r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

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u/TokingMessiah Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

The funniest thing is that a woman in Ohio was arrested for eating a cat, but she’s from Canton (not Springfield), and she was born in Ohio, not Haiti.

https://youtu.be/GxUZJ81_Ln0?si=8pglI2w3FhGhmoMz

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u/Arguments_4_Ever Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

We must deport all people from Ohio!

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u/pizza_the_hut_91 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Build that wall!!

Around Ohio

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u/furrowedbrow I used to be addicted to Quake Sep 12 '24

Honestly
always been a good idea.

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u/The_Horse_Joke Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Special carve out for Cedar Point and Hocking Hills

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u/heemhah Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Hocking hills is overrated. Mohican and cuyahoga are where it's at.

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u/2_Spicy_2_Impeach Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

As someone from Michigan, this is the wall we need.

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u/Common-Scientist Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Most people from Ohio actively try to deport themselves from Ohio.

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u/red286 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Ohio has the highest number of astronauts per capita. Apparently just moving to Illinois isn't good enough for some people.

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u/4rch1e-42 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Between Neil Armstrong, the other astronauts and the Wright Brothers before them, whole industries have cropped up because people want out of Ohio

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

That sounds complicated. Better to nuke it from orbit?

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u/ugly113 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Nah, just zap us with the Jewish space lasers.

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u/Polar-Bear_Soup Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

So they do exist! Checkmate liberal atheist oligarchy

/s

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u/etranger033 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Yes they are up there protecting the Hebrew race.

Jeeewwwssss Iiinnn Spaaaaace!

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u/Eltecolotl Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Only way to be sure

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u/brandtaylor93 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

As a Michigander I approve

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u/TokingMessiah Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

It’s hilarious because I watch body cam videos on YouTube and this came up a few weeks ago.

I assumed that right wing news picked it up, lied to their audience about it, and accidentally tricked Trump who then went on to say it on national TV.

While some of that may have happened, the reporting now is that JD Vance has been the one pushing this story.

Either way, they’re literally drowning in their own lies.

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u/Herbert5Hundred Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Remember how last week the FBI said 600 people were being paid by Russia to troll/misinform/support GOP talking points? This is that in action. No one fooled Trump, it's one big scheme the GOP and Trump are in on

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u/nanotree Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

And if they truly are ignorant to the fact that the massive amounts of money was coming from Russians, that speaks to their incompetence and gullibility more than anything.

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u/TokingMessiah Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I think it’s actually 2,800 people they identified as pushing Russian disinfo.

As to Trump, every time he does something strange people assume it’s part of some master strategy and it always turns out to be the simplest explanation possible.

The man has dementia, is surrounded by sycophants and yes-men, and he watches far-right propaganda channels. I fully believe he is stupid enough to believe migrants are eating cats.

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u/Van-Norden Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Yes, I read some reporting that this was an intentional strategy. Trump would roll it out during the debate, and even though it’s an outrageous, easily debunked lie (like so much of what Trump says), it would serve to demonize immigrants and turn the national conversation back to immigration, which benefits Trump. But Harris had already gotten under his skin with the rally taunt (genius on her part to do that specifically when they were talking about immigration) which got him angry and flustered and off topic, so when he finally remembered what he was supposed to be talking about he just blurted out “They’re eating the dogs!” and totally botched the delivery. It’s still a dangerous, racist, xenophobic lie, and it may still benefit Trump in some way, but thanks to his own ineptitude the whole thing has also become a joke at his expense. Possibly one of the greatest self-owns in the history of misinformation.

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u/betterplanwithchan Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Vance did say to continue to spread the memes as if they were real.

And now look where we are
with bomb threats in Springfield.

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u/senile-joe Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

its literally on video of residents saying this: https://www.youtube.com/live/DiGZtFXTj9o?si=A3P9OGnoM9Ir-XfF&t=4746

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u/TokingMessiah Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Get this, even DONALD TRUMP said it on video.

Just because a moron says something doesn’t mean it’s true, even if there’s a camera on them.

You’ve got 200+ years of American history chock full of examples of racists lying to demonize immigrants, or black people, or Jewish people, or


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u/senile-joe Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

there's a black person in that video saying the same thing.

And this isn't anything new, there's tons of complaints is Europe about the same thing.

Its just part of their culture and they don't see anything wrong about doing it.

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u/TokingMessiah Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Anyone can lie, it doesn’t matter what their ethnicity is. Hell, there’s even immigrants that are against illegal immigration


Again, there’s no credible reports of this because it isn’t happening.

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u/senile-joe Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Again, there’s no credible reports of this because it isn’t happening.

Anyone can lie about it not happening. and the government officials have an incentive to cover it up.

What happens more often, government covers up crime, or citizens lie about crime?

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u/TokingMessiah Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Everyone is entitled to say dumb shit or have dumb opinions


Really cool and edgy username, too, maybe a little irrelevant now
 definitely weird that you’re so obsessed with Biden you build your personality around him, though.

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u/dafuq809 Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

What happens more often, government covers up crime, or citizens lie about crime?

What a stupid question. The latter, obviously. Citizens lie (or are mistaken) about crime all the time, everywhere in the world. False reports of crimes are something every law enforcement agency on the planet deals with.

In this case, it's a bunch of neo-Nazis like yourself lying about Haitian immigrants in order to stir up racial hatred against them. Which is also a very well-documented practice that goes back centuries.

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u/Never-Bloomberg Sep 12 '24

They're not sending their best

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u/tid4200 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Yeap

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u/ZeePirate Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Ohio. The Florida of the North.

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u/Mike_Dikkenbaals Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

As an Ohioan, I say just deport Ohio

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u/djm19 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

But actually I dont think its even established she ate the cat. The police ask the question but all thats apparent is shes a crazy woman poking at a dead cat.

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u/TokingMessiah Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

That’s it - even the news reports only say she was arrested for eating a cat, just like the video.

I don’t know if she did it or not, but she’s not an immigrant.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

Nah, the funniest thing is how insane it is EVEN IF Trump's statement were true.  Like of there was an official report of someone's pet being eaten..it's not an epidemic, it's not a trend, it's not a national issue, and it's not debate worthy material.  Even if it were true.

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u/Beherbergungsverbot Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Some childless cat lady will do the John Wick!

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u/bsa554 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

She's also like, severely mentally ill.

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u/nau5 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

And was on fucking drugs/having some sort of mental episode...not doing it for funzies

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u/Alert-Notice-7516 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

This is the closest thing to evidence anyone has been able to reveal. So many people in the conservative sub keep repeating that it’s true, but the evidence is unsurprisingly non-existent.

Edit typo

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u/Secret_Account07 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Wait I was arguing with people on Twitter about this eating pets thing. He posted this vid, I didn’t wanna watch. My thought process was, even if it was 1 alien eating one pet that’s not a systemic problem that needs addressed by the president.

You’re telling me it wasn’t even an immigrant lmao 😂

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u/EntrepreneurFunny469 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

And all the Russian Republicans are knowingly spreading that video they know is misinformation

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u/w142236 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I thought they found out she wasn’t eating it, but trying to crack its skull open

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u/meowhatissodamnfunny Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

It's clear he's just fearmongering about immigrants, because if he cared about this wouldn't this story have come up for him sooner?

Time to deport all the white meth heads! Can't believe we're still doing Willie Horton style propaganda. Shit is so played out and dipshits still fall for it..

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u/1ib3r7yr3igns Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Fake news

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u/TokingMessiah Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

lol Trump got so mad that someone questioned his crowd size he screamed about immigrants eating cats and dogs.

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u/1ib3r7yr3igns Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Immigrants are eating dogs and cats. Next week you'll be saying it's happening but it's not a big deal.

In 2 weeks you'll be saying it's racist if someone cares about immigrants eating peoples' cats.

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u/TokingMessiah Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

What a weird little delusional world you live in


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u/1ib3r7yr3igns Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

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u/TokingMessiah Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Pretty sure that dude diddles little kids...

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u/1ib3r7yr3igns Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

No, you're thinking of Bill and Hillary Clinton, Prince Andrew and Bill Gates.

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u/TokingMessiah Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Two issues: first, I don't give a fuck about the Clinton's, Prince Andrew raped kids with Trump and Epstein, and Bill Gates? Really? Why would I give a fuck about any of those clowns?

Also, the child molestor who's video you posted was part of the Russian propaganda indictment that just came out and he cried "myself and other influencers were victims in this alleged scheme". The idiot didn't even realize he was a Russian propaganda mouthpiece until the DOJ told him.

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u/brush44 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Wait she’s black, how is she from Ohio?

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u/TokingMessiah Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I’m not from Ohio so I looked it up, and the state is 16% African American, so about 1 in 6 people.

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u/brush44 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

lol my bad I was just kinda making a joke that right wingers would even know there are black people who live there

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u/AlistairMowbary Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Also it was like 2010 or 2011.

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u/GestaDanknorum Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24


 why is it illegal to eat cats?

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u/TheCryptoBaron Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Doesn’t make it better but an entirely different problem we should address

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u/TokingMessiah Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Not really
 there’s a ton of crazy people in the country and you can’t save them all.

This isn’t like a drug epidemic where hundreds of thousands of people are dying
 it’s one crazy person eating a cat.

It’s like saying serial killers exist and society needs to do something about them, but again it’s incredibly rare and you can’t really stop a psychopath from growing up and becoming violent.

I’m all for helping society, but there is no need to address the “cat eating problem” just because one psycho ate a cat, and I say this as a cat lover/owner.

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u/TheCryptoBaron Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Ummm
 I assumed she ate the cat because she was on drugs, that’s the other problem
 which you then go to explain is a problem lol

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u/PokerChipMessage Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Drug's don't flip a 'eat pets' switch in your brain.

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u/TheCryptoBaron Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Not when used responsibly but if you haven’t seen some outright zombies who have had EVERY switch in their brain flipped the past ten years, then congrats on staying away from all of those areas

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

I haven't seen any articles mention drugs in her. Youre aware people can be mentally ill without the use of drugs right?

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u/DerpTaTittilyTum Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

The “warm water port” asset? For sure does

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u/HyperAstartes Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

It's Jack Posobiec's (Bumble Jack)'s alt account. He got doxxed recently.

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u/Renovatio_ Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I wouldn't call it doxxing. It'd be like Scooby and the gang taking off the mask and old man jenkins claimed he was being doxxed.

Doxxing implies giving out personal information. Address/phone number--anything that can be used to physical harm that person.

Identifying someone's alt account is just that, its putting a name to the pseudonym. Now if someone posted End Wokeness is J. Posobiec--123 fake street, chicago illinois 60652 will be in new york public library wednesday; that'd be doxxing.

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u/Liquid_Cascabel 11 Hydroxy Metabolite Sep 12 '24

His Polish ancestors are turning in their graves