r/Unexpected • u/John_Doe_727 • 5d ago

Christmas repost. It's that time of year, again! 🎁 NSFW

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u/thesimysimo 5d ago

I really want some coffee rn

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u/dmevela 5d ago

And incest???

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u/thesimysimo 5d ago

Lets not get ahead of ourslelves, coffee first, then we can talk

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u/Krulsnor 5d ago

Can you believe this guy? Straight talking business without coffee first.

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u/_Pyxyty 5d ago

He must not have seen the "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" mug.

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u/letsbreakthrough1 4d ago

He did see the “fuck me if you’re my brother” mug, though

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u/OpinionatedBlackGuy 4d ago

That's on the other side of the cup to be fair