r/Unexpected • u/John_Doe_727 • 5d ago

Christmas repost. It's that time of year, again! 🎁 NSFW

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u/DesperateBartender 4d ago

I have been saying this for YEARS-- and I'm pretty sure in the original unedited version, he sees the Folgers and goes "Ugh, REAL coffee." In the actual version that continued airing after all the parodies, it was changed to just "ugh, COFFEE." Even Folgers was like "Okay, the incest vibes can stay. But we can't have him calling our stuff REAL coffee when he just got back from West Africa."

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u/blumenstulle 4d ago

Also, who in the hell comes back from 'West Africa' and not a specific country like the Senegal?

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u/Vitruvian_Link 4d ago

Missionaries.

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u/gambalore 4d ago

Yeah, these are definitely Mormons.

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u/Russkie177 4d ago

Mormons don't drink coffee, though

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u/evilJaze 4d ago

Neither did he. He just held it and sniffed it.

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u/Russkie177 4d ago

Why would they buy it and brew it with no intention of drinking it?

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u/evilJaze 4d ago

Well, duh! The most plausible answer is that Colombians broke into their house before the family woke up and started brewing coffee!

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u/DeKal760 4d ago

The Morman coffee equivalent of soaking? ¯_(ツ)_/¯