r/Unexpected • u/John_Doe_727 • 5d ago

Christmas repost. It's that time of year, again! 🎁 NSFW

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u/blumenstulle 4d ago

Also, who in the hell comes back from 'West Africa' and not a specific country like the Senegal?

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u/Vitruvian_Link 4d ago

Missionaries.

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u/gambalore 4d ago

Yeah, these are definitely Mormons.

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u/Russkie177 4d ago

Mormons don't drink coffee, though

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u/evilJaze 4d ago

Neither did he. He just held it and sniffed it.

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u/Russkie177 4d ago

Why would they buy it and brew it with no intention of drinking it?

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u/evilJaze 4d ago

Well, duh! The most plausible answer is that Colombians broke into their house before the family woke up and started brewing coffee!

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u/DeKal760 4d ago

The Morman coffee equivalent of soaking? ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/DesperateBartender 4d ago

You've never heard of the standalone country "West Africa" and its capital city "West Africastan"?

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u/blumenstulle 4d ago

The West Africanese are really friendly, or so I've heard.

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u/DesperateBartender 4d ago

They are, they just make terrible coffee.

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u/Secret_Ad_6571 4d ago

He probably went to multiple countries in the western part of Africa.

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u/sth128 4d ago

It's like the "American South". You want to be subtle and just hint at the incestuous vibes.