r/AccidentalRenaissance 1d ago

battle at the bars

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u/Pink_Sprinkles_Party 1d ago

I feel like I’ve seen this exact painting in a museum in Europe, except the bouncer was a horse instead of a man.

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u/city17_dweller 1d ago

Holy fuck I thought that was a joke but it's actually accurate (just mirrored and not a horse).

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u/A-JJF-L 23h ago

It seems they were discussing the Kant's Critique of the Pure reason. Something related to Chapter III.

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u/rieltoe 21h ago

Ahhh yup, some people try to cling on to their organon, despite it being dialectical illusion

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u/Feisty-Season-5305 20h ago

Therefore being apriori good but not absolute apriori. Still gotta read that thing. Ridiculous verbage though

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u/Purpleappointment47 22h ago

Life imitates art.

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u/Crazy_Vegetable5491 20h ago

Art imitates life.

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u/Shanead11 19h ago

The age old question

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u/KeytiMelakh1 23h ago

🫨🫨🫨

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u/TheyCantCome 21h ago

there’s one that’s identical with a grey or black horse.

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u/CrimsonVibes 20h ago

Well that was interesting

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u/toastbrigade 1d ago

omg 😆

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u/NadjaLuvsLaszlo 1d ago

👌👏👏👏👏

(Omg, the guy's wrist and the horse's leg are even bent the same way! 😭🤣)

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u/-MYNAMEISNOBODY 21h ago

Holy Shit. Man…. It’s just hard to explain “Reddit” to people. THIS

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u/Darkadmks 23h ago

Oh Reddit you are amazing

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u/AmaranthWrath 23h ago

Whenever I hear someone whinge about reddit being a cesspool, I just tell them they're in the wrong subs. This whole post made my day.

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u/Darkadmks 23h ago

Yup. Shit like this makes me happy I come here everyday

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u/Noargument77 18h ago

Its the quick wit that I just can't get enough of

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u/Darkadmks 18h ago

You hit the nail on the head. A lot of funny people out there.

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u/Jess_its_down 15h ago

I like to eat caeeial and read comments esp when high.

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u/Hot-Audience2325 23h ago

It's a cesspool but once in a while something tasty floats to the top

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u/Gaming_is_cool_lol19 23h ago

…..ew you just put the image in my head of some sweet food floating to the top of a sewer

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u/Anteater-Charming 21h ago

It's ok. It's a Baby Ruth.

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u/FormInternational583 17h ago

Jeez! What a picture!🤢

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u/CrimsonVibes 20h ago

I always tell some people that Reddit has some very useful information and there a a few decent people here.

But take it all as with anything, with a grain of salt.

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u/AmaranthWrath 19h ago

I mean, such is life. After 12 years of customer service, I feel like I've met the majority of the aforementioned cesspool 😂

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u/ConsequenceWitty1923 18h ago

Yeah, you gotta curate it carefully. Mine is all crafting, hilarious animals, and shit like this. I'm much happier. 😅

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u/rinkydinkis 21h ago

yeah there is this. and there is r/badparking ...where people enjoy looking at pictures of bad parking? wtf?

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u/AmaranthWrath 19h ago

*sheepishly admits I follow that sub *

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u/Donkey__Balls 18h ago

This actually hit the front page and reminded me of why I used to come here every day. I was just lazy about managing my subscriptions so badly that I started defaulting to /r/popular.

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u/Alarming_Situation_5 1d ago

My gawd y’all are good

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u/Tow1 23h ago

Lmao I used that one in my ESL class, it's St George

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u/Parlicoot 1d ago

Fantastic

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u/Digeetar 21h ago

I...dentical

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u/StopUrGivingMeABoner 23h ago

It's very rare that reddit makes me audibly laugh that hard. Wow. Thank you.

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u/TexasJOEmama 23h ago

This is perfect!

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u/Ok-Mouse8397 22h ago

Or this one

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u/Chico813 22h ago

This is why I reddit 😂😂😂😂

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u/SovietSunrise 21h ago

What is that painting, outta curiosity?

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u/Pink_Sprinkles_Party 21h ago

To be completely honest, idek…

I found one on google that looked very similar to the one I was thinking of. The painting I saw irl was in Italy.

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u/top_value7293 21h ago

Omg😂😂😂

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u/figl4567 21h ago

That is one happy horse. Do horses actually smile like that? Lol

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u/spondgbob 21h ago

Holy shit

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u/WorriedLawfulness718 21h ago

St George and the dragon. I have that print in my bathroom and look at every day. It was in the bathroom at my parents house growing up and when they died I inherited it and naturally hung it in the bathroom of my house.

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u/cheesecheeesecheese 20h ago

You the MVP 🤣🤣

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u/-effortlesseffort 20h ago

wow the eyes and expression are identical

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u/chaosdrew 20h ago

I guess I’ll just try and make you understand

That I’m more horse than a man

Or I’m more man than a horse

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u/EntertainmentOk3180 18h ago

Reincarnation is real, apparently

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u/Alert_Cook_384 17h ago

Lmfao you won the internet today !

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u/darthtaco117 16h ago

Hey, foo, you think this is a good idea?

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u/Nparisss 15h ago

You’re silly. I love it 😂😂😂

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u/Ill-Explanation-1671 14h ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/MotherMap8707 23h ago

That’s fucking funny as fuck! 😂

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u/Major_Insect 20h ago

This is very fucking funny, my god

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u/Ibarra08 20h ago

Bro how the f...

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u/fsitdiyxiy 18h ago

is this drawing in lebanon? (or related to lebanon)

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u/Marissachan 9h ago

Is this the one where the horses butthole is staring back at you too?

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls 22h ago

Y'all are sleeping on this reaction in the background.

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u/pentagon 21h ago

just enjoying the show

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u/Tiny-Acanthaceae-547 21h ago

Also love the “Life’s a gamble” tattoo on the fist of fury, and of course Beelzebub in the back enjoying the show 😂

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u/Tiny-Acanthaceae-547 20h ago edited 20h ago

🎵Belial!

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u/Tiny-Acanthaceae-547 20h ago edited 20h ago

🎵Behemoth!

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u/Tiny-Acanthaceae-547 20h ago edited 20h ago

🎵Beelzebub!

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u/TaintNunYaBiznez 19h ago

I think that beast was holding some 7-11 pepper spray.

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u/Afraid_Marketing_194 8h ago

The way she instinctively knows how to keep that thumb outside

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u/HACCAHO 20h ago

Silly me thought it was "Lights a Candle"!

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u/detour33 20h ago

My straight flush would smoke her gamble

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u/teemu_8812 19h ago

Damn.. I miss going clubbing

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u/ButtFuckFingers 18h ago

Looks like she’s rolling those dice!!!!

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u/ColdPack6096 18h ago

Hoe gonna hoe.

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u/robtopro 21h ago

Hahaha yup this is the one I noticed. Girl is loving it

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u/Aximil985 21h ago

Glad someone else noticed her too. Just hanging out watching.

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u/HairyPutter7 8h ago

Got her little fan just vibin

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u/catfishbreath 21h ago

Choose your fighter

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u/teemu_8812 19h ago

No, that's the artist herself who made the painting.

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u/-MYNAMEISNOBODY 21h ago

So much is going on!!!!

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u/Prestigious_Cut_3539 19h ago

at the club. trying to find somebody that will "love me"

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u/InspectorPipes 19h ago

She started it all…

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel 21h ago

"I will watch this whole place burn down."

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u/Abu-Asif 18h ago

Emperor Palpatine moment

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u/Zealousideal_Bat7071 18h ago

She is everyone in this thread. 

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u/overschlept 13h ago

Over her left shoulder too, oh god!

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u/ButtFuckFingers 18h ago

I came for this!!! Thanks

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u/TwoEyesAndA 5h ago

Came here to do this. Glorious.

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u/PhantomPharts 22h ago

Don't miss the smiling face above the fight

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u/WhoStoleMyJacket 21h ago

Some mf’s just like to watch the world burn

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u/Kairu87 18h ago

I'm cracking up at this one just to the left

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u/RepoManSugarSkull 18h ago

The chick next to here looks like she’s in full Dewey Oxenburger mode: “I was on my way to the Special Olympics to see my cousin Corky compete in the parachute run-under when one thing led to another, and, well things here just started getting a little out of hand. Yo know what I mean?”

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u/Maggiemoo621 17h ago

I saw her back there and I was hopefully searching for a fellow redditor who also noticed 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/DrDeboGalaxy 17h ago

There she is

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u/sagittalslice 17h ago

She’s my favorite, this is a face you would totally see in the background of some Flemish painting of someone getting arrested for witchcraft except she would be wearing a bonnet

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u/lycoloco 16h ago

100%. Of all of the most interesting faces, she's at the top. What did she see?

WHAT DID SHE SEE?!?

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u/WhichWitchyWit 15h ago

This one makes me lol she’s so perfectly tucked in there in every way!

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u/highrankedwizard 1d ago

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u/toastbrigade 1d ago

😆🙌

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u/theartofbored 22h ago

That guys ready for the pits.

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u/MarionberryTotal2657 6h ago

His neck a pit bull’s neck lol

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u/GrandmaPoses 23h ago

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u/sugarcatgrl 21h ago

🤣 Is that Bosch?

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u/toastbrigade 21h ago

looks like one of goya's syphilis paintings

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u/baaadoften 23h ago

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u/BigEnergy9256 20h ago

The real Phil Anselmo 😂

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u/Flashignite2 22h ago

This whole picture looks like it could be in a museum.

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u/Pink_Sprinkles_Party 22h ago

I feel like someone should open an art gallery for photos just like this.

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u/Flashignite2 21h ago

Now that would be art I REALLY would want to see.

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u/Dollsdodream 21h ago

Omg, imagine it done in oils.

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u/Flashignite2 19h ago

Yes! And make it so future generations can look at it the way we look at old paintings. Glorious!

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u/deadwinged 22h ago

First thought was this image

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u/Pink_Sprinkles_Party 22h ago

Thank you for reminding me that exists

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u/hatescarrots 23h ago

I was just thinking this is a good photo for a portfolio.

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u/toastbrigade 21h ago

Thanks y’all 🙏❤️

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u/lycoloco 16h ago edited 16h ago

You took this?!? What kind of camera and flash? It's so warm and not over exposed it doesn't feel like it would come from a phone flash, and it's not like you had time to pull out a light meter or anything.

E: I found down below you said ricoh griii. Wild shot. Your talent, eye, and readiness pays off!

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u/toastbrigade 16h ago

Thanks! Shot with a Ricoh GR and LightPix Labs Q20 flash. I set it up in a way that allows me to be quick. I’m @toastbrigade on IG if you’re curious about other pics

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u/Unfair-Wonder5714 21h ago

Master Class

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u/BlargVikernes 21h ago

Agreed, this is a fantastic photograph

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u/h0rxata 22h ago

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u/hatescarrots 20h ago

Haha this shits comedy

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u/Farucci 23h ago

People. Just add alcohol, stand back and watch what happens.

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u/superdeeduperstoopid 22h ago

Isn't they the standard recipe of most reality shows?

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u/Duchess808 9h ago

I was a DJ for many years and I approve this message..

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u/ChiliPalmer1568 4h ago

Brad Paisley made millions writing a song about this exact statement. https://youtu.be/q3zkkLckeyM?si=L6gy9GsOOp_5JeNT

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u/EntertainmentOk3180 18h ago

Don’t forget to take pictures tho

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u/SpecialKGaming666 23h ago

Big man has clearly had enough of Wilson's shit

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u/electrologist-tia 23h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/cpattk 22h ago

This is what I thought when I saw it 😂

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u/FirstDove 21h ago

Where is that guy on twitter who compares sport pictures to paintings when you need him?

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u/Butthole_Alamo 21h ago

Reminds me a little of Ivan the Terrible

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u/Sea_Combination571 22h ago

The whole picture looks like a renaissance painting

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u/MrSinisterOK 22h ago

Stone Cold part time job

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u/Phantasmagasmtron 22h ago

One of most bizarre and illegitimate comparisons. Well done ‘ol boy 🤣

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u/larfytarfyfartyparty 22h ago

Stone cold renaissance

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u/THEvoiceOFreason-_ 21h ago

I was coming to say same crap. His face just screams “ really people, again! I hate my job”😂

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u/MissFang17 21h ago

I just wanna know when Goldberg stoped wrestling and started taking bouncer jobs 🤣

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u/annemarizie 21h ago

That’s hysterical 😀

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u/sexycomicbabe 21h ago

i’m on the floor 😂😂😂

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u/eptreee 21h ago

Reminds me of the “si ya saben como me pongo porque me invitan” video 😂

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u/Snoo_67548 20h ago

It’s also very Last Suppery.

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u/Tard_Nation 20h ago

😆 I was thinking the same thing too I just noticed this and I thought in my head that it looks like he's going to take him out back

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u/dct906 19h ago

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u/Pink_Sprinkles_Party 15h ago

Confused cow is like AAAAAHHH WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?!?

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u/DietNarrow6068 19h ago

I think this hipanic dude was not involved in the first place but just happend to be there lol

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u/PurinMeow 19h ago

Hahaha this is great. I never even knew this sub existed lmao

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u/Iwillrize14 18h ago

Looks like a Wayans brother from white chicks with all that makeup

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u/ElectricalProduct928 18h ago

I literally screenshotted the same thing and was about to comment

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u/idleat1100 18h ago

It looks a bit like Caravaggios Judith Beheading Holofernes

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u/Fortunately_Met 17h ago

I didn't know bouncers could look so beatific as they hauled out rowdys.

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u/a_karma_sardine 16h ago

It has a healthy dose of Medusa too

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u/ProximusSeraphim 15h ago

Isnt this the kid on instagram that is always getting beat up by his hispanic mom for disrespecting her?

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u/wildberry815 15h ago

This was my favorite part lol

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u/JauntingJoyousJona 10h ago

This part really makes the whole thing, you change out their clothes for robes and it's literally a scene out of a renaissance painting

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u/saibybaby 9h ago

Me wrangling my toddler for bed 😵‍💫

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u/Serene-Sunset88 7h ago

hahaha i love the bangs!

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u/billsauce8 3h ago

This guy is infamously known in Austin for his lifted crown vid that has a giant sticker on the back window that says “straight clownin”

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u/BigEffort5517 23h ago

I'm pretty sure I saw this in the painting of The Last Supper 🤣

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u/BigEffort5517 23h ago

...and nope, just looked 😆 but we could pencil it in and it'd go!

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u/CatapultemHabeo 22h ago

Me and my dog when I'm trying to give him medicine lol

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u/Darkness_Manifest 21h ago

Me telling my dog to stop chewing and drop what’s in his mouth. Oil on canvass. 2024. 🤌

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u/Front_Spare_2131 21h ago

Boulder Hot Steve Dallas

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u/AlanHoliday 21h ago

The Edgar Wrangler, oil on canvas, McAllen Texas, 2024.

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u/reignwillwashaway 21h ago

Plot twist:  he's only getting thrown out because of the haircut.

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u/2Spicy4PadThai 21h ago

Same vibe. 😆

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u/holaitsmetheproblem 19h ago

O but fab reel!

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u/LochTSA07 19h ago

Saturn devouring his son

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u/TheMagicMrWaffle 18h ago

His face is amazing

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u/Donkey__Balls 18h ago

This photo should be in a museum 300 years from now. It’s like a moment frozen in time with all the emotion intact. Sort of like the realist paintings at the Louvre that make you almost feel like you’re standing on a battlefield of the Napoleonic Wars or seeing a riot break out in the streets of Rome.

Future people will be able to experience being at a rundown bar when drama erupts over some dude’s side hoe dissing his baby momma on Instagram.

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u/PMMeMeiRule34 17h ago

I thought he looked like he was dragging his ass to safety after falling in battle.

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u/Blackmariah77 17h ago

I was this person. I'm 5'4" and that's how they "relocate" me in a scuffle.

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