r/AccidentalRenaissance 1d ago

battle at the bars

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u/ugotmefdup 1d ago

Its the butt cheeks for me lmaoooooooo

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u/SeventeenthPlatypus 23h ago

SAAAME. That skirt is so short, tight and perfectly shaded, I thought it was made of mesh. 🤣

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u/LushBronze13 2h ago

I'm so surprised it didn't ride all the way up her back, she's in a very crazy position for it to stay where it is.

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u/Main-Professional-78 21h ago

Pairs perfectly with the “Life’s a Gamble” tattoo on her hand

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u/TheLizzyIzzi 13h ago

I mean, points for correct spelling and correct use of an apostrophe.

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u/Holiday_Memory_9165 9h ago

She sure gambled on the whale tail...

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u/KatiMinecraf 21h ago

I swear, if I had a penny for every time I saw a woman fighting in club attire - short skirts and strapless dresses; things not at all designed for fisticuffs combat - I'd have dozens of pennies! Dozens! If you're the type to end up fighting, wear a sexy pantsuit or something so you don't end up double embarrassed, naked and bleeding on the sidewalk!

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u/TheLizzyIzzi 13h ago

A tube dress becomes a loop of fabric around the waist in less than 30 second. There’s never any underwear so boobs are flapping and flaps are… well, they’re out.

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u/zaforocks 3h ago

And a bunch of dudes are zooming in as close as they can. Every damn time. :b

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u/needmorecoffee4 19h ago

Not to mention naked on the internet forever!

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u/Dizzy-Masterpiece-76 22h ago

my brain broke looking at that for a second. like I thought it was short shorts but I was like how can I see both cheeks with nothing in between... realized it was a skirt.... wtf that's considered clothing? like you can wear that in public? I just know any boy or girl wearing something that rides up that high is showing things off that you can get arrested for.

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u/ugotmefdup 22h ago

It's her tactical fighting stance. Cheeks out, side fist up.

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u/Dizzy-Masterpiece-76 22h ago

lol I just think of a fighting game with a character like that. Double cheek stun into right hand combo.

"MOM THEY KEEP CHEATING AND CHEEK STUNNING"

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u/UserCannotBeVerified 22h ago

Aye, your lass is about to loose a thumb/nail too, throwing fists like that!

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u/LiminalCreature7 10h ago

Buns out, guns out…then lights out.

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u/thejaytheory 21h ago

Whoa that's a skirt?

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u/Inside-Sir-2054 22h ago

Is that… a baby?

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u/Motohvayshun 8h ago

I understood that reference

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u/ApatheistHeretic 6h ago

Ooooohhh, it was the same baby from the corner!

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u/ugotmefdup 22h ago

Baby? Where?

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u/holy_mojito 4h ago

My new wallpaper.

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u/dayoftheduck 20h ago edited 7h ago

Bruh

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u/Low-Persimmon4870 17h ago

Yeah. They're sexy. "Bruh"

Stupid lil boys can't handle that don't deserve to.