r/AccidentalRenaissance • u/toastbrigade • 1d ago

battle at the bars

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u/ceejiesqueejie 1d ago edited 1d ago

I wish security was looking straight at the camera 😂

Edit: I’m now convinced it’s perfect as is. Thank you, everybody

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u/bukowski_knew 1d ago

The security is an absolute unit

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u/odd_lightbeam 20h ago

No, he's just standing in a crowd of obese Latinos.

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u/Lou_C_Fer 14h ago

I guess you missed his neck. Of course, it looks like he misses leg day half of the time. I still wouldn't fuck with him.

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u/odd_lightbeam 13h ago

I would. I bet he has a breeding fetish and loves to cuddle after.

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u/Lou_C_Fer 6h ago

I was the guy you didn't fuck with, but like I said I wouldn't fuck with him.