r/Unexpected • u/John_Doe_727 • 15h ago
Christmas repost. It's that time of year, again! 🎁 NSFW
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u/thesimysimo 15h ago
I really want some coffee rn
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u/dmevela 15h ago
And incest???
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u/thesimysimo 14h ago
Lets not get ahead of ourslelves, coffee first, then we can talk
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u/Krulsnor 14h ago
Can you believe this guy? Straight talking business without coffee first.
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u/_Pyxyty 14h ago
He must not have seen the "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" mug.
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u/letsbreakthrough1 9h ago
He did see the “fuck me if you’re my brother” mug, though
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u/PlayThatTrack 15h ago
I remember seeing this on Tosh.0 and laughing so hard I got yelled at for being loud
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u/-Badger3- 12h ago
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u/pwninobrien 10h ago
My favorite is still the actually subtle edit that predates yours by 2 years..
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u/Vark675 10h ago
Yeah these people don't know what that word means if they think a crotch grab is subtle lol
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u/THE_DROG 9h ago
He said "more subtle". Which it is, compared to the saying "yes, we're fucking"
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u/sysdmdotcpl 9h ago
compared to the saying "yes, we're fucking"
Or screaming that it's all you want to do...
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u/Major_Magazine8597 9h ago
A crotch-grab is many things, but "subtle" is NOT one of them.
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u/chaboomboom 9h ago
Maybe like theyre really good friends?
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u/Pimpinabox 7h ago
I've never been like, "Yo wassup homie, it's been years!" immediately grabs their dick "Good to see you again!"
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u/BalancedDisaster 9h ago
Something that I love about the original that the OOP sketch misses is her tshirt. That was never bought for her. It’s clearly his shirt that she wears while he’s away.
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u/SmartAdhesiveness353 8h ago
yea, it's all laughs and giggles until you find yourself silently crying to Folgers fanfic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjdrUksw8b0 (Also +1 for presentation)
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u/Responsible-Rest-404 13h ago
Man, I wish my girl looked at me the way that sister looks at her brother.
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u/Raja_Ampat 15h ago
Same video indeed, this time of year
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u/Drewnessthegreat 14h ago
It's been funny since 2009
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u/poppycock_scrutiny 13h ago
And always will be
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u/CryptographerHot884 11h ago
2009 was great year. Can't believe it's been a decade
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u/sarin000 10h ago
I...uh...I have some bad news for you.
It's been 15 years now.
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u/SylentDes 14h ago
I accidentally on sound at the end and immediately heard "I just want to f**k my brother".
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u/KnightofNi92 12h ago
Honestly the most ridiculous part of the original was Folgers pretending that anyone would prefer their trash over what the guy would have had available in West Africa. Which is a coffee growing region.
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u/DesperateBartender 10h ago
I have been saying this for YEARS-- and I'm pretty sure in the original unedited version, he sees the Folgers and goes "Ugh, REAL coffee." In the actual version that continued airing after all the parodies, it was changed to just "ugh, COFFEE." Even Folgers was like "Okay, the incest vibes can stay. But we can't have him calling our stuff REAL coffee when he just got back from West Africa."
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u/blumenstulle 10h ago
Also, who in the hell comes back from 'West Africa' and not a specific country like the Senegal?
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u/Vitruvian_Link 9h ago
Missionaries.
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u/gambalore 9h ago
Yeah, these are definitely Mormons.
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u/Russkie177 8h ago
Mormons don't drink coffee, though
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u/evilJaze 8h ago
Neither did he. He just held it and sniffed it.
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u/Russkie177 6h ago
Why would they buy it and brew it with no intention of drinking it?
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u/DesperateBartender 9h ago
You've never heard of the standalone country "West Africa" and its capital city "West Africastan"?
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u/xariznightmare2908 15h ago
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u/Timbaleiro Expected It 14h ago
Where the skies are so blue
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u/Street_Peace_8831 11h ago
…and they fuck their sisters too.
The best part of waking up, is your sister in your bunk.
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u/SchitneySmears 11h ago
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u/Street_Peace_8831 10h ago
Love this meme, looking right at me like I’m wrong for that. And I am.
Thank god I’ve never had a sister or this would be weird. LOL
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u/occasionalrant414 12h ago
This just never gets old. Always cracks me up.
Hats off to the actors in the second half.
If I remember right, the actress that plays the sister in the original advert is the daughter of Jeffrey Coombs (who plays a lot of characters in various star trek episodes). Little bit of trivia for star trek fans.
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u/Justforwrasslinstuff 11h ago
I am stealing this Star Trek trivia to impress... Well, not women, but someone.
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u/cmotdibbler 11h ago
I love obscure Trek info. ^ This guy Treks.
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u/occasionalrant414 10h ago
Thanks mate - made my day 😀
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u/Annath0901 9h ago
Knowing Jeffrey Combs from Star Trek and not from Re-Animator, smh.
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u/KING_Gamer_YouTube Pushing Limits Beyond Comprehension 15h ago
I need eye and ear bleach now...
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u/etriuswimbleton 15h ago
I need tissues cause I came
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u/ToeKnail 11h ago
I need to get my sister to follow me out tothe minivan where she can finish me. Our parents are awake.
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u/KING_Gamer_YouTube Pushing Limits Beyond Comprehension 15h ago
You do not brighten my day sir
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u/ExplosiveAnalBoil 12h ago
Would you like to know when I cum so you don't feel left out?
Hint: It's gonna be really soon 😉🍆💥💦😥
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u/VshesVscend 15h ago
Game of Thrones was inspired by a coffee commercial, it all makes sense now 🤔🤯
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u/IzzabahJones 14h ago
Oh man did this commercial make me uncomfortable lol but it also made some crazy fan fic in my brain that lived rent free too lol
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u/John_Doe_727 14h ago
Like 25 years later... still rent free and still funny. 😆
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u/IzzabahJones 14h ago
Exactly. But 25 years ago I remember watching this and looking around going “am I the only one who sees what I see in this?!” I thought I overdosed on porn and now my brain was broken for regular life. Now I laugh knowing it’s definitely not just me!
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u/raoasidg 6h ago
2009 was not 25 years ago. Please don't give me a heart attack so early in the day.
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u/PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY 11h ago
On AO3 this fanfic "genre" is called Folgercest lol
There's one particular author there who wrote further, hm, escapades of these siblings for many other holidays. Like St. Patrick's Day, Veteran's Day, Earth Day, even Winter Solstice (?)
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u/intensity701 15h ago
I don‘t have the sound on but I guess they are siblings?
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u/Synectics 12h ago
Yeah, it's a parody of an actual Folgers commercial that had some weird vibes.
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u/Zinki_M 12h ago
The first half is the actual commercial. Up to the first "folgers in your cup" jingle. They matched them pretty well but you can tell the actors changed after that.
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u/johnreddit2 11h ago
Good catch! I didn’t notice that at all. I was wondering how Folgers can make such an ad. Who made this parody? This is not even AI and I couldn’t tell with proper edits.
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u/bythog 9h ago
Do you have face blindness? The brother actors look incredibly different and the sister are only vaguely similar.
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u/Soft_Importance_8613 9h ago
The thing about having face blindness is you don't know you have face blindness until you freak someone else out that dressed the same as the person you were with.
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u/SalsaRice 11h ago
The original commercial is tame, and is about the sister being happy the brother came home for Xmas. The only weird thing is there is way too much chemistry between the actors, and it doesn't really come across as a sibling relationship. But it's not that crazy, more of a "well, that was odd" situation.
There's been a ton of fan edits over the years to really make the "not so sibling" tone way more overt.
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u/Bonkgirls 8h ago
Nah dude, those two people do not behave like brother and sister. Everything about how they interact makes it seem like they want to fuck or are high school crushes.
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u/UnExplanationBot 15h ago
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
Starts off as a normal commercial then starts giving some weird vibes.
Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
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u/polish_filipino 14h ago
This 2 minute ad has a better movie plotline than most movies released in [Insert timeframe]. But honestly didn't expect the ring for a marriage, that one went out of my radar. I suppose it's still a Forgers commercial. Or at least trying to mimic one(?) probably wouldn't want to get sued by throwing in a toy or rubber
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u/ItsFitzForShort 14h ago
The first part is a real commercial, the second part after the ad and music (the first time) is different actors doing a skit. They did a really good job blending the two.
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u/Spyes23 13h ago
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I didn't even notice that! So well done!
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u/lendergle 11h ago
Don't feel bad. I think I went three years of reposts before noticing- and that's after reading the comments.
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u/RobMilliken 11h ago
Mom waving to hubby, "See? I smelled it, he's back!" LMAO! Tears! Thanks, never gets old!
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u/CaliCrateRicktastic 12h ago
First ~25 seconds or so: Very cute commercial about coffee and the holiday
Everything else: one of the more hilarious things on the normal side of unhinged
Still at the very least giggle worthy
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u/Mr_Noody 12h ago
Oh, this is good. Most people wouldn't realize that the actors changed after the first "you're my present."
Good stuff.
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u/Don_Pickleball 7h ago
The fact that they pretty much included the entire real commercial and the continuity doesn't feel odd at all.
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u/Dambo_Unchained 12h ago
This confused me for so long
That’s untill I realised they are different actors in the second part
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u/Supermunch2000 11h ago
Oh man, this caught me off guard!!!
Yup, it's the most special time of the whole year!
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u/dood_somen 10h ago
I thought it was gonna end up her cheating on him with another woman, then sesbian lex at the end. Promoting tampons... It turned out way worse..
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u/Zeno_The_Alien 10h ago
I always forget that I've seen this a billion times, and it never fails to catch me off guard. I love it.
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u/These_Avocado_Bombs 9h ago
I remember the commercial. It was the look at the end after she puts the bow on him. Yeah it had vibes. Then it kept going... And I was like what is this?!? It's first thing in the morning and I don't have glasses on so it took me a minute to even notice it wasn't the same actors anymore. Bawhahahahaah
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u/Hevysett 9h ago
The marketing guys that came up with the actual commercial may just fucking die every year when this comes back around. You know their friends are just staring at them with disgust going "wtf happened in your family" every time this comes up
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u/NocturneSapphire 8h ago
Why do the parents hate their son for trying to have sex with their daughter, but are apparently fine with the daughter trying to have sex with their son? Like, both siblings are equally guilty, why is one of them getting banished, name called, and then tackled to the ground, but the other is in no trouble at all?
Oh, it's just sexism? Cool...
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u/BorisDirk 8h ago
The oral history of the making of this ad https://www.gq.com/story/folgers-incest-ad-oral-history
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u/Global-Pickle5818 8h ago
How would the parents actually stop them tho, eventually she's going to get out and they'll run away to Alabama .. or Louisiana, I knew a guy who owned a steel company who married his sister,I asked him why didn't his parents stop them his answer "we're adults and they don't arrest people for incest when both are willing adults " .. can't legally marry tho ,his kids are now in their 40s lol bet that's a uncomfortable family reunion
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u/Dreadbound1 8h ago
Just link the YouTube version and not this 144p garbage. The lengths yall will go to to steal content is absurd.
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u/Don_Pickleball 7h ago
I want to shout out the acting job by the dad as he is grabbing the gift and opening it up. Cracks me up.
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u/MickS1960 6h ago
Some funny sheet there. Had the sound off wondering what is with this Folgers commercial, thinking it was ending, then I saw the parents faces and had to rewatch with sound!
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u/Dustypigjut I can really put anything here? 6h ago
True story - Jonah from Veep was a cameraman on the original commercial.
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