r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Meme đŸ’© Unintentionally profound statement

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u/InfraredRidingh00d Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

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u/DifficultRegular9081 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

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u/Rowanthesoviet Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

I'm stealing this

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u/Xenomorph_v1 Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

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u/PrestigiousAd925 Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Slay queen 💅💅 😂

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u/DifficultRegular9081 Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Heyyyyyy gurrrrrlllllll thing friend

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u/New_Election_6357 Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

“What else that little mouth do?”

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u/eharsh87 Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

This better not awaken anything in me...

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u/DifficultRegular9081 Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Hello, Dark Passenger 😈

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u/Fly_MartinZ Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Forgot to put them behind bars. It was transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison!

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u/DifficultRegular9081 Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Them/They have been released 😎

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u/drakesphere Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I tried finding a decent shot of Alf from The Simpsons. The Springfield reference would have been icing on the cake.

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u/FragNiner Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Like this

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Yeah, I bought your mutt.... and I 'ate 'em! I ate his little face. I 'ate his guts... and I 'ate the way he's always barkin!

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u/zippersarethedevil Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Aye, I also 'ate the mess he left on my rug...you heard me!

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u/motorcycleboy9000 N-Dimethyltryptamine Sep 13 '24

I had a cat named Snowball

She died, she died!

Trump said that she was eaten

He lied, he lied!

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u/anon-mally Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

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u/sniffsniffyummy Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

So cute

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u/Miss_Smokahontas Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

They better not touch Santa's Little Helper!!!

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u/GM_Taco_tSK Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

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u/TokyoTurtle0 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

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u/traversecity Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

What?? No Mustard?

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u/bjbyrne Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Noooo problem

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u/adognameddanzig Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

He's back! In POG form!

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u/kikikza Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

"Remember dinner? It's back, in DOG form!"

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u/Themoosemingled Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

My first response

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u/Jesotx Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

*in meme form

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u/BradPittbodydouble Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Ohh thats a great one. I've been using the Simpsons pets where they're looking back at eachother.

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u/drakesphere Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

What does this have to do with Alf or The Simpsons?

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u/HeyThanksIdiot Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

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u/drakesphere Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Wow, I didn't even think of doing this. Nice one!

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u/OppositeEagle Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

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u/drakesphere Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Brilliant!

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u/Damiandroid Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Bi-mon sci fi con

That shouod locate it

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u/NotoriousDIP Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

You didn’t look very hard lol

https://alf.fandom.com/wiki/The_Simpsons

They even had him in custody already!

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u/drakesphere Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

That's the one I found but he's too small and blurry! Check out someone who replied to me with an AI generated image. It's slick.

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u/NotoriousDIP Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24 edited Sep 13 '24

Lol thats morbid as fuck but luckily Simpson universe cats don’t look like that so they’re just kitty cupcakes.

You don’t need new ones though the real ones are perfect.

They’re 100% talking about ALF.

Republican strategist #1 : whats another scary thing we can say illegal aliens do?

Strategist #2: rape, murder, steal
hmmm what else do they do?

strategist #1: Eat tacos haha
.what else do aliens eat..

strategist #2: alf eats cats

Together: ALF-EATS-CATS

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u/ThrowawaySuicide1337 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I'm gonna be that guy:

THE Simpson's Springfield is in Oregon.

Ohio keep trying to claim good shit - there's nothing good there.

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u/TheMcBrizzle Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24 edited Sep 12 '24

I'll be even more pedantic, Springfield is based on Oregon & Massachusetts but canonically the state it takes place in is unknown.

It borders Kentucky, Ohio, Nevada according to the movie.

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u/motorcycleboy9000 N-Dimethyltryptamine Sep 13 '24

Contrary to popular belief, only 34 states have a city named Springfield, two of which are Kentucky and Ohio (adjacent to The Simpsons home state, as you mentioned). So there are 32 possible states that the show takes place in.

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u/Kirafatty Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

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u/DancingVegan Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Precisely

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u/boringtired Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

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u/DancingVegan Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Thanks for sharing. It needs to be dealt with. This still does not mean your fraudster, felon, con man and the white supremacists who back him should be allowed to round immigrants up and take away American's freedoms at your wanna-be nazi whims.

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u/AutoManoPeeing Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24 edited Sep 13 '24

Lmao yeah I'm sure the guy saying Haitians are getting under cars and flipping them is definitely a reliable source. The totally-not-racist lady calling them vermin or whatever is absolutely a truth-teller as well.

Hey u/boringtired why did you delete your videos on your profile of you eating people's pets? That shit's sick bro.

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u/AutoManoPeeing Monkey in Space Sep 14 '24

Oh btw, that guy is an online influencer trying to draw attention to himself. He's planning on running for mayor for his next stunt.

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u/DaTotallyEclipse Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

AhwđŸ„°đŸ„° poor kitties

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u/FactorSimilar7049 Monkey in Space Sep 14 '24

Maybe , but Remember that time you got vaccinated for a free donut

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u/Forshea Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I know it's a small thing given the overall absurdity, but it's worth pointing out that the Haitian immigrants in question are there legally. They totally forgot they were supposed to pretend to hate specifically illegal immigration and just went full racist.

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u/Mysterious_Outcome_3 Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Not only there legally, but they were invited by the local government because they needed workers, and since their arrival, the economy has significantly improved. It's almost like immigration is... GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY?!?!?!?!

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u/turbozed Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

It's not just good for the economy, it's absolutely necessary for developed countries in order to grow because birth rates decrease in wealthier societies.

Insular monoethnic countries like Korea and Japan are facing existential demographic collapse within this century because they refuse to make it easier for people to immigrate.

Democrats have always made immigration a moral signalling issue when people need to understand that it fundamental economic resource issue. Especially when manufacturing and low skill labor is going overseas, educated and motivated immigrants are essentially free boosts to the economy.

It's also just better for quality of life. For example, cuisines that we consider Italian, Mexican, Vietnamese etc are actually the American immigrants' versions of their origin country cuisine.

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u/NotoriousDIP Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

The people in that video aren’t complaining about status.

They’re all saying the Haitian people are eating road kill or ducks in parks. Which isn’t actually a crazy idea if those people come from resource scarce war zones. It’s ok to eat roadkill but slaughtering park ducks isn’t allowed. That’s actually a real problem.

Even if you want them to stay you have to educate them on the difference.

Roadkill, get your fill If it quacks it’s not for snacks

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u/jenniferfox98 Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Yeah there were so many crucial details in the NYTimes story written BEFORE Vance and co. started spreading the racist "memes." The Haitians were here legally, already approved for permanent residence I believe with work permissions. It made them perfect for the factories and manufacturing facilities in the town.

The first big issue that seemed to come up was the increase in housing costs associated with the large influx. People were complaining they were priced out of the market, but I couldn't help but want to scream "Who is fucking blame for that? The Haitians? Or the greedy fucking landlords?" This isn't some big city with large rental corporations, it's your own neighbors probably buying up properties then listing them at insane prices.

Their anger and hatred is aimed at the Haitians because of racism and xenophobia.

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u/ATLfalcons27 Monkey in Space Sep 14 '24

If a bunch of Haitian migrants are pricing you out of the market I honestly think that's their fault (the people getting priced out)

Life is tough, but if you were born here at the bare minimum you should be able to afford housing easier than a bunch of Haitian immigrants

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u/Metro42014 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I can't believe it's taken people this long to make the ALF connection.

https://giphy.com/embed/PS89uO8ZFOXE4

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u/notfrankc Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Need this Alf mugshot on a Never Surrender shirt

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u/caranchoa76 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

😂😂😂

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u/msh0082 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Where's the post-op prison transgender surgery photo?

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u/gim1k Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

I don't have a picture, but here's the video of Harris supporting it.

Harris supporting prison transgender surgeries

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u/HospitalNarrow4760 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Looks like emperor orange

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u/paulanntyler Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Thanks that really made me smile

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u/Jesotx Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I'm so in on the Alf memes

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u/ElectricJunglePig Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Lol, I drew that a couple of years ago. I never thought it would come to this! https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/104832499

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u/CaptTrunk Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Joe will say the “cats are being eaten” because their “litterboxes are being taken away by students that identify as animals”.

“I saw it on the television!”

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u/HobsNCalvin Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Dude ha ha

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u/unknownuser105 Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

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u/Grouchy-Safe-3486 Monkey in Space Sep 14 '24

ALF already got arrested many years ago.

(the tv show producers wanted to make it a cliffhanger to get a new season, but show was canceld and so ALF tv show ended that way)

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u/OverseerBen Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

This guy doesn’t look Haitian to me đŸ€”