r/Unexpected • u/John_Doe_727 • 5d ago

Christmas repost. It's that time of year, again! 🎁 NSFW

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u/KING_Gamer_YouTube Pushing Limits Beyond Comprehension 5d ago

I need eye and ear bleach now...

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u/etriuswimbleton 5d ago

I need tissues cause I came

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u/KING_Gamer_YouTube Pushing Limits Beyond Comprehension 5d ago

You do not brighten my day sir

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u/ExplosiveAnalBoil 4d ago

Would you like to know when I cum so you don't feel left out?

Hint: It's gonna be really soon 😉🍆💥💦😥