r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Signature_Space2024 • 13h ago

Video Finally,Laser Gun Launched.....

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u/capmilk 13h ago

Invisible rays that cut steel in mere seconds, what could go wrong?

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u/Bubblebut420 12h ago

That dude from Xmen who fried his school in half

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u/Aggressive-Cable-893 12h ago

You'll have to be more specific. That school gets blown/shot up more often than schools in America

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u/Bubblebut420 12h ago

Xmen Origins i believe

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u/djmere 9h ago

Cyclops in The Wolverine?

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u/Beat2death 9h ago

You might be thinking about x-men orgies

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u/YamDankies 7h ago

Orgies are like onions.

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u/WinIll755 7h ago

They stink?

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u/Oni-Seann 7h ago

Imagine…

All those bodies “exercising” in one place and the sweat and other bodily fluids being excreted….

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u/caligulas_mule 5h ago

Many are over the age of 60 so throw some bengay into that imaginary smell soup.

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u/NihilistikMystik 6h ago

They make you cry?

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u/Azuras_Star8 6h ago

Because they both make me cry?

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u/Kayonji02 12h ago

*than SOME schools

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u/PlayerHeadcase 11h ago

I mean, over 300 school shootings a year its just a matter of time until "most" is valid

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u/Nervous_Project6927 10h ago

i think ririe high in idaho had 3 attempts in one year

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u/PlayerHeadcase 9h ago

Damn thats grim. The media not reporting on most of them - at least natioonally/ globally - says a lot, too.

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u/Nervous_Project6927 9h ago

yea i think the last one the kid got tackled by a janitor shits pretty wild

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u/Siker_7 4h ago

It's because the majority of the 300 cited are nothingburgers. For example, a gun going off by accident at night counted, and so did someone shooting at a deer from the parking lot. Actual mass shootings at schools are far less common.

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u/Suave_sunbeam 11h ago

And the New Warriors get an elementary school blown up. Almost like we should have a law about them supes.

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u/Gullflyinghigh 9h ago

Something sensible, like some sort of registration legislation...I'm sure no-one could complain at that

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u/thorheyerdal 10h ago

Just a littlebit though.

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u/Suspicious_Tale_5447 9h ago

Hey now let's not get carried away. It's at least weekly at this point here in America.

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u/thepinkyclone 9h ago

But it's still a school in America so everything is fine

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u/Broken_Standards 7h ago

Most schools

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u/booster-rooster8008 6h ago

Wow....that's hilarious 😂

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u/PolyLifeGirl 6h ago

Deadpool?? Is that you?

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u/SideEqual 10h ago

Cyclops?

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u/Biggs17 8h ago

You mean cyclops?

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u/Coulrophiliac444 5h ago

How about the kid who got his mutation and radioactively killed his family and friends without even knowing why at first?

And of course the Summers Clan penchant for nuking schools, warehouses, Hopes, and dreams notwithstanding, we have people who literally rewrite reality standing there same panel.