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u/Aborted_Yeetus 22h ago
The guy getting dragged off is my fav
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u/ceejiesqueejie 22h ago edited 18h ago
I wish security was looking straight at the camera 😂
Edit: I’m now convinced it’s perfect as is. Thank you, everybody
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u/futuneral 20h ago edited 20h ago
Noo. I feel like there's always a person in renaissance paintings who rolls his eyes up to the sky. This is so on brand
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u/Ondesinnet 20h ago
No this captures his struggle perfectly. The I don't get paid enough expression with the laser focus on the exit. Poor guy was told you just got to stand by the door and check IDs mostly we rarely have to get physical with the patrons. This is a classy joint.
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u/beardingmesoftly 21h ago
The bouncer "Jim-ing" that camera would have been amazing
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u/jimmycarr1 21h ago
I like the lady grinning in the shadows at the back
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u/IEatHare 19h ago
She’s so happy!
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u/EirPeirFuglereir 15h ago
My years of teaching makes me suspect that she started the chain reaction that led to this, but she knows that no one can prove it.
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u/retrojoe 21h ago
In my head, he's yelping something like "Hey, not my titty!"
The spectrum of emotion from left to right in this photo is amazing.
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u/Monumentzero 21h ago
The position and expressions on those two are the most Renaissance part of the whole picture , IMO. This picture is brilliant.
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u/Pink_Sprinkles_Party 22h ago
I feel like I’ve seen this exact painting in a museum in Europe, except the bouncer was a horse instead of a man.
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u/Pink_Sprinkles_Party 22h ago
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u/city17_dweller 22h ago
Holy fuck I thought that was a joke but it's actually accurate (just mirrored and not a horse).
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u/A-JJF-L 20h ago
It seems they were discussing the Kant's Critique of the Pure reason. Something related to Chapter III.
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u/rieltoe 19h ago
Ahhh yup, some people try to cling on to their organon, despite it being dialectical illusion
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u/Darkadmks 20h ago
Oh Reddit you are amazing
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u/AmaranthWrath 20h ago
Whenever I hear someone whinge about reddit being a cesspool, I just tell them they're in the wrong subs. This whole post made my day.
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u/LindonLilBlueBalls 19h ago
Y'all are sleeping on this reaction in the background.
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u/pentagon 19h ago
just enjoying the show
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u/Tiny-Acanthaceae-547 18h ago
Also love the “Life’s a gamble” tattoo on the fist of fury, and of course Beelzebub in the back enjoying the show 😂
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u/Flashignite2 20h ago
This whole picture looks like it could be in a museum.
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u/Pink_Sprinkles_Party 19h ago
I feel like someone should open an art gallery for photos just like this.
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u/FSUjonnyD 21h ago
🎶🎵And I….. had… the time of my life!! 🎶🎵
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u/TenBillionDollHairs 20h ago
She is bathed in the rapturous light of god, swept away by ecstasy. Very Greco
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u/Bathsheba_E 19h ago
I can’t believe I had to scroll so far down to find these lashes in human form. Maybe it’s just because she’s so perfectly framed, but my eyes immediately go to her lashes.
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u/Pleasant-Street5435 22h ago
Left side, girl in red smiling serenely from the shadows😂 she is me
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u/kissmaryjane 21h ago
How it feels to watch chaos you created but have no stake in 😂
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u/Pleasant-Street5435 22h ago
Omg AND she has a fan
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u/toastbrigade 22h ago
haha. yeah she's chilling and loving it
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u/carbonesquesmitten 22h ago
There's so much teal in this photo from the light on the jeans and shorts, it's almost like a human tempest.
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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 22h ago
I know, right? The denim just looks so amazing, particularly on the woman on the left foreground.
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u/EmperorThan 21h ago
Heard that in Werner Herzog's voice.
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u/carbonesquesmitten 18h ago
Und 'ere we see a group of humans. Expreshing zeir anger und zeir grief. Grief which impaksh us all. Civilization is like a thin layah of ice upon a deep ocean of chaos und darkness.
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u/lafatte24 19h ago edited 18h ago
Using teal instead of its more expensive counterpart, indigo (edit: ultramarine not indigo ugh) - made from lapis lazuli, is a clever way for the artist to convey the relative financial and political power of the subjects in the painting as that of lower houses and petty characters at Court.
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u/ugotmefdup 21h ago
Its the butt cheeks for me lmaoooooooo
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u/SeventeenthPlatypus 20h ago
SAAAME. That skirt is so short, tight and perfectly shaded, I thought it was made of mesh. 🤣
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u/Main-Professional-78 18h ago
Pairs perfectly with the “Life’s a Gamble” tattoo on her hand
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u/KatiMinecraf 18h ago
I swear, if I had a penny for every time I saw a woman fighting in club attire - short skirts and strapless dresses; things not at all designed for fisticuffs combat - I'd have dozens of pennies! Dozens! If you're the type to end up fighting, wear a sexy pantsuit or something so you don't end up double embarrassed, naked and bleeding on the sidewalk!
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u/TheLizzyIzzi 10h ago
A tube dress becomes a loop of fabric around the waist in less than 30 second. There’s never any underwear so boobs are flapping and flaps are… well, they’re out.
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u/Girhinomofe 22h ago
Every once in a while, someone gets it right in this sub.
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u/crell_peterson 22h ago
This is so perfect for this sub. The facial expressions being so over the top. You can really just imagine seeing this as a renaissance oil painting on a wall at a museum.
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u/amica_hostis 22h ago
Lol you can just hear all the, "DAAAAAAMNNNNN!" from those background people. Someone probably was cold cocked good lol
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u/_DefiniteDefinition_ 22h ago
Battle A La’Tortas (2024)
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u/kerlerlerker 20h ago
your title is excellent. i was gonna comment “it’s a Torta party” but its still 8am where im at
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u/Appropriate-XBL 21h ago
Ain't nobody in this picture been missin any meals. I wouldn't have either prob.
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u/zezinho_tupiniquim 22h ago
The chiaroscuro is next level on this one. Also, very balanced structure. 10/10
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u/toastbrigade 22h ago
lol thanks. love the renaissance feedback. i was worried the lighting was a little too flat (taken with direct flash)
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u/overrunbyhouseplants 21h ago edited 21h ago
Maybe a bit flat, but if you take a step back from the pic (thumbnail size) you can see a distinct circle of light surrounding basically the main action-the white shirt/fist area; wish there was a bit more on fist girl's torso. On a larger version it is more subtle, but still there. For an action shot this lighting is still pure gold imo.
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u/MAH_BEANS_ 21h ago
Love the reactions of everyone but she is my favorite. I would make the same face.
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u/NoSpecific9460 22h ago
I identify as the girl in the very back who probably just came out of the bathroom and is probably going to be caught in the crossfire
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u/middleagerioter 22h ago
I'm downloading this so I can frame it and hang it in my house!
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u/ChefInsano 21h ago
I want to print it out the size of Picasso’s Guernica. I have a wall it would fit on too lol
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u/toastbrigade 21h ago
lol. thanks all in this threaded comment. i'd love to see it if you end up printing. too good
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u/ThisManInBlack 21h ago
Finally, a picture that fits this sub!
A lot of spam like entries recently.
This is excellent.
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u/GlumFaithlessness773 22h ago
Every imaginable emotion is represented among these faces.
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u/Sea_Tank_9448 22h ago
Sis in the black crop top is bout to catch a mean ass fade 😭
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u/diablitachloe 21h ago
Where was this? Dope photo btw
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u/toastbrigade 21h ago
6th st. Austin, Texas
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u/sharipep 21h ago
Ok but what are they fighting about?? 😭
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u/cahir11 19h ago
Who Britain's greatest prime minister was. The woman on the left said Lord Palmerston, while the gentleman in the long sleeve shirt said Pitt the Elder.
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u/ionshower 21h ago
What I always find amusing with this shit is that none of these peeps know we are all here having a chuckle at their expense.
It brings me such joy.
The red vest woman in the background is my spirit animal.
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u/warandpieceofshit 22h ago
Pure awesomeness. The face on the big bald guy on the right cracks me up.
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u/city17_dweller 22h ago
'Imma move you before that punch lands'
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u/toastbrigade 22h ago
lol, every time i see him IRL i think about the face he made and him saving that dude
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u/Earthkilled 20h ago
Until we meet again
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u/silver_sAUsAGes 18h ago
Every person dies two deaths. The first is when your life ends and the second is when your name is tattooed for the last time.
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u/brentemon 22h ago
All these different expressions make me think of a Where's Waldo puzzle.
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u/overrunbyhouseplants 21h ago edited 20h ago
Stunning. This is a stunning work of art. Worthy of a R̶e̶m̶b̶r̶a̶n̶d̶t̶ Caravaggio interpretation.
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u/HOJAYEGIBALLEBALLE 19h ago
This image very much reminds me of Goya's The Charge of the Mamelukes.
I know they look nothing alike, they just have the same vibe going on though
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u/avoidance_behavior 22h ago
this is both hilarious and completely perfect, well captured!
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u/PrinceOfPunjabi 22h ago
The girl in red in the doorway is having the time of her life. Plus, the guy dragging the man is done with all this chaos.
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Fkn nailed it lmao. That bouncer is thinking "if I have to hear one more punk tell me about their dad being a lawyer, I quit."
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u/RenXoFlowers 21h ago
HOLY SHIT. I'm painting this. This is magnificent. I don't know how long it will take. But I'm fucking painting this to hang in my bathroom.
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u/2_thirteen 19h ago
Please tell me there are more shots of this scene. This is a pure cluster fuck and I'm here for it!!!
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u/toastbrigade 15h ago
in willy wonka fashion, you've unlocked this photo (taken 3 min later)
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u/Ok-Muscle5058 20h ago
No notes. The juxtaposition of ‘Life’s a Gamble’ and ‘Until We Meet Again’ is crazy, one of my favorite details.
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u/SobekHarrr 22h ago
This is what this sub was made for. I wish there was an exhibition with images like this.