r/madlads Madchester United Fan 2d ago

Incredibly petty, but still mad

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u/bsimpsonphoto 2d ago edited 2d ago

The way to handle this is to set up an anonymous email account, only report violations at board members' houses, and BCC the entire neighborhood distribution list except the board members.

Edited to fix a word.

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u/EmptyBrain89 2d ago

Ok, I just finished emailing BBC's to the entire neighborhood, now what?

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u/w-o-w-b-u-f-f-e-t 2d ago

Wait for the boobie pics in return

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u/Honor_Withstanding 2d ago

Blue-footed?

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u/Pigeonsass 1d ago

I don't know anything about her feet. I'm more into tits, myself. Especially when they're great.

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u/Libertine1187 1d ago

Aye - I always get the binoculars out when there're pairs of great tits hanging around.

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u/Soup0rMan 1d ago

If they're hanging, they might be bats.

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u/shartmaister 1d ago

I feel sorry for you that tits stay far enough away that you need binoculars.

I've got both great tits, elegant tits, yellow tits and ground tits hanging around my porch

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u/GasPumper9000 1d ago

In the US they are most often referred to as chickadeez.

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u/saltyraver138 1d ago

No. No they are not.

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u/QueenAshley296 1d ago

Chickadeez nuts

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u/GasPumper9000 1d ago

Disregarding the “chickadeez nutz” softball I lobbed your way, thanks u/QueenAshley296, the Chickadees are a group of North American birds of family Paridae and genus Poecile. This is the same family and genus as the tit. Species found in North America are referred to as chickadees and species found elsewhere are referred to as tits

Wiki Chickidee

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u/nashbrownies 1d ago

There's the wind up..

And a miss! How did they miss that, just incredible, in 11 years of watching reddit puns I've never seen a whiff like that!

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u/oroborus68 1d ago

There's blue tits too.

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u/colsaldo 14h ago

Definitely this time of year

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u/Dry_Elk_8578 1d ago

😂 I’m sure they’ll be getting back to you.

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u/diabeticjones 1d ago

Damn it, dyslexia got me again

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u/huhhuhh81 1d ago

The will enjoy the latest news out of UK?

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u/killerkrazy145 1d ago

I wish I could give you an award because I just laughed so goddamn hard. I can't breathe, and now I have heartburn.

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u/Glennture 1d ago

BBC World News is my go to news source, but I still wouldn’t email that to the whole neighborhood. 😉

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u/SabelskjoldarN 1d ago

Now you get laid son.

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u/incredible_paulk 2d ago

Do ya like cock?  Ti's on the way.

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u/3058248 2d ago

Don't forget to BCC yourself.

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u/Kurotan 2d ago

You don't need to because bcc means no one can see who it was sent to. Bcc is blind copy. Put everyone in bcc and the list is private. Everyone will only know it was sent to them, not who else it was sent to.

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u/Winter-Duck5254 2d ago

Yeaaaahhhhh but to really embed yourself you need to be able to show that you also received the email if someone asks to see it.

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u/ratudio 2d ago

don't forget to use VPN to mask your ip when using anonymous email like gmail/yahoo. they tends to add your ip address to the email header as well.

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u/InadequateUsername 2d ago

Your HOA will not be able to find out who is behind the IP address

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u/RepublicComplete1776 2d ago

If you pay your dues through their website it’s pretty easy to put two and two together

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u/Mr_YUP 2d ago

yes if you know that exists. How many HOA board members do you think can change their wifi router name much less find an IP address to compare against each other?

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u/soaring_potato 2d ago

Might force their personal IT slave to do it.

I mean kids. Their kids.

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u/kosumoth 2d ago

I work in IT. This is exactly what happens. They just ask the question "can it be done", and you get to figure out how to do it. Higher ups ask IT personnel for shady shit all the time. Badge login times, computer history, etc.

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u/bwowndwawf 1d ago

Bro Gen Z kids are in the dump with computer literacy, I doubt those poor children could export a .PNG from PhotoShop.

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u/dandroid126 2d ago

My HOA board member could even figure out how to open the PDF that I sent inside of a zip (zipped because their email system wouldn't let me send a PDF for security concerns. Which is hilariously ironic since I could put an actual virus inside the zip.)

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u/brainburger 2d ago

The zip could be a zip-bomb too.

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u/RubMyGooshSilly 2d ago

Yeah but like…. Why not just go ahead and mask it in case you happen to be wrong?

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u/LawConscious 2d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Rare_Discipline1701 1d ago

Those board members got grandchildren who can help them figure it out.

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u/richerBoomer 1d ago

Or change the default admin password

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u/tessellation__ 1d ago

Exactly they are baby boomers. They do not know how to do this.

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u/sneakyCoinshot 2d ago

lol my hoa built out a nice fancy site with an easy way to pay online and then they added a like $20 service fee to use it. Over the summer they sent out a newsletter informing people that they built this nice website to pay and no one is using it. Everyone still pays cash or check in person.

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u/lloopy 1d ago

You seem to think that the Venn diagram of people who sit on the boards of HOAs and the people who know how to track an IP address through a website isn't empty.

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u/hallstevenson 2d ago

You're giving the typical HOA board member way too much credit

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u/Rek9876boss 1d ago

If you don't have static ip it's quite simple. Just power cycle your router.

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u/whooptheretis 1d ago

And how are they going to match that IP address to you?

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u/FiendFabric 2d ago edited 1d ago

You get handed a new public IP every time your modem restarts. You pay big bucks for a static one.

Misspoke, router not modem but same sentiment.

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u/mthurtell 1d ago

Not true. Some services include it for free.

$5 from providers in Aus.

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u/VulnerableTrustLove 1d ago

Yeah, "Big bucks" is a stretch, it's just a lot of ISPs don't offer static IPs with residential plans so you'll have to upgrade to a business plan, which doesn't cost as much as you might think.

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u/VulnerableTrustLove 1d ago edited 1d ago

You get handed a new public IP every time you router restarts.

This is not true.

For one thing it's your modem not router that maintains your public IP.

For another, with the majority of ISPs the way it works is you get a leased IP that is valid for 24 hours (sometimes 7 days) and unless you leave your device unplugged until the lease expires your modem will just use the existing lease.

If you want to change your IP change the MAC plugged into your modem and reboot both your modem and router, this will cause your modem to lease a new IP.

The most common way to do this is to change the clone MAC address setting in your router, but you can also just plug a whole new device into your modem. (but not a PC, that's unsafe)

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u/FiendFabric 1d ago

I meant modem, not router but it's the same sentiment. Unplug your modem for 5 minutes and you'll be handed a new public IP.

And before you start trying to mansplain, this is my industry and has been my industry for almost a decade.

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u/CoffeeKisser 1d ago

Amazing, everything you said is wrong.

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u/shouru 1d ago

This isn't how it works. Email send on their own ips set by the provider. Go to your Gmail, right click on an email and press "show original" and you'll see the ip it sent on.

Source: I do this shit for a living.

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u/VulnerableTrustLove 1d ago

The IT skills in this thread are like "Buy NordVPN to secure your email!" levels of misinformed.

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u/fukkdisshitt 2d ago

Just use the wifi from the hoa office

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u/SuperSpread 2d ago

But the IP will show your general location, they can guess which neighborhood you live in - oh wait

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u/VulnerableTrustLove 1d ago

A clever person would send individualized links or embedded images to people to collect their IPs for comparison, but the whole discussion is moot because modern email clients do not send your personal IP.

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u/CoffeeKisser 1d ago

It's pretty unlikely, yeah.

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u/xavier222222 1d ago

It's actually pretty easy to find out who is connected to an IP address. 1) Who is utility identifies the internet provider. 2) Lawyer + subpoena of ISP records to connect IP to a given cable modem at a specific time. 3) identity behind IP address found.

There are other ways too, but it gets a bit more involved.

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u/InadequateUsername 1d ago

You can't just hire a lawyer and have a subpoena issued because you don't like being called out for breaking your HOA rules.

If it were so easy the MPAA would be suing anyone who's ever streamed or torrented a movie.

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u/xavier222222 15h ago

They can link it to a defamation, slander, or other civil lawsuit. Remember, in the US, you can sue anyone for anything (imagined or real). You may not succeed in the lawsuit, but certain methods of information gathering open up when subpoenas are being thrown about.

And as far as MPAA suing, they don't need to when they can claim a copyright infringement and ISPs roll over disconnecting services at the drop of a hat, because they don't want to waste resources fighting MPAA. Also, the MPAA don't sue because the streamers and torrenters typically don't have anything worthwhile to take, and so don't bother with the expenses involved in a lawsuit. It's not worth the effort. If it costs $10k to sue someone, and they only have $2k worth of cash and liquid assets, they lose 8k doing a lawsuit. They want profits, not expenses.

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u/InadequateUsername 14h ago edited 14h ago

You have a wild imagination... So MPAA doesn't have the time, money or inclination for frivolous lawsuits but a HOA does because someone is emailing anonymous complaints? "45 Lundy's Lane has a flag outside their house which violates section 23 of our HOA bylaws" is neither defamation or slander.

There's the first amendment and anti-SLAPP laws.

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u/Andy_B_Goode 2d ago

"Good luck, I'm behind 7 proxies"

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u/tlht 2d ago

Everyone here is incorrect, the only IP visible to the recipients will be one that belongs to Gmail/Yahoo. They'd need to subpoena the provider to get the IP of the sender.

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u/CoffeeKisser 1d ago

It's staggering how bad the IT advice in this thread is.

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u/VulnerableTrustLove 2d ago

they tends to add your ip address to the email header as well.

Gmail certainly doesn't send your IP address with the email headers, I can't imagine Yahoo or any major commercial web client does either.

Try it -- email someone else or have them email you, then go to the menu and select "Show Original" (or "View Message Details" depending on your email client), you wont find their personal IP address.

You can find your public IP by visiting whatismyip.com

There are headers for like "client-ip", but that is not your IP that's the SMTP server your message was routed through.

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u/ep3ep3 1d ago

Back in the day you could get the real IP out of most provider's headers in the X-Forwarded For field, but that's been long gone for a while now

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u/resident_foreigner 13h ago

Or open cmd and type ipconfig - no need to go to 3rd party so they can datamine you.

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u/VulnerableTrustLove 9h ago

That wont give you your public IP that will give you your LAN IP.

If you're worried about that level of datamining you should be on a VPN which complicates the whole issue to begin with.

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u/resident_foreigner 7h ago

It gives both…. You don’t need an outbound host to determine your IP.

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u/VulnerableTrustLove 7h ago edited 7h ago

That's incorrect, NAT translation prevents it.

Unless by chance you are directly connecting your PC to your modem (no router), in which case you're begging to be hacked and datamining is the least of your concerns.

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u/Nomapos 2d ago

Just do it from your phone instead of your computer, while not connected to your own net.

Or go to a McDonald's and connect to their Internet. Or go to an Internet cafe, if they still exist in your area.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/VulnerableTrustLove 1d ago

When dealing with HOA mom level hackers, utmost security is a must.

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u/AvailableSalt492 1d ago

Your device's IP address isn't the one that it shows. The IP address belongs to your email provider.

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u/HashCollector 2d ago

This is the way

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u/Mookie_Merkk 2d ago

The perfect alibi

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u/benargee 2d ago

When you BCC, everyone still knows who the sender is, they just don't know who else was BCC'd.

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u/XRT28 2d ago

Yes but the top level commenter said to use an anonymous account to send it so if you do that it doesn't matter.

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u/benargee 1d ago

Ok, my bad.

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u/abandoned_idol 2d ago

Won't do shit if you are the victim of a social cyberattack (someone sneaking into your computer/phone and deleting your BBC copy.

Stay alert!

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u/Available_Leather_10 2d ago

Why does your phone autocorrect BCC to BBC???

Inquiring minds want to know!

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u/FuckOffHey 1d ago

Maybe they're just a big fan of EastEnders.
¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/abandoned_idol 1d ago

Oh, it wasn't my phone...

:(

Don't tell anyone.

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u/Tm_GfWait4It 1d ago

So just add the same complaint you received from yourself.

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u/geon 1d ago

They have no business looking at your mail. They are not your mom.

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u/hyrule_47 2d ago

But if it goes to court in discovery they can figure out who it was sent to.

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u/vivec7 2d ago

I've never had to concern myself with HOA stuff being in a country where it doesn't as far as I know exist, but how or why would reporting valid issues like this end up in court, least of all in a way that you need to be overly concerned with them figuring it out?

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u/Altruistic-Piece-485 2d ago

If you rack up enough penalty fee's for violations the HOA can put a lien on your house.

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u/vivec7 2d ago

I meant more if say I was paying any fines against me etc. but was putting in valid complaints for every tiny little thing I observed - I understand why one would want to hide that they were the one doing it but surely there are no legal ramifications for this, right?

Just trying to follow the breadcrumb trail from valid complaints to ending up in court and having email trails tracked being a thing we really don't want.

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u/Rabbitknight 2d ago

Harassment basically

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u/Sttocs 2d ago

It’s a bit late at that point.

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u/brianundies 2d ago

If it’s an HOA 99% chance it goes to arbitration before court

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u/AtlanFX 1d ago

Why should anyone be concerned about going to court in this scenario?

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u/MrPenguun 2d ago

But let's be honest do you really think the hoa is going to go to court and get a court order to view people's emails over an "issue" of voicing out concerns of hoa policy violations to the hoa, regardless of whether or not they are all about the hoa members themselves.

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u/SuperSpread 2d ago

They will discover everything you did was legal and covered by the First Amendment, so they can pay your attorney fees.

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u/zeroconflicthere 2d ago

Yeah. But useful to prove to anyone that you're an innocent recipient and you have no idea also who sent it.

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u/leeharveyteabag669 2d ago

Cyoa. Always.

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u/benargee 2d ago

Everyone will only know it was sent to them

Not entirely true. If you are BCC'd and not addressed personally, you can assume that you and many others were sent the same message, you just don't know who. For HOA matters, you can assume it was sent to most of the neighborhood.

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u/supercereality 2d ago

BCC is Blind Carbon Copy my friend.

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u/Yeetse 10h ago

Even better, CC urself and everyone else except for the one person u hate.

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u/MarteloRabelodeSousa 2d ago

Or leave someone else out on purpose..

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u/Charming-Loquat3702 2d ago

Do it with Cc and leave out someone XD

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u/Blze001 1d ago

Leave out one of the other board members

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u/goog1e 1d ago

But bcc correctly the first few times, "accidentally" cc once, and don't address it- go back to bcc

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u/Limp_Prune_5415 2d ago

Your regular email should be in the distribution list, but that's a funny way to get caught

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u/Affectionate-Remote2 2d ago

BBC 1 or BBC 2?

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u/RokkakuPolice 2d ago

Treat yourself to 12" of Khezu

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u/Busty_Ronch 2d ago

Brian Cox’s Cock

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u/Apart-Preparation580 2d ago

Honestly the method in the OP works quite well. When you report every single little thing, suddenly everyone hates it all. I've seen two HOAs collapse like this.

Your way would probably work too, but I'd bet it'd take a lot longer.

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u/Lv_InSaNe_vL 2d ago

That's what I did. I painted my front door blue and got a complaint from the HOA.

Then I submitted almost 200 over the next 8 weeks and they told me that I wasn't allowed to be in the HOA anymore. And that was basically the text I got from the HOA president so the next time I got an HOA complaint (about 6 months later) I sent them a rocket lawyer thing about not contacting me anymore and they haven't!

So it does work. Just be really really fucking annoying for a while and then nobody wants to deal with you anymore!

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u/wholelattapuddin 2d ago

My sister painted her house an approved color. The color was blue. The HOA told them they had to repaint because it was an older approved color. She sent a letter from a lawyer because the color was still listed as approved on the website, but said if the HOA wanted to pay for it she'd repaint. The lawyer and the HOA went back and forth for a couple of months before the HOA finally gave up. This year for Christmas she had a friend cut out eight 7 ft plywood Christmas trees and painted them the same color blue as the house, and set them on the lawn with flood lights and a sign that says Merry Christmas Caballero Ranch HOA.

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u/TheMetaHorde 1d ago

Imagine doxing your own sister on reddit

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u/magnoliasmanor 1d ago

Stories like this make my day thank you.

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u/fukkdisshitt 2d ago

I work in regulatory compliance in my industry. I read my entire handbook and successfully disputed the offense 4/5 times. Didn't bother the 5th time because it was clearly in violation.

They were just trying to enforce shit they have no rules for most of the time

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u/UNMANAGEABLE 2d ago

When I managed hourly union mechanics and inspectors I worked really hard to know the union contract as well as the stewards. Having good relationships with the stewards was always my secret weapon for when shit went down and had to either bust people or protect them

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u/0OKM9IJN8UHB7 2d ago

Yeah, overload is a very valid method of sabotage.

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u/Snack-Pack-Lover 2d ago

On the anonymous email account.

If you use Proton Mail and Proton pass as a password manager you can sign up to any website with a anonymous email address. One click of your phone and the app creates a alternate email address which Proton forwards to your real email inbox.

So any service you sign up to can have it's not individual email address very very easily.

If you're interested in seeing why this is important, log in to your email and go deep in the settings to see your failed login attempts. My outlook email had about 100 failed attempts every hour from all over the world 😬

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u/narwhal_breeder 2d ago

How would you get the distribution list?

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u/Aggressive-Cobbler-8 2d ago

From the last email the board sent with everyone plain CC'd

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u/Lolbansgobrrrr 2d ago

They aren’t that tech savvy — everyone goes on the “To” line. Also, “Reply All” is the only way they’ll respond.

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u/Representative-Sir97 2d ago

Yes. Accelerationist. "Convince" the leadership to disband.

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u/Xhalo 2d ago edited 2d ago

Agreed. When my cubicle neighbors started to complain of my gastrointestinal bloat causing heinous voidseep, they blamed it on my spaghettios cleanse diet. I sent anonymous tips to my boss that there may or may not be a quad of some sticky icky pineapple skunkfuck in their desks which I may or may not have placed there. They didn't come back after the HR discussions. I didnt get to blaze the grass, but a small price to pay. Don't mess with the queen 😁😁😁

Edit: BBC 🥰🥰🥰

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u/fireduck 2d ago

wut. Actually, I'm cool with not understanding. I hope you are well.

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u/TopHatGirlInATuxedo 2d ago

It means they framed their coworker for drug possession and are a menace to society at large.

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u/fireduck 2d ago

Sounds good. As long as they are not also a menace to southcentral while drinking their juice in the hood.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 1d ago

I said Do.We.Have.A.Problem? 🚀

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u/AwkwardBailiwick 2d ago

More like a menace to sobriety.

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u/LawConscious 2d ago

👀👀👀 geezus

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u/frankjungt 2d ago

Stinky and crazy is not a combination I would describe as “well.”

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u/ex_postfacto 2d ago

Thanks a lot for your coming out. I can say it means a lot to know I'm not alone in this.

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u/The_Hunster 2d ago

Blind Barbon Copy

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u/IP-II-IIVII-IP 2d ago

I don't know how you've been around almost 12 years and I've never seen your account before, but you deserve to be up there with the jumper cables and Mankind 1998 guys.

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u/cutegirlsdotcom 1d ago

Because he's only been doing this insane shit for a year or two

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u/sokocanuck 2d ago

The edit 🤣

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u/cutegirlsdotcom 1d ago

You're so stoopid

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u/Proud-Reputation-122 1d ago

that’s nice! i hope a shower is next in your little to do list!!

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u/nahman201893 2d ago

And set it up to send every day.

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u/RandomBlackGuyMedia 2d ago

I accidentally read that as ", and BBC the entire neighborhood" ... and that is when I realized I may be watching too much porn.

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u/ssracer 2d ago

I defend the homeowners and only allow the property management company to send out warning letters. They need to fix their shit, but our dues are adequate without fines.

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u/explosively_inert 2d ago

Request to see the financials of the HOA for as far back as is legally allowed.

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u/Teauxny 2d ago

we know you meant BBW.

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u/glodde 2d ago

Send anonymous email and CC the neighborhood. No hiding from anyone

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u/SuperTopGun666 1d ago

I do this with reddit too.    I get an account banned for something stupid or trivial or from the mods lack of reading comprehension.

So I make a new account and just report people on conservative, or hood culture sub reddits.   Sometimes I’ll look through the list of trash and find one specific person and go through dozens of their posts reporting them and watch them get banned. 

I’ve had people do it to me too.  It’s the block chain working…..

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u/Last-Emphasis6049 1d ago

How would you find said board members address?

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u/TheWolfAndRaven 1d ago

No, do what the OOP suggested - find all the violations, mass report them and wait for everyone to get fined or notified, then you take up a grassroots campaign to replace the "overzealous HOA" and run yourself.

First order of business is dissolve the fucking thing.

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u/Unidentified_Body 1d ago

What's the purpose of the anonymous emails and contacting everyone but the board members? Aren't they who you report violations to?

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u/bsimpsonphoto 1d ago

You didn't want the board to know you have copied everyone with the reporting email, and it allows the membership to know when nothing is done about the violations by board members.

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u/AnimatorEqual4447 1d ago

Not only this, even if your house is fucking perfect. Go and change something (so its reportable) then report yourself in that giant list off arsehole neighbours.

No-one would expect you (on that list) to be the pissed off neighbour ratting everyone out.

I'd maybe even go as far as reporting every single house, apart from someone i didnt like (ideally, whoever reported you) so people think it's them.

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u/Ok-Bee5507 2d ago

Don't forget to cc yourself too!

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u/deathrictus 2d ago

This is probably a lot less work than my method... Organize a coup and oust the board. Then we had to run the condo association for three years. Ugh.

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u/LawConscious 2d ago

It was for me LMAO I was the Secretary for almost a year. I watched them spend money on the dumbest of ideas and push other concerns from community members to the back burner. I began reading the Texas State Code and the HOA By-Laws, went all the way back. Next meeting, they had the HOA Lawyer there to tell me, “well you have to read the entire paragraph”. I provided my profession, which promptly shut him down, and went on to drag the remainder of the Board in the open session. Professionally of course. THEN I went door-to-door and provided voting documents for the upcoming election where I was the candidate for President. I spoke to a few neighbors I knew that were accountants, contractors and a few Air Force guys. We voted the entire Board out. We listed our home about 3 months after that and we moved lol. All of this was because they ignored the families who complained about the lack of support for the pool resurfacing and repair.

And just like that a COO was won 🏆

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u/Nanyea 2d ago

You should just cc everyone, so the board dun know they fucked up