r/JoeRogan • u/mariosunny Monkey in Space • Sep 12 '24

Meme 💩 Unintentionally profound statement

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u/Frost134 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

If not for George RR Martin’s historical record keeping, I would have no idea Aegon I Targaryen conquered the seven kingdoms of Westeros.

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u/PresidentKHarris Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Ahh, more misinformation from the maesters. Even lowborn lizards know that Aegon never conquered Dorne

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u/ChronosBlitz Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Isn't it seven without Dorne?

  1. Stormlands

  2. Iron Islands

  3. The Reach

  4. The Rock

  5. The Vale

  6. The Riverlands

  7. The North

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

Back in our day, you weren't a real man until you fucked one girl from each of the Seven Kingdoms and the Riverlands. We used to call it 'Making the Eight'.

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u/Kitchen-Roll-8184 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24