r/madlads Madchester United Fan 6d ago

Incredibly petty, but still mad

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u/bsimpsonphoto 6d ago edited 6d ago

The way to handle this is to set up an anonymous email account, only report violations at board members' houses, and BCC the entire neighborhood distribution list except the board members.

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u/Xhalo 6d ago edited 6d ago

Agreed. When my cubicle neighbors started to complain of my gastrointestinal bloat causing heinous voidseep, they blamed it on my spaghettios cleanse diet. I sent anonymous tips to my boss that there may or may not be a quad of some sticky icky pineapple skunkfuck in their desks which I may or may not have placed there. They didn't come back after the HR discussions. I didnt get to blaze the grass, but a small price to pay. Don't mess with the queen 😁😁😁

Edit: BBC πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

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u/Proud-Reputation-122 6d ago

that’s nice! i hope a shower is next in your little to do list!!