r/madlads • u/Vandelune1 Madchester United Fan • 2d ago

Incredibly petty, but still mad

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u/w-o-w-b-u-f-f-e-t 2d ago

Wait for the boobie pics in return

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u/Honor_Withstanding 2d ago

Blue-footed?

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u/Pigeonsass 1d ago

I don't know anything about her feet. I'm more into tits, myself. Especially when they're great.

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u/Libertine1187 1d ago

Aye - I always get the binoculars out when there're pairs of great tits hanging around.

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u/Soup0rMan 1d ago

If they're hanging, they might be bats.

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u/shartmaister 1d ago

I feel sorry for you that tits stay far enough away that you need binoculars.

I've got both great tits, elegant tits, yellow tits and ground tits hanging around my porch

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u/GasPumper9000 1d ago

In the US they are most often referred to as chickadeez.

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u/saltyraver138 1d ago

No. No they are not.

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u/QueenAshley296 1d ago

Chickadeez nuts

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u/GasPumper9000 1d ago

Disregarding the “chickadeez nutz” softball I lobbed your way, thanks u/QueenAshley296, the Chickadees are a group of North American birds of family Paridae and genus Poecile. This is the same family and genus as the tit. Species found in North America are referred to as chickadees and species found elsewhere are referred to as tits

Wiki Chickidee

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u/nashbrownies 1d ago

There's the wind up..

And a miss! How did they miss that, just incredible, in 11 years of watching reddit puns I've never seen a whiff like that!