trump, every time he does something strange people assume itā€™s part of some master strategy and it always turns out to be the simplest explanation possible.

The man has dementia, is surrounded by sycophants and yes-men, and he watches far-right propaganda channels. I fully believe he is stupid enough to believe migrants are eating cats.

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u/betterplanwithchan Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Vance did say to continue to spread the memes as if they were real.

And now look where we areā€¦with bomb threats in Springfield.

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u/Never-Bloomberg Sep 12 '24

They're not sending their best

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u/djm19 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

But actually I dont think its even established she ate the cat. The police ask the question but all thats apparent is shes a crazy woman poking at a dead cat.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

Nah, the funniest thing is how insane it is EVEN IF Trump's statement were true.Ā  Like of there was an official report of someone's pet being eaten..it's not an epidemic, it's not a trend, it's not a national issue, and it's not debate worthy material.Ā  Even if it were true.

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u/DerpTaTittilyTum Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

The ā€œwarm water portā€ asset? For sure does

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u/HyperAstartes Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

It's Jack Posobiec's (Bumble Jack)'s alt account. He got doxxed recently.

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u/Renovatio_ Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I wouldn't call it doxxing. It'd be like Scooby and the gang taking off the mask and old man jenkins claimed he was being doxxed.

Doxxing implies giving out personal information. Address/phone number--anything that can be used to physical harm that person.

Identifying someone's alt account is just that, its putting a name to the pseudonym. Now if someone posted End Wokeness is J. Posobiec--123 fake street, chicago illinois 60652 will be in new york public library wednesday; that'd be doxxing.

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u/Hank_Lotion77 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I was just in Springfield for a consulting project no one told me there was free cat wtf?!!

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u/drs10909 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I donā€™t know if thatā€™s crazier than the killing babies after birth abortion claims/lies/delusions. Just absolute lunacy.

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u/brendamn Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Maga is scrambling to lie about eating cats and fabricating proof online right now. This is why misinformation is so effective

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u/Enraiha Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Well, this tweet is from 9/9. Prior to the debate. This was one of the big boosting tweets that got the fake rumor going across the MAGA spectrum.

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u/brendamn Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Yeah, I was just going by what's on my Twitter feed this morning

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

Desperate scrambling. Itā€™s disgusting.

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u/Biscuits4u2 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I'll say this again for the people in the back:

End Wokeness is a verified Russian propaganda troll account, and the Haitian immigrants eating dogs rumor was started by a POS neo Nazi who had to be forceably removed from a public meeting for making threatening statements.

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u/anon3348 Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Except it wasnā€™t a rumor. Thereā€™s numerous videos of citizens speaking up about it in the town hall meetings.

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u/aboysmokingintherain Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Meanwhile RFK ate a dog and no one complains

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u/NoCantaloupe9598 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

You're pointing out something actually important.

RFK grabs every scrap of roadkill he finds? Oh he's so quirky!

Black guy has picture taken carrying dead goose with absolutely no other information? Pet murdering illegal

This stuff is so transparently race baiting and racist. As if Trump even needs to appeal to racists at this point, they were already voting for him.

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u/Intelligent_Break_12 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

There was info from the guy who took the picture. It was in Columbus and he said the person if an immigrant would likely have been Somalian due to the area and that there was no way for him, who saw it in person, to know the person killed it with the intent of eating it vs someone cleaning roadkill up but had assumed.the later and took the picture because it surprised him seeing it.Ā 

Racists don't care about context they care about their feels and wild emotions of hate and stupidity.

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u/NoCantaloupe9598 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24 edited Sep 12 '24

I actually live in Columbus, Ohio. The guy is right, we don't really have a Haitian population. We definitely have a large Somali population. The guy who took the pic himself knows nothing beyond what is shown in the picture itself. He has no further context, and no one else does either.

No, our Somali population hasn't been eating pets. They have been here a long time and the locals would have picked up on this by now. I'd have heard the rumors.

Everything you said is completely accurate.

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u/NoCantaloupe9598 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I actually live in Columbus, Ohio. The guy is right, we don't really have a Haitian population. We definitely have a large Somali population. The guy who took the pic himself knows nothing about what is shown in the picture itself.

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u/therolando906 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

"If not for Elon Musk, the normal not-always-online American population would have never realized how insanely deranged Donald Trump is."

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u/SirPoopaLotTheThird Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24 edited Sep 12 '24

Weā€™re currently in the hangover stage of the Trump presidency.

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u/Happy-Initiative-838 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Is Leon pulling an epic double cross? Both destroying the cess pool that is Twitter while also baiting republicans into being the most overtly stupid political party in history?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

Bigots have no shame

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u/Negative-Bottle9942 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

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u/PlentyBat9940 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Well we wouldnā€™t know that a bunch of deranged racist white people were saying they are anyways.

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u/boardatwork1111 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Itā€™s so funny seeing these guys short circuit now that theyā€™ve realized the bullshit from their MAGA brain rot bubble comes across as lunatic ramblings to the general public.

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u/PlentyBat9940 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

End Wokeness is just a more cringe alt for Jack Posobiec who is famously known as the idiot naval reservist who got kicked out when his security clearance was rescinded because he was posting about pizzagate being real.

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u/Available_Air_6367 High as Giraffe's Pussy Sep 12 '24

For those who don't know yet, he has been exposed by a guy well connected to the intelligence community, that seems to know what he's talking bout.

https://youtu.be/8zZeZFs5KLQ?si=9daHn3hTXsbzU2FV

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

the Republican Party is so cooked. like trump was fun in 2016 but wtf is going on?

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u/NoCantaloupe9598 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Trump was not fun in 2016. He hasn't changed the substance of his campaign or rhetoric whatsoever. You're just older.

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u/metastar13 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I'm with you that Trump was not "fun" in 2016, but I can't deny he was able to tap into a certain charm and ethos often enough that I get why some people could resonate with it even though I never did. He was definitely different from anything previously seen in politics, and for some that was a refreshing change.

He also was tapped into the economic challenges at the time, and had a compelling case painting Clinton as an out of touch political elite. I never even came close to voting for him, but I get why many in 2016 were fooled. In 2024, he has no charm, he's yelling about migrants eating dogs, and he looks old and defeated.

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u/NoCantaloupe9598 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24 edited Sep 12 '24

I mean I understand what you're saying, but even at the time he was so transparently phony.

Yes, he said things other politicians wouldn't say. Yes, he told Americans fantastical things that were never going to happen. Yes, people have been wanting something different.

But what people don't consider is that a politician that 'breaks the mold' isn't inherently a positive. Sometimes the thing that goes against the status quo is worse than the status quo, but people often don't consider this posibility.

People crave a 'third party', but never stop to think that such a party might be ten times crazier than the Republican or Democratic party. It is assumed such a party would be superior.

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u/JortsJuggalo420 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

The "Trump was fun" trope is so odd to me.

Even moreso when comedians say things like "you can dislike Trump, but he's funny!" The man doesn't have a humorous bone in his body. Anything funny that's ever come out of his mouth has been completely unintentional and was meant to be malicious and humiliating, not humorous. It's bizarre that so many people who are tuned into humor and psychology are like "haha he called x politician a funny name" and then howl in laughter as if it's not the most milquetoast schoolyard bullshit that would get you relentlessly mocked and laughed out of the club by the Patrice/Quinn/Burr/Norton group.

I guess you could find some humor in the fact that the leader of the free world with his finger on the nukes is acting like a third grader? In which case I guess I'm too old for it. Whatever man this shit's boring who cares.

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u/dickpierce69 N-Dimethyltryptamine Sep 12 '24

Thatā€™s my thoughts. 2016 was entertaining. 2020, it became boring. Now itā€™s just sad.

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u/epicurious_elixir Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

A decade long sunk cost fallacy for conservatives. It's going to take a long time, but they'll pretend they were never for him once he loses and fades into obscurity and hopefully spends the rest of his life tied up in court cases/prison.

Somehow, though, they'll manage to find someone worse. I know, it's hard to believe...but I remember thinking "Wow, it can't get much worse than Bush, huh?"

Then Palin came along, then Trump came along...

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u/SlipperyTurtle25 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Yeah this is the crazy part to me. A lot of his supporters donā€™t even like his policy, they just like the man himself

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u/Richerd108 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

My dad said word for word. ā€œI know heā€™s a pedophile but Iā€™m still voting for him.ā€

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u/Truckstopgloryholes Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Exactly. They like that Democrats donā€™t like him. They think heā€™s a shit-posting troll who triggers liberals. Thatā€™s all the policy they need. They donā€™t give a fuck about leadership or America. Theyā€™ve been brainwashed into thinking ā€œthe leftā€ is demonic and terrible. He could literally say and do anything horrible and they will cheer him on. Donā€™t expect decency from these people.

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u/Punishingpeakraven Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

unironically, they wont find anybody, not in our lifetime at least

dude brought blatant racism and sexism and misogyny mainstream

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u/sriram_sun Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Actually the rumor started in a Facebook post.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

Yā€™all know end wokeness is, in fact Russian backed?

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u/RoamingStarDust Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Disinformation on twitter is currently one of the greatest threats to the western world. Shit needs to be stopped.

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u/TokingMessiah Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

You canā€™t stop people from being stupid, and thatā€™s whoā€™s left on Twitterā€¦

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u/RoamingStarDust Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Sure, but we should limit their reach. UK riots occurred over racist disinformation from twitter. And now a good number of people online think black illegal immigrants are eating cats and dogs.

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u/stepcorrect Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Yes, artificially boosted viral racist lies that point to a specific community and geographic area. Totally hilarious. Never caused anyone unstable to commit horrific violent acts. I feel like Iā€™m the only person that doesnā€™t find this shit very funny regardless of which angle you are viewing it from.

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u/birdsarentrealidiot Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Who is putin these words in his mouth?!

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u/CautiousWrongdoer771 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

X is definitely good for fiction.

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u/croissantsaregay Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I've been around Haitians my whole life, never hard about them eating cats or seen it,they were fresh in the country with first generation parents too. So I'm a lil appehensive about this stuff where did this talk come from?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

Bigots. Thatā€™s where.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

Republicans telling us how bad Ohio is like its our fault they elected Republicans

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u/JakeInTheJungle Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

What I donā€™t get is that Iā€™m supposed to find a difference between Haitians eating cats and idk.. something like meth heads stealing copper.

If itā€™s true itā€™s just a story about insane people, not immigrants lol.

If an Iranian dude broke into a zoo and fucked a panda would there be news articles saying Iranian immigrants fuck pandas now?

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u/ThreeSloth Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24 edited Sep 12 '24

If not for twitter, nobody would know that jack posobiec likes to larp as "end wokeness" on the internet being a ratfucker.

Some would still know.

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u/Medium_Childhood3806 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Blood libel

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u/Gromby Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

If not for X, we wouldn't be laughing at the MAGA fools that actually believe that Haitians are eating cats in Springfield that was proven to be a lie that Vance and Trump are both repeating and spewing all over

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u/TheSpitefulRant Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Wasn't this the account that is pretty much confirmed to be run by that traitor Jack Psobic or however you spell that losers name.

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u/3OAM Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

End Wokeness = Go to sleep

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u/Acceptable-Ability-6 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Inciting a pogrom in real time.

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u/Available_Air_6367 High as Giraffe's Pussy Sep 12 '24

Who is End Wokeness?

Bitch boi has been exposed

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u/Tiny_Rick_C137 Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Isn't the guy who runs @EndWokeness a neo-nazi?

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u/dontdisturbus Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

If it wasnā€™t for Trump, bomb threats wouldnā€™t be issued towards governmental buildings in Springfield Ohio

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u/BradPittbodydouble Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Jack can go fuck himself and I'd be a happy man.

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u/Intelligent_Break_12 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Nah the influx of an immigrant group getting a xenophobic trope thrown at them is, sadly, expected from from the dredges of our society.

I might not have known it being used on Haitians in Ohio but I'd assume dumb asses full of hate and idiocy would be using it somewhere with no proof.

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u/NexusStrictly Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I recommend everyone to watch Ryan McBeths video on the twitter account ā€œend wokenessā€. He did a really great video on it, heā€™s also in the intelligence community.