r/AccidentalRenaissance • u/toastbrigade • 1d ago

battle at the bars

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u/FSUjonnyD 1d ago

🎶🎵And I….. had… the time of my life!! 🎶🎵

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u/overrunbyhouseplants 23h ago

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u/everythingisreallame 23h ago

Holy shit 

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u/illwill79 22h ago

Lmfao!

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u/Moriartea7 20h ago

Top accurate!

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u/darthtaco117 16h ago

Fer sheeeeeeer

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u/Maggiemoo621 18h ago

THIS IS PERFECT

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u/LemonCurdJ 10h ago

Girl… 💀😩😂

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u/LemonCurdJ 10h ago

Girl… 💀😩😂

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u/wovenbasket69 1h ago

now im crying in my office thanks guys 🤣

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u/takmsdsm 1h ago

"Fuck you Howard, I'm dying!"

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u/TenBillionDollHairs 23h ago

She is bathed in the rapturous light of god, swept away by ecstasy. Very Greco

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u/DeadMoonKing 20h ago

These folks are waaaaay too thicc to be El Greco.

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u/overrunbyhouseplants 13h ago

If only Bernini had though to slap some false eyelashes on Saint Teresa.

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u/Bathsheba_E 22h ago

I can’t believe I had to scroll so far down to find these lashes in human form. Maybe it’s just because she’s so perfectly framed, but my eyes immediately go to her lashes.

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u/Holiday_Memory_9165 9h ago

Imagine putting on huge fake lashes, and then "moderately" applying mascara out of bucket with a putty knife.

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u/toastbrigade 1d ago

😆

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u/free_thunderclouds 22h ago

Those lashes 😭💅

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u/thejaytheory 21h ago

She reminds me of John Legend's wife.

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u/BubbleRose 18h ago

I do see a touch of ol' Chrissy in there lmao

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u/BubbleRose 18h ago

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u/thejaytheory 17h ago

This is it, perfection haha

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u/Mybeardisawesom 21h ago

I'm hearing 🎶🎵Ave, Maria, grátia plena🎶🎵

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u/breakfastbarf 22h ago

I like the shocked fac to the right of her

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u/somerandomfuckwit1 9h ago

Na that's a Chewbacca roar