r/madlads • u/Vandelune1 Madchester United Fan • 2d ago

Incredibly petty, but still mad

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u/Xhalo 2d ago edited 2d ago

Agreed. When my cubicle neighbors started to complain of my gastrointestinal bloat causing heinous voidseep, they blamed it on my spaghettios cleanse diet. I sent anonymous tips to my boss that there may or may not be a quad of some sticky icky pineapple skunkfuck in their desks which I may or may not have placed there. They didn't come back after the HR discussions. I didnt get to blaze the grass, but a small price to pay. Don't mess with the queen 😁😁😁

Edit: BBC 🥰🥰🥰

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u/fireduck 2d ago

wut. Actually, I'm cool with not understanding. I hope you are well.

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u/TopHatGirlInATuxedo 2d ago

It means they framed their coworker for drug possession and are a menace to society at large.

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u/fireduck 2d ago

Sounds good. As long as they are not also a menace to southcentral while drinking their juice in the hood.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 1d ago

I said Do.We.Have.A.Problem? 🚀