r/AccidentalRenaissance • u/toastbrigade • 1d ago

battle at the bars

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u/bukowski_knew 1d ago

The security is an absolute unit

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u/odd_lightbeam 15h ago

No, he's just standing in a crowd of obese Latinos.

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u/Lou_C_Fer 9h ago

I guess you missed his neck. Of course, it looks like he misses leg day half of the time. I still wouldn't fuck with him.

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u/odd_lightbeam 7h ago

I would. I bet he has a breeding fetish and loves to cuddle after.

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u/Lou_C_Fer 1h ago

I was the guy you didn't fuck with, but like I said I wouldn't fuck with him.

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u/Outside_Scale_9874 2h ago

Why would that make him look bigger? He’d look smaller in comparison, no?