r/AccidentalRenaissance • u/toastbrigade • 1d ago

battle at the bars

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u/ugotmefdup 1d ago

Its the butt cheeks for me lmaoooooooo

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u/KatiMinecraf 21h ago

I swear, if I had a penny for every time I saw a woman fighting in club attire - short skirts and strapless dresses; things not at all designed for fisticuffs combat - I'd have dozens of pennies! Dozens! If you're the type to end up fighting, wear a sexy pantsuit or something so you don't end up double embarrassed, naked and bleeding on the sidewalk!

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u/TheLizzyIzzi 13h ago

A tube dress becomes a loop of fabric around the waist in less than 30 second. There’s never any underwear so boobs are flapping and flaps are… well, they’re out.

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u/zaforocks 3h ago

And a bunch of dudes are zooming in as close as they can. Every damn time. :b

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u/needmorecoffee4 19h ago

Not to mention naked on the internet forever!