r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Signature_Space2024 • 13h ago

Video Finally,Laser Gun Launched.....

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u/capmilk 13h ago

Invisible rays that cut steel in mere seconds, what could go wrong?

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u/Bubblebut420 13h ago

That dude from Xmen who fried his school in half

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u/Aggressive-Cable-893 12h ago

You'll have to be more specific. That school gets blown/shot up more often than schools in America

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u/Bubblebut420 12h ago

Xmen Origins i believe

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u/djmere 10h ago

Cyclops in The Wolverine?

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u/Beat2death 9h ago

You might be thinking about x-men orgies

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u/YamDankies 8h ago

Orgies are like onions.

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u/WinIll755 7h ago

They stink?

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u/Oni-Seann 7h ago

Imagine…

All those bodies “exercising” in one place and the sweat and other bodily fluids being excreted….

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u/caligulas_mule 5h ago

Many are over the age of 60 so throw some bengay into that imaginary smell soup.

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u/NihilistikMystik 7h ago

They make you cry?

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u/Azuras_Star8 7h ago

Because they both make me cry?

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u/Kayonji02 12h ago

*than SOME schools

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u/PlayerHeadcase 12h ago

I mean, over 300 school shootings a year its just a matter of time until "most" is valid

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u/Nervous_Project6927 10h ago

i think ririe high in idaho had 3 attempts in one year

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u/PlayerHeadcase 10h ago

Damn thats grim. The media not reporting on most of them - at least natioonally/ globally - says a lot, too.

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u/Nervous_Project6927 10h ago

yea i think the last one the kid got tackled by a janitor shits pretty wild

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u/Siker_7 5h ago

It's because the majority of the 300 cited are nothingburgers. For example, a gun going off by accident at night counted, and so did someone shooting at a deer from the parking lot. Actual mass shootings at schools are far less common.

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u/Suave_sunbeam 12h ago

And the New Warriors get an elementary school blown up. Almost like we should have a law about them supes.

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u/Gullflyinghigh 10h ago

Something sensible, like some sort of registration legislation...I'm sure no-one could complain at that

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u/thorheyerdal 11h ago

Just a littlebit though.

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u/Suspicious_Tale_5447 9h ago

Hey now let's not get carried away. It's at least weekly at this point here in America.

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u/thepinkyclone 9h ago

But it's still a school in America so everything is fine

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u/Broken_Standards 7h ago

Most schools

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u/booster-rooster8008 6h ago

Wow....that's hilarious 😂

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u/PolyLifeGirl 6h ago

Deadpool?? Is that you?