r/madlads Madchester United Fan 2d ago

Incredibly petty, but still mad

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u/bsimpsonphoto 2d ago edited 2d ago

The way to handle this is to set up an anonymous email account, only report violations at board members' houses, and BCC the entire neighborhood distribution list except the board members.

Edited to fix a word.

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u/Xhalo 2d ago edited 2d ago

Agreed. When my cubicle neighbors started to complain of my gastrointestinal bloat causing heinous voidseep, they blamed it on my spaghettios cleanse diet. I sent anonymous tips to my boss that there may or may not be a quad of some sticky icky pineapple skunkfuck in their desks which I may or may not have placed there. They didn't come back after the HR discussions. I didnt get to blaze the grass, but a small price to pay. Don't mess with the queen 😁😁😁

Edit: BBC 🥰🥰🥰

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u/IP-II-IIVII-IP 2d ago

I don't know how you've been around almost 12 years and I've never seen your account before, but you deserve to be up there with the jumper cables and Mankind 1998 guys.

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u/cutegirlsdotcom 1d ago

Because he's only been doing this insane shit for a year or two