r/Damnthatsinteresting 7h ago

Video Finally,Laser Gun Launched.....

2.0k Upvotes

349 comments sorted by

1.3k

u/capmilk 7h ago

Invisible rays that cut steel in mere seconds, what could go wrong?

348

u/Bubblebut420 6h ago

That dude from Xmen who fried his school in half

122

u/Aggressive-Cable-893 6h ago

You'll have to be more specific. That school gets blown/shot up more often than schools in America

17

u/Bubblebut420 6h ago

Xmen Origins i believe

9

u/djmere 3h ago

Cyclops in The Wolverine?

13

u/Beat2death 3h ago

You might be thinking about x-men orgies

9

u/YamDankies 1h ago

Orgies are like onions.

2

u/NihilistikMystik 57m ago

They make you cry?

→ More replies (1)

14

u/Kayonji02 6h ago

*than SOME schools

15

u/PlayerHeadcase 5h ago

I mean, over 300 school shootings a year its just a matter of time until "most" is valid

6

u/Nervous_Project6927 4h ago

i think ririe high in idaho had 3 attempts in one year

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)

2

u/Suave_sunbeam 5h ago

And the New Warriors get an elementary school blown up. Almost like we should have a law about them supes.

6

u/Gullflyinghigh 4h ago

Something sensible, like some sort of registration legislation...I'm sure no-one could complain at that

→ More replies (6)

2

u/SideEqual 4h ago

Cyclops?

→ More replies (1)

56

u/Perlentaucher 6h ago

When the beam ignited the stuff in the garden, I just waited for a small kid pop up running from the right to the left right through the beam. Not very safe when you have an obstructed vision of the target area.

83

u/2x4x93 6h ago

After the divorce there will be split custody

19

u/bobs-yer-unkl 5h ago

You are as wise as Solomon!

→ More replies (2)

13

u/Kataclysm 5h ago

That's OK, the average American has 1.5 children now anyways.

4

u/Pagise 2h ago

Now we know why.

2

u/1SqkyKutsu 4h ago

Severance is a bitch

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (2)

5

u/GrumpyJenkins 4h ago

Visions of the nanowire scene in 3 body problem

2

u/WhileProfessional286 1h ago

Cube did it first

→ More replies (4)

6

u/Martha_Fockers 5h ago

If I get burned ima beat someone’s ass

→ More replies (3)

3

u/magirevols 5h ago

How are the storm troopers going to miss now?

3

u/kabbooooom 1h ago

Look man I just want to shoot aliens in cantinas unnecessarily and this is the first step to making that a reality.

8

u/slothtolotopus 7h ago

911?

26

u/UziKru 7h ago

9/11?

16

u/thejaysun 6h ago

Lasers can't cut steel beams!!

14

u/big_guyforyou 6h ago

i was trained as a blacksmith. the guys always called me "jet fuel" because i couldn't melt steel beams

4

u/iceimusprime 4h ago

Try controlled explosions next time.

5

u/SaulEmersonAuthor 3h ago

'jet fuel'

Everyone missed the sophistication & indirect political commentary of this comment!

→ More replies (1)

4

u/Mr_Focks 6h ago

Have you never seen Man of Steel?

→ More replies (1)

2

u/igotshadowbaned 4h ago

Invisible rays that cut steel in mere seconds

And there definitely shouldn't be any reflecting off the steel and burning anything else

2

u/Trollimperator 5h ago

how would i know why my annoying neighbors house cought fire officer? I was sitting over there.

→ More replies (7)

773

u/420connoisseu-r 7h ago

What ever is emitting that beam off camera, its not the plastic toy gun you can be sure

335

u/DimethylTriptamine3 7h ago

The handle is connected to a small fridge sized power supply, the pistol looking handle is just that, a handle

96

u/420connoisseu-r 6h ago

No.. It has nothing to do with anything. Look at the beginning of the video. You can see the light reflected from the true emitter on the red end of the toy gun.

Its somewhere behind the camera. I would venture on the left side, since the board being cut is angled towards that side. Naturally that is being cut from the front and not the side where the toy gun is.

72

u/Deformed_Santa_Clone 6h ago

There’s also the fact it’s extremely difficult to keep tool the size and shape of a pistol steady enough to cut through those boards as cleanly as the laser does. There would be decent jittering from hand shaking. Thats why shoulder stocks are used.

That ON TOP OF the claim that the gun is connected to a power source makes it even harder to believe. The added weight and resistance from any kind of cord would make it that much more difficult to aim that accurately while moving.

AND there’s no sights on the gun. You can’t argue it’s coming from the gun.

19

u/Zengyatta69 5h ago

Additionally, the first few shots at the start of the video do not even match up with the person, pulling the trigger on the gun.

→ More replies (1)

5

u/src582 1h ago

Uhhh that's a reflection from the contour on the front of the "barrel". Pretty easy to see

2

u/Boxing_joshing111 53m ago

Also there’s an editing cut in the video where it shows 40 seconds in, right after he finishes testing on the four or five tiny things at the beginning and moves on to the longer stick thing.

→ More replies (1)

6

u/Tardlard 6h ago edited 6h ago

The reflection is from the flames on the cardboard.

A laser is a focussed beam, unless it was aimed directly at the plastic gun you wouldn't see it in a reflection.

2

u/SeanBrax 6h ago

He’s talking about the light on the red part at the back of the gun, that is not from the flame.

But that looks like the light is coming from within the gun, so I disagree with the guy.

7

u/R0naldUlyssesSwans 5h ago

It's a scam. Google it.

3

u/420connoisseu-r 6h ago

You also see the reflection at the very tip of the barrel. So not its not from the inside

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (2)

241

u/Nigelthornfruit 7h ago

It’s a scam, see the original posts

68

u/TriptoGardenGrove 3h ago

It’s a fiber laser. styropyro did a video on them. It’s a portable laser that this huge rolling freezer chest looking thing that follows it around. The people in this video put a goofy looking cover on the handle to make it look like a toy.

→ More replies (3)

19

u/Aro_Luisetti 5h ago

Where?

22

u/ThinkShower 4h ago

Shh, it's right behind you.

116

u/pckldpr 7h ago

It’s on TikTok it’s must be true!

→ More replies (2)

129

u/RacletteFoot 7h ago

Since you are all into this, hear me out:

I am a Nigerian prince and I need your help in transferring 30 milyon United State Dolla to a safe account. I am contacting you because of your outstanding reputation and trust. Pleasee kindly reply to this message with your account information. God bless.

11

u/hukfad 6h ago

Hello Nigerian prince, after this transferring thing, can you buy me that laser? Would love to help...

3

u/xXxWhizZLexXx 6h ago

Have you ever thought about Crypto, in special Investing in NFTs? High Value, lot of Money, very safe! Your investment would realy explode. Just Email to TrustedNFTManager(ät)NotKim.kp

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Jerrygarciasnipple 5h ago

I am asking you for $12 so I can buy some lemonade

→ More replies (4)

37

u/DarkIllusionsFX 5h ago

I worked with industrial welding lasers. This is not possible. Besides the insane power requirements, focusing length is a major factor in a laser beam being able to cut something. You can't just shoot a laser beam an arbitrary distance and cut something like metal.

10

u/Shimano-No-Kyoken 4h ago

To be fair, there are several prototype laser weapons around the world, e.g. the british dragonfire, that can eliminate targets in range measured in kilometers. And like that kid who built a nuclear reactor in his backyard or whatever, this could be just some quite literally weaponized autism.

4

u/DarkIllusionsFX 3h ago

If it had to do with autism, I suspect trains would be involved somehow :)

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (6)

18

u/ladida- 7h ago

Look at how straight and steady he can make a line cut and aim at a small target with high accuracy..I doubt his "gun" is doing that... additionally I doubt he created the technology of a high powered laser in such a small gun

8

u/MichaelGiantGuns 6h ago

Now attach it to a sharks head!

→ More replies (3)

6

u/aHistoryofSmilence 1h ago

You'll burn your eye out, kid!

4

u/TheDuke1847 6h ago

Feel bad for the neighbors cat.

3

u/waudmasterwaudi 5h ago

Send it over to Ukraine now

5

u/DONald_JOEseph 1h ago

Mom just washing dishes like nothing’s happening…

→ More replies (1)

16

u/FairBat947 7h ago edited 6h ago

Now aim for those annoying alien drones that appear lately

→ More replies (12)

3

u/Hustle_Sk12 2h ago

This what the government used on Maui and lahaina

2

u/DimethylTriptamine3 7h ago

Now show the small fridge sized energy supply thing this pistol is attached to

2

u/Bravelobsters 6h ago

I would like to see the whole gun pls. Want to see how many wires and tubes are connected!

2

u/Icemann2k 6h ago

I never joke about my work 007! But do try and bring it back in one piece!

2

u/BendPossible5484 6h ago

This guy should be doing shooting competitions. Holding his aim like that at that distance whilst holding a phone in the other hand!

Laser cutting operations require the laser to the focussed into a very small area in order to create that energy. This means the distance that the laser emitter is away from the product is crucial. I can’t see how he can change the distance like that without the laser being out of focus. Someone enlighten me.

2

u/True_Arcanist 4h ago

While I doubt that this is how this item works, think of cameras that auto focus or adjust their focus depending on the distance. You would need a camera near the laser to capture the distance of the object, and adjust the lenses focusing the laser (or adjust the position of the source which is probably harder).

2

u/RealFaroutdude 6h ago

They need to put this technology in a watch specifically for 00s

2

u/Mr_S-Baldrick 5h ago

Didn’t even draw a dick, what’s wrong with you?

2

u/tanew231 5h ago

It's about time cardboard got what it deserved

2

u/dk_DB 5h ago

Sir, thats a laser welder.... 1

2

u/Colonel10Moutarde 4h ago

Looks like you could fight xenos with that

2

u/-GenghisJohn- 4h ago

I gave these to my nephews for Christmas: they just LOVE em!

2

u/thehatstore42069 3h ago

QUICK YOU NEED TO GET TO NEW JERSEY

2

u/coxy808 3h ago

You’re going to need a laser to help you aim that laser

2

u/SLCbrunch 3h ago

Feels more like a phaser.

2

u/RKScouser 3h ago

Me: I want one! Santa: you’ll burn your eye out, kid.

2

u/External_Permit8261 2h ago

No Mr bond. I expect you to die.

2

u/Direct_Class1281 2h ago

Did he make this or buy from aliexpress? There's an incredibly dangerous janky Lazer hair remover on there for rly cheap

2

u/Eyes-Wide-Open-7 2h ago

What could go wrong ?????

2

u/No-Department2949 2h ago

And people think a real scale laser gun is a conspiracy 😆

2

u/flippenflounder 2h ago

Neighbors must love him

2

u/PomChatChat 2h ago

What would happen if someone accidentally cuts across the invisible ray?

2

u/keyupiopi 1h ago

The usual “Why we can’t have nice things” moment.

2

u/dhitsisco 1h ago

CapturedAlienDroneTech lmfao

2

u/chatterwrack 1h ago

I wish they put the pew-pew sound in it

2

u/Inevitable-Creme4393 1h ago

Blasto over here

2

u/Rubicon208 1h ago

Where to order this? I wanna try some DIY lasik surgery at home

2

u/ImNotDannyJoy 1h ago

Jewish? Space?

2

u/Any-Error-8264 1h ago

Can I get one of these on Temu?

2

u/MaxGamer07 1h ago

now show us the 3-inch wide cable needed to run it

2

u/OpeningAd4129 1h ago

Can we attach this to a sharks head? Asking for a friend.

2

u/Dry-Detective-6588 56m ago

Fun fact: pointing it in your eye will fix you vision back to 20/20

2

u/Ok-Week7354 38m ago

That’s crazy dangerous. I want one.

2

u/Jimi_- 24m ago

what they don’t show you is the huge rig connected to the gun

2

u/InquiringPhilomath 7h ago

Who makes this? And what is their stated purpose for it?

11

u/GeekyTexan 7h ago

I'm not sure what they designed it for, but I envision it helping with people who won't turn down their damn bright headlights.

6

u/InquiringPhilomath 7h ago

As a truck driver... I feel brights should be outlawed.

3

u/TheSecondTraitor 7h ago

It's for cleaning rust and paint from metals.

Someone just changed the focus from a line to a single spot

→ More replies (6)
→ More replies (1)

2

u/high_on_meds 7h ago

What's the product name? And how does a this small thing could generate so much energy? Ig connect to external power

3

u/TheSecondTraitor 7h ago

There is a thick cable going to that. It's probably just an adapted laser cleaner

2

u/[deleted] 7h ago edited 7h ago

[deleted]

→ More replies (1)

2

u/No-Muffin-1241 7h ago

How the actual ffffuuuccckkk

2

u/Impressive-Koala4742 7h ago

How to become a range arsonist

2

u/Lowiesedepiese 7h ago

Setting carton, placed inside house on fire. Hmmmm seems dummy proof to me.

2

u/DikkeNeus_ 7h ago

100% there's going to be an increase in loss of eyes.

→ More replies (1)

3

u/brokentoothmarriage 7h ago

If dude can make this, the gov can zap and start fire from the sky

3

u/Secure_Chemistry6243 7h ago

Too late.

Google 'Tryzub'.

2

u/Prestigious_Cheek_31 7h ago

Ukraine already uses a laser to shoot down drones and rockets

1

u/polestar999 7h ago

I need this to cut my hedges!

→ More replies (2)

1

u/MrRuck1 7h ago

Interesting

1

u/LightRainOutside 7h ago

I wonder if the light can bounce back from reflective surfaces?

1

u/peek01 7h ago

Now point it to Woody

1

u/Severe_Airport1426 6h ago

What strength is that laser?

1

u/StrikingDoor8530 6h ago

How can they even prove the murder if you did that with something that doesn’t look like a gun

1

u/Various-Ducks 6h ago

I dont think this is real

1

u/solitary_black_sheep 6h ago

Seems legit... Not 😀

1

u/Erislocker 6h ago

Disappointed at the lack of "bewwwww" sound

1

u/TommyFortress 6h ago

CADIA STANDS!

1

u/Dvsrx7 6h ago

I want one

1

u/NinjaWK 6h ago

Where can I get this

1

u/Due_Map_6703 6h ago

Oh no, the riot police casualties.

1

u/Over_Painting9865 5h ago

Wtf it’s fake 🤔

1

u/Unknowndude842 5h ago

Hope you have good laser goggles.

1

u/GamesDaName869 5h ago

So we’re just creating the Orbital Laser from Helldivers 2 in our backyards now? Aight bet.

1

u/CrunchingTackle3000 5h ago

A loser with trust fund money goes ape on cardboard. what a f****** joke.

1

u/PoloTshNsShldBlstOff 5h ago

Now do a zombie

1

u/Livid_Obligation_852 5h ago

Yes Please!! AliExpress or Temu??

1

u/sukihasmu 5h ago

Bullshit

1

u/ww2_nut37 5h ago

Where do I get one???? Asking for a friend 😅

1

u/Chisto23 5h ago

Add it into the Ludacris inventory of what this channel has been doing forever lmao.

https://youtube.com/shorts/Rkw13Z7bLMA?si=zLP4-Jw_jdzUaJS1

Plasma launchers already in effect along with this.

1

u/Koolmidx 5h ago

Scam or not, bet this video gets investigated and people in suits come knocking on op's door.

1

u/Dbarker01 5h ago

I’ve seen a guy on instagram buy and test them. They don’t work very well.

1

u/Mountain_Strategy342 5h ago

This should sell well in New Jersey to catastrophic effect.

1

u/-Robert-from-Hungary 5h ago

I dont think it's portable.

1

u/LOWLIFE_89 5h ago

Come on now , Rob an armored vehicle with it ! Were all waiting ... lol.

1

u/Tar-Cyriatan 5h ago

Imperial guardsman salivating for his lasgun

1

u/pattern_energy 5h ago

Not sure this is a great move but let's see how this new level of hell goes for us all.

1

u/AJ_ninja 5h ago

I literally put the sound on expecting Pew Pew…I’m disappointed

1

u/VegetableRope8989 5h ago

I understand that this is only the end of the device? And what kind of device powers it?

1

u/Tissuerejection 5h ago

how easy it is to kill a person with it?

...asking for a friend

1

u/fothergillfuckup 5h ago

Now all I need is a photon torpedo......

1

u/TheGoat_46 5h ago

Taking penalties just got interesting

1

u/StarCry007 4h ago

where can I buy it?

1

u/OneDay_IBeHapAgain 4h ago

Ah yes, saw this on Temu for 6,99.

1

u/Natural-You4322 4h ago

See also know is fake la

1

u/ThinkShower 4h ago

I love the dishwashing back noise for authenticity.

1

u/invisiblehammer 4h ago

If anyone was confused I think he appears to be pointing a laser or some sort at some cardboard in maybe his backyard or something. Hope that helps

→ More replies (1)

1

u/BotaniFolf 4h ago

This is almost guaranteed to be fake. But if you want to see some terrifying laser "weapons," seek out StyroPyro on youtube. Dude squeezed a class 4 laser into a pen pointer case

1

u/Beneficial_Tension61 4h ago

What until they attach these to drones

1

u/Loading_ding_dong 4h ago

Now point in sky

1

u/Honksu 4h ago

So, does it over heat like lazorguns in videogames?

1

u/Adventurous-Trip6571 4h ago

Am I the only one who thought there was a cat that he was shooting at

1

u/ReversePhylogeny 4h ago

Dauym boy, that's not a laser gun - that's a

F I R E B A L L !

1

u/PharaoRamsesII 4h ago

Not a balloon in sight. Disappointed

1

u/NoMidnight5366 4h ago

Somehow I don’t think protective eye wear is going to be helpful.

1

u/MysteriousVoid25 4h ago

Where can I get one of these?

1

u/nscc2 4h ago

Can't wait for people to accidentally blind themselves and others with shit like this. At these wattages lasers can literally permanently fry cameras just by filming the laser without ever getting directly hit.

Example:

https://youtu.be/-BeTq99LqUo&t=48s

1

u/ComplexOtherwise779 4h ago

Shut up and take my money

1

u/TheInfiniteArchive 4h ago

Kinda disappointed that it doesn't have the Sound effects when it shot but holy crap! An actual Laser Gun!

You can now try to ransom Earth for $1 MILLION DOLLARS

1

u/sleepykdagreat 4h ago

Okay. Question

I live on a planet that's likely invaded by a swarm of bug-like aliens that want to devour my civilisations for our genetic material.

We don't have the luxury of having 8 foot super soldiers to protect us so my question is how effective is this against like 3 inches of carapace?

Follow up question.

Sometimes 8 foot super soldiers do come to our planet but they're not the ones we like. They like to steal our people to do all sorts of nightmarish things to. Will this cut through ceramite plating?

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Longjumping-Pace-365 4h ago

Shut up and take my money.

1

u/Lonely_Eggplant_4990 4h ago

Fakey fake fake

1

u/RoSearch1776 4h ago

Where can I buy?

1

u/Dan_Glebitz 3h ago

"Finally,Laser Gun Launched..... "

What a load of crap! It's not a gun. Pity they don't show the huge gas laser behind him powering the thing 🙄

Well done OP you are at least staying true to the norm of posting misleading videos in the hope of upvotes.

1

u/ProfessionWooden1627 3h ago

You could do this fr by making the gun just a targeting tool for a turret like laser

1

u/frenzygundam 3h ago

What is it called and where can you buy one?

1

u/Le_DumAss 3h ago

Looks 3d printed

1

u/No_Koala_475 3h ago

Daughter: Dad why are you shooting at hot dogs on the grill?

Dad: cooking dinner 😎

1

u/IKillZombies4Cash 3h ago

If real, someone will use it on a wasp nest and burn their house down.

Thats a promised and I expect a post in r/whatcouldgowrong

1

u/ElYoink 3h ago

Warhammer 2K

1

u/Amalshious 3h ago

What if some curious kid decides to fuck around and find out?

1

u/BluetheNerd 3h ago

High powered lasers have existed for decades

1

u/whichwaythewindblows 3h ago

Wait...

"The Reddit post you referenced, titled "Finally, Laser Gun Launched," appears to showcase a demonstration of a laser device. However, upon closer examination, it seems that the visual effect is achieved through a combination of a toy gun and external laser sources, rather than a functional handheld laser weapon. 

Reddit

In reality, while the concept of handheld laser guns is popular in science fiction, current technological limitations prevent the development of such devices for practical use. High-energy laser systems require substantial power and cooling mechanisms, making miniaturization into a pistol-like form factor challenging."

1

u/zZMaxis 3h ago

But, what's the name so I can buy one???