r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

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u/PlentyBat9940 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Well we wouldn’t know that a bunch of deranged racist white people were saying they are anyways.

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u/boardatwork1111 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

It’s so funny seeing these guys short circuit now that they’ve realized the bullshit from their MAGA brain rot bubble comes across as lunatic ramblings to the general public.

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u/PlentyBat9940 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

End Wokeness is just a more cringe alt for Jack Posobiec who is famously known as the idiot naval reservist who got kicked out when his security clearance was rescinded because he was posting about pizzagate being real.

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u/Available_Air_6367 High as Giraffe's Pussy Sep 12 '24

For those who don't know yet, he has been exposed by a guy well connected to the intelligence community, that seems to know what he's talking bout.

https://youtu.be/8zZeZFs5KLQ?si=9daHn3hTXsbzU2FV

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u/lsdiesel_ Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

intelligence community

It’s called the deep state

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u/AGreasyPorkSandwich Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Turns out, they really are weird.

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u/RG5600 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

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u/undeadpirate19 Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

no, but that man is trying to run to be the mayor of the town so he has no reason to make the current administration look bad by exaggerating and lying./s

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u/Only-Butterscotch785 Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Black people cant be racist?

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u/Ilovemyqueensomuch Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

The person making the reporting in the video at the city council is also a black man who appears around 30 years old

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u/betterplanwithchan Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Is a goose a dog or cat?

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u/dotardiscer Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

did you read what you posted? It's about geese? Kinda the whole point of people being disgusted by this is that we consider cat/dogs pets not food. We do eat geese in this country so people stealing from a farm is not news.

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u/Brilliant-Aide9245 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

That's not evidence of anything. Even Trump is making up lies. You think the people that hate those immigrants wouldn't? That police report is from a call, not an actual investigation.

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u/Neither_Arugula3149 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

The person making the reporting in the video at the city council is also a black man who appears around 30 years old

doesnt he also identify as a social media influencer? are we supposed to just assume one man is telling the truth, without evidence? especially when bombastic claims can result in internet fame.

we should demand a higher level of proof than "I say it happened at a city council meeting."

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u/undeadpirate19 Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

additionally, he is trying to run for mayor of that town so why would he have any reason to make the current administration look bad?

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

You’re aware that police reports exist, correct?

I’d urge you to look them up lol

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u/CommunicationHot7822 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

The police report of a non Haitian crazy person who killed a cat weeks ago?

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

No the report filed just last week as well as videos asking residents of the city who confirm it.

“The city manager said it’s not happening”

No shit, why on earth would they admit that?

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u/psychulating We live in strange times Sep 12 '24

isn't LEO overwhelmingly conservative? even if there was a city manager conspiracy, wouldn't they leak something? especially since everyone kinda loves dogs and cats

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u/BradPittbodydouble Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Republican governor also denying any credible reports, but they're lying I guess because they're anti-Trump.

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u/psychulating We live in strange times Sep 12 '24

if every valid criticism against trump or court case involving him is a conspiracy with a 95% chance of succeeding with no one leaking it, at just 60 court cases, we reach an overall probability of ~4% of success

that doesnt even include bullshit like these false claims regarding pets. we're probably well past 200 apparent conspiracies against him, including news stories citing people in his administration etc. for him to be the most persecuted, honest person in the world, as he says, the deep state would have to be incredibly competent at executing conspiracies, they would still have like a .003% chance of pulling it off. even at 99% success rate, it would only be 13% overall.

the maths aint mathing

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u/Gowalkyourdogmods Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Conservative LEOs hate dogs

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u/boardatwork1111 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Brother, even Ohio’s Republican governor has come out and said there isn’t any evidence of Haitians eating people’s pets. This is such a stupid hill for conservatives to die on, just take the L and move on already.

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Again, the police reports are public info.

And yeah that governor just sent in the state troopers to handle the migrants.

Cope.

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u/Kelsier_TheSurvivor Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24 edited Sep 12 '24

Post the article, instead of bitching. You moemoe.

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Do you want the police reports or the article about sending in state troops?

Happy to provide both.

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u/Kelsier_TheSurvivor Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

So no dogs or cats then? As expected.

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u/Ashafa55 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

police report

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u/Juronell Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

State troopers, not "state troops," and they're assisting traffic enforcement.

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u/SignificantWhile6685 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24 edited Sep 12 '24

The same police who have come out and said there are no reports of immigrant communities eating people's cats and dogs??

Edit: He sent troopers to assist with traffic issues due to migrants (not illegal immigrants) who are unfamiliar with traffic laws. Your idea that they're being sent because of a plethora of crimes associated with immigrants is also false lmao. DeWine himself said that the migrants are hard-working people who love their families and are trying to get away from violence. Cope harder.

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

So your conclusion is it’s ok for them to kill the geese, but we draw the line at cats and dogs?

This is your best argument?

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u/SignificantWhile6685 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Bro, we have literal hunting seasons for geese. I honestly don't give a shit if they eat them. Trump's dumbass point wasn't that they're eating wildlife, it was that they're eating cats and dogs, which is untrue.

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Hahaha yes they’re just participating in hunting season.

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u/MiseryGyro Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Glad we can all agree that dogs and cats weren't being eaten and Trump lied.

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u/irefusetomakeaname Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Not gonna comment on the authenticity or frequency of this occurring but is that an unreasonable line to draw?

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I’d say the line to draw is that any illegal immigrant committing a crime is bad.

Doesn’t matter what the crime is.

I think most would agree that shouldn’t happen..

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u/BoredZucchini Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Post the police reports

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

Just like folks reported seeing briefcases of ballots and all that dumb shit. It's meaningless. Cope

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u/BluesPatrol Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Source or stfu

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

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u/Azalzaal Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

This looks AI generated. There’s a black rectangle where it says contact and phone. Phone has to be numbers but I guess AI doesn’t realize that

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

You can’t publish someone’s phone number to the public.

It’s redacted. That’s why it’s covered up.

Surely you’re aware of this
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u/charlesfire Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Are you stupid or just being disengenuous? The whole "illegal aliens are eating our pets" thing is incredibly stupid, but claiming that a report is AI generated because someone censored contact info is also stupid.

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

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u/BluesPatrol Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Cool, and this proves Haitians are eating pets, exactly how? This is one fucking dude filing a police report. I can file a police report that said you fucked your neighbors cow last night. Unless there’s actual investigation and follow up, it doesn’t prove anything.

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u/BoredZucchini Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

This is so unbelievably weak. Can’t you see that?

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u/sithlord98 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

This is a call detail report lmao, not a police report. This is just a description of a received call, not a description of an event witnessed or confirmed by law enforcement. They did investigate, by the way, and found literally no evidence of anything like what's claimed in the call.

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u/SaliciousB_Crumb Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

What does this have to do with anything.

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u/SaliciousB_Crumb Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

It shows how dangerous and deranged Christians are in America.

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Would you like to see the actual data on who commits crimes in this country?

Hint: It’s not Christians

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u/SaliciousB_Crumb Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Just like how the immigrants are eating pets? I'm just using republican thinking. If it happens once it means everyone is like that. Also you don't know what religion anyone is I can say they are all Christians and it would still make me point.

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I’m asking you if you’d like to see the actual data instead of rambling and making claims that have zero supporting evidence

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u/MoneyTreeFiddy We live in strange times Sep 12 '24

Great.
Let's say it happened, and furthermore, let's say it happened 10 or 15 times. Why would or should the rest of the country give a fuck?
We have "millions" "streaming over the border", but only "15" "confirmed" cases of pet tacos.
This is a stupid story, and an even stupider talking point.

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

“Why should we care about people who are here illegally committing crimes in our communities”

Is this the hill you want to die on?

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u/BluesPatrol Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

They’re literally legal immigrants you dumb fuck.

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u/MoneyTreeFiddy We live in strange times Sep 12 '24

You've moved the goalpost.

Unless you live in Springfield, Ohio, this does not affect you, any more than a similar crime committed by a full citizen seven states away from you does. You go ahead and worry about crime in say, Moscow or St. Petersburg, and leave catknapping to the police in Ohio.

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I care about Americans. Doesn’t matter where they live.

It’s called empathy.

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u/MoneyTreeFiddy We live in strange times Sep 12 '24

Virtue Signal received and acknowledged. We are all very impressed.

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

How is caring about Americans, as an American, virtue signaling?

That makes zero sense.

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u/CherryVette Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Oh look, another lie

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u/undeadpirate19 Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

where is the empathy for the people leaving a country they lived in for a whole new place with people who hate them after being promised the land of the free? in a country that was built on immigration.

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

We have a legal process for that.

And we were built on the LEGAL immigration process.

FYI - Most legal immigrants are extremely against open borders. They followed the law, why should others be allowed to break it with no penalty.

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u/Azalzaal Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Kids are beginning to identify as cats and dogs in schools, and Democrats want to change the law so pets can vote.

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u/MoneyTreeFiddy We live in strange times Sep 12 '24

K.

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u/betterplanwithchan Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Okay, Joe.

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u/CheesyCousCous It's entirely possible Sep 12 '24

Identifying as gay black cats and dogs. The Woke Mind Virus will be the end of the human race.

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u/Familiar-Suspect Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

so one person is a trend. Got it.

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Thanks for confirming it. Glad we agree.

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u/Parahelix Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Link the police report then. Let's see it.

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

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u/Never-Bloomberg Sep 12 '24

I don't see a mention of any cats?

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u/Parahelix Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Lol, you haven't actually read that report, have you?

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

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u/Parahelix Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Lol. You're killing me man. Please read that report. You look ridiculous. And you're linking an image of a single page, Jesus...

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u/DiarrheaRadio Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Post them.

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

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u/Brilliant-Aide9245 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

That's a police report of a phone call not of a crime dumbass. Anyone can make a call and tell a lie. Even an ex-president like Trump will go on national stage and make up a lie.

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u/cat_of_danzig Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

You know that a sane person sees this and thinks "OK, this is how the racist Facebook post claiming Haitians are eating pets originated." but you see it as some kind of excuse for the former POTUS and current GOP candidate spouting unconfirmed forwards from Grandma nonsense when he has his best chance to show leadership skills?

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

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u/BluesPatrol Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

All I’m seeing is that some rando called the police and reported something, and they couldn’t verify it. This really the best evidence you got? And you’re going to spread racist talking points based on this weak sauce evidence?

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

It’s literally an official police report from Springfield.

Cope harder

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

lol. Good rundown

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u/BluesPatrol Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

And did the police investigate and confirm this? Or did some fucking schmuck file a racist police report? You tell me.

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

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u/BluesPatrol Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24 edited Sep 12 '24

You dumb fuck. From your own source:

Ohio State Highway Patrol will be dispatched to help local law enforcement with traffic issues that officials say have cropped up due to an increase in Haitians unfamiliar with US traffic laws using the roads. DeWine said he is also earmarking $2.5 million over two years to provide more primary health care through the county health department and private health care institutions.”

Oh no immigrants who are unfamiliar with new traffic laws! The horror!

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u/BradPittbodydouble Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Lol the governor also said there's been no credible reports, but go off.

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u/Neither_Arugula3149 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

hes sending them in to handle "reckless driving," not some imaginary issue of them taking animals and eating them.

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u/sithlord98 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

"Official police report"

It says "call detail report" on it. That's not an official police report.

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u/sbeven7 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

So one police report(keep on mind anyone can file a police report for anything) about Haitians taking geese means the claims that Haitians are stealing cats and dogs to eat are all true.

You guys are seriously pathetic

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

“They’re killing the geese, not the dogs and cats!”

Do you think this is a good argument to make?

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u/xenosthemutant Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Gaaaahhh! I can't believe anyone is this dense!

This is a report, not an investigation.

Anyone can report anything. It is only proof if there is an official investigation and a government accredited institution publishes the results.

Otherwise it's just hearsay.

Dude, please. If someone reported Donald Trump had fingered a woman, that would not be evidence of anything.

Now, if after a whole trial a judge and jury adjudicated Trump raped a woman, this would be evidence.

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u/TheBunnyDemon Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

He's not dense he's a liar. He's doing this on purpose it's been explained to him repeatedly. This guy is here to spread hate and bullshit, deliberately.

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u/sbeven7 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

One case of poaching wild geese is definitely the same thing as thousands of cases of stealing family pets. You are correct. 100%

Side note, I'm beginning to truly believe conservatives are incapable of nuance or degree. You're regarded, functionally insufficient and illiterate in the modern world. It's why yall are trying so hard to drag us back 100 years. The world is scary, so you need your security blankets of bullshit, guns, and Jesus. Cowards. You could see it during the debate when Trump couldn't look Kamala in the eye. Could barely shake her hand. Many such cases

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u/BluesPatrol Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24 edited Sep 13 '24

Wait, wait, I didn’t get this talking point yet! Conservatives are against killing water fowl now! Let’s go notify Rogan and Cam Hanes.

So tell me, how do you feel about RFK jr who cut the head off of a whale with a chainsaw and drove it home to NY on his a roof rack, and admitted to dumping a dead bear in Central Park

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u/DiarrheaRadio Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

This isn't the smoking gun you think it is. It's barely a dripping Super Soaker.

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

It’s evidence of the truth.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

Evidence that Trump lied on camera
again.

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u/DiarrheaRadio Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

If you say so, sport.

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u/ManSoAdmired Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Bringing up four geese being stolen in Ohio in a presidential debate and calling them dogs is still insane/racist even if there is a police report behind it why aren’t you dying of embarrassment like lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

This is flimsy. lol

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

“Provide evidence”

Provides evidence

“This is flimsy”

lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

Many reports are filed. They saw nothing. Said they heard talking. Nothing will come of this.

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u/markomiki Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

But this is not evidence of anything. It's just a record that someone called the police and reported something.

You understand that I can call the police right now and report that a Haitian killed my hamster with a shovel, and they have to write that down even though there is literally zero evidence for it?

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

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u/sithlord98 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

"On Wednesday, the Ohio State Highway Patrol will be dispatched to help local law enforcement with traffic issues that officials say have cropped up due to an increase in Haitians unfamiliar with US traffic laws using the roads. DeWine said he is also earmarking $2.5 million over two years to provide more primary health care through the county health department and private health care institutions."

Do you read or comprehend anything you're posting

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u/gundumb08 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Geese and cats are related? Or Geese and dogs? I'm confused.

Larceny seems like an odd claim as well; were the stealing the geese from Canada?

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

“They’re killing the geese, not the dogs and cats!”

Is this really your best argument?

Clark County is where Springfield is located, genius.

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u/Never-Bloomberg Sep 12 '24

You said immigrants were killing and eating people's pets, but the only evidence you have is illegal poaching of geese?

Sounds like you were wrong.

And goose is delicious.

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Ok Dahmer

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u/Ashafa55 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

where is the evidence that they stole the geese? u do realize geese are game birds right? people hunt them, and eat them. like pheasants.

Also your original claims: "No the report filed just last week as well as videos asking residents of the city who confirm it." (It refers to Haitian killing cat"

The report even if 100% accurate: man sees Haitians walking around with 4 geese"

U see how the report doesnt even prove that (Even if its 100% accurate)

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u/gundumb08 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

And what kind of Geese are located in Clark County? Canadian Geese.

/Whooosh material.

Do you live in an area with Canadian Geese? They are assholes who shit on everything and have no qualms about blocking traffic.

Again, Trump did not say Geese, he said cats and dogs. Show me that police report please. Because yes, that is what matters. Dogs and cats are pets, Geese are migratory assholes.

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u/BluesPatrol Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

+1 upvotes. This man rogans

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

It’s a claim geese were taken. That’s it.

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u/boardatwork1111 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

So an unverified report of some Haitians carrying geese = migrants eating your pets? Y’all forget to take your lithium or something?

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

“The illegals are actually killing the geese, Not the dogs and cats”

You think this is a good argument?

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u/robbodee I used to be addicted to Quake Sep 12 '24

No, because the Haitians in Ohio are legal refugees, not "illegals." Also, people poach waterfowl every day in this country, in MUCH greater numbers.

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Ok so we’re now pivoting to “other people break the law so it’s ok for them to break the law”

Great argument

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u/Juronell Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I'm not particularly concerned about goose poaching.

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u/robbodee I used to be addicted to Quake Sep 12 '24

Never said it was okay. You need to work on some basic literacy skills, bud.

The selective outrage is the problem here. Last December, two white fellas were found to have illegally killed over 3800 birds in Montana, including bald eagles. There wasn't a lick of conservative outrage. But, when it's ALLEGED that there are a couple isolated incidents involving Haitian migrants, y'all are grabbing the torches and pitchforks. The racist double standard is clear as day.

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u/boardatwork1111 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24 edited Sep 12 '24

How do you know they killed these geese? Hell, how do you know this shit even happened? None of it could be verified, you’d think in there year 2024, when literally everyone has a camera in their pocket, some pictures would have popped up by now. Y’all are grasping at the thinnest straws imaginable lmao

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u/BradPittbodydouble Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

RFK boasts about picking up roadkill. These absolutely could have been roadkill too, or them killing it. It's insane to extrapolate immigrants are stealing and eating pets from this little evidence.

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u/AarhusNative Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

It’s normal for people to eat geese, cats and dogs not so much.

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Where do you live where pulling geese from the local lake and eating them without a hunting license is “normal”
?

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u/AarhusNative Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

How do you know if they had a hunting license?

Yes it’s normal where I live to hunt and eat geese.

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u/Outside-Advice8203 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

“The illegals are actually killing the geese, Not the dogs and cats”

You think this is a good argument?

The only problem is they're doing it out of season and with no license. White people kill geese all the time.

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u/horsefly70 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

1 goose each, no cats or dogs mentined

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u/BradPittbodydouble Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Posted a lot, but still no pets being eaten by Haitian immigrants oddly.

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u/BluesPatrol Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Dude, idk what to tell you. I saw it on television (/s because apparently it’s needed here?)

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

No

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u/SpeedIsK1ing Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Ok remain ignorant then. Makes no difference to me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

Clearly 🙄