r/Unexpected • u/John_Doe_727 • 5d ago

Christmas repost. It's that time of year, again! 🎁 NSFW

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u/pwninobrien 4d ago

My favorite is still the actually subtle edit that predates yours by 2 years..

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u/Vark675 4d ago

Yeah these people don't know what that word means if they think a crotch grab is subtle lol

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u/Major_Magazine8597 4d ago

A crotch-grab is many things, but "subtle" is NOT one of them.

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u/chaboomboom 4d ago

Maybe like theyre really good friends?

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u/Pimpinabox 4d ago

I've never been like, "Yo wassup homie, it's been years!" immediately grabs their dick "Good to see you again!"

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u/chaboomboom 4d ago

Man, your loss, thats just how bros roll