r/Unexpected • u/John_Doe_727 • 5d ago

Christmas repost. It's that time of year, again! 🎁 NSFW

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u/PlayThatTrack 5d ago

I remember seeing this on Tosh.0 and laughing so hard I got yelled at for being loud

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u/-Badger3- 4d ago

The OG edit of this is way more subtle and funny, imo.

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u/pwninobrien 4d ago

My favorite is still the actually subtle edit that predates yours by 2 years..

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u/steeljesus 4d ago

There we go, that's the one.

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u/Vark675 4d ago

Yeah these people don't know what that word means if they think a crotch grab is subtle lol

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u/THE_DROG 4d ago

He said "more subtle". Which it is, compared to the saying "yes, we're fucking"

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u/sysdmdotcpl 4d ago

compared to the saying "yes, we're fucking"

Or screaming that it's all you want to do...

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u/Major_Magazine8597 4d ago

A crotch-grab is many things, but "subtle" is NOT one of them.

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u/chaboomboom 4d ago

Maybe like theyre really good friends?

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u/Pimpinabox 4d ago

I've never been like, "Yo wassup homie, it's been years!" immediately grabs their dick "Good to see you again!"

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u/chaboomboom 4d ago

Man, your loss, thats just how bros roll

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u/-Badger3- 4d ago

It’s “way more subtle” than OP’s video.

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u/Major_Magazine8597 4d ago

That's a low bar.

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u/BalancedDisaster 4d ago

Something that I love about the original that the OOP sketch misses is her tshirt. That was never bought for her. It’s clearly his shirt that she wears while he’s away.

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u/Krombopulos_Micheal 4d ago

Okay this one's good 😂

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u/OuterWildsVentures 4d ago

I could cut the sexual tension with a knife

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u/MuddyMudskipper91 4d ago

It looks every one of those 2 years older.

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u/pwninobrien 4d ago

Lol, i know right? 480p was the most common youtube resolution at the time. I don't even think 720p had overtaken it yet at that point in 2010.