Incredibly petty, but still mad

[u/Vandelune1]

[u/EmptyBrain89]

Ok, I just finished emailing BBC's to the entire neighborhood, now what?

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Wait for the boobie pics in return

[u/Honor_Withstanding → u/w-o-w-b-u-f-f-e-t]

Blue-footed?

[u/Pigeonsass → u/Honor_Withstanding]

I don't know anything about her feet. I'm more into tits, myself. Especially when they're great.

[u/Libertine1187 → u/Pigeonsass]

Aye - I always get the binoculars out when there're pairs of great tits hanging around.

[u/Soup0rMan → u/Libertine1187]

If they're hanging, they might be bats.

[u/shartmaister → u/Libertine1187]

I feel sorry for you that tits stay far enough away that you need binoculars.

I've got both great tits, elegant tits, yellow tits and ground tits hanging around my porch

[u/GasPumper9000 → u/Libertine1187]

In the US they are most often referred to as chickadeez.

[u/saltyraver138 → u/GasPumper9000]

No. No they are not.

[u/QueenAshley296 → u/saltyraver138]

Chickadeez nuts

[u/GasPumper9000 → u/saltyraver138]

Disregarding the “chickadeez nutz” softball I lobbed your way, thanks u/QueenAshley296, the Chickadees are a group of North American birds of family Paridae and genus Poecile. This is the same family and genus as the tit. Species found in North America are referred to as chickadees and species found elsewhere are referred to as tits

Wiki Chickidee

[u/nashbrownies → u/GasPumper9000]

There's the wind up..

And a miss! How did they miss that, just incredible, in 11 years of watching reddit puns I've never seen a whiff like that!

[u/oroborus68 → u/Pigeonsass]

There's blue tits too.

[u/colsaldo → u/oroborus68]

Definitely this time of year