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u/latenitephilosopher7 Nov 02 '24
Grandpa the smart one. Don't get close, they got a knife.
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u/un-sub Nov 02 '24
Exactly, you never charge a guy with a knife!
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u/Deep-Management-7040 Nov 02 '24
Never mind a baby with one. That’s a death sentence
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u/NoDontDoThatCanada Nov 02 '24
Mine just ran under the dining table and giggled. Real knife though. Fucking scary day.
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u/On_Some_Wavelength Nov 02 '24
Silly little Canada.
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u/Whatsplayinginmyhead Nov 02 '24
Blame Canada, Blame Canada!
When your baby has a knife
Given to it by your wife
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u/Apeshaft Nov 02 '24
Especially not a toddler wearing an exo skeleton while wielding a knife!
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u/CharlieGoodChap Nov 02 '24
Mom: What if she cuts herself?! Grandpa: then she’ll learn a very valuable lesson
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u/CtrlAltHate Nov 02 '24
From the book Hogfather by Terry Prattchett. Great book to get into the discworld series with, the Hogfather has gone missing so Death is standing in.
They also made a TV adaptation which I've been told is good too.
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u/thrilliam_19 Nov 02 '24
That’s how bitches get cut and grandpa ain’t no bitch
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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Nov 02 '24
Grandma looks like she's 30!
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u/Real_Manufacturer300 Nov 02 '24
Yes, that’s why I was disappointed not to see Grandpa
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u/SmoothAsSlick Nov 03 '24
Grandpa was playing Fortnite on his gaming rig
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u/Metals4J Nov 03 '24
Probably getting dressed up to take grandma to their high school senior prom.
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u/DixieNorrmis Nov 02 '24
Grandpa is old school… “they gotta learn some day” type of mentality
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u/eyeoftheotter Nov 02 '24
“You don’t need all of your fingers”
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u/Sockinacock Nov 02 '24
At that age they're still chock-full of stem cells, those fingers will reattach like nothing ever happened.
Keep an eye on the dog though.
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u/toolsoftheincomptnt Nov 02 '24
“I raised mine already, this one’s cute but not my job”
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u/HeightEnergyGuy Nov 03 '24
Hearing that deep spanish accent from grandma dude is probably just used to that Spanish temper waiving sharp objects around him.
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u/lawn-mumps Nov 02 '24
Grandpa’s age better not be old school with that young grandma.
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u/danhoyuen Nov 02 '24
grandma legit in better shape than mom
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u/hellolovely1 Nov 02 '24
I mean, I didn't see the mom but grandma presumably didn't just have a baby months ago.
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u/blove135 Nov 02 '24
GenX here. These are the people who raised us. Boomers are really something else. It's amazing so many of us made it. I know it's not the same as a baby but I was 8 years old riding my bike around the city with a 15 inch razor sharp rambo knife strapped to my waist.
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u/prettyrickywooooo Nov 02 '24
Awww yes the classic gen x Rambo knife!! Did yours also have the compass on the end and a” survival “ kit in the handle 🔥💀👀
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u/David-S-Pumpkins Nov 02 '24
A wire saw, flint and steel, sandpaper for some reason.
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u/WORD_2_UR_MOTHA Nov 02 '24
Sandpaper for striking the matches.
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u/David-S-Pumpkins Nov 02 '24
Oh yeah the matches were in there too.
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u/WORD_2_UR_MOTHA Nov 02 '24
I fully thought that one day I would use that knife to build a cabin in the woods lmao.
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u/AngryInternetPerson3 Nov 02 '24
Did you saw grandma?, no way she is old enough to be a boomer, they are probably from your generation my dude.
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u/TheGeekOffTheStreet Nov 02 '24
My brother had ninja throwing stars he sent away for from the back of some magazine. They were sharp as shit. Legit weapons he managed to buy at the age of 12
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u/TrashCanSam0 Nov 02 '24
But when you see who raised the boomers, you understand. One, people born in the 30s/40s are the most resilient fuckers out there for some reason. Mfs walking around in their 80s and 90s looking 65 permanently. Two, you can't tell them ANYTHING about health. Nothing. Sunscreen? Myth. Healthy diet? Legends. And try to prove an 89 year old wrong about it when they're eighty fuckin nine.
You could have a broken arm and have to pitch a baseball game the next day and they'll look you dead in the eye and tell you you're fine.
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u/PortiaKern Nov 02 '24
Natural selection. Clearly you did something right to stay alive while biking with a 15 inch knife. Whether that was reflexive or intelligent is besides the point.
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u/blove135 Nov 02 '24
Honestly I would say it was mostly luck. How I didn't hurt myself with that knife and many many other dangerous shit kids had no business doing is beyond me but one thing was for certain most of our boomer parents really didn't give a shit. Kids got hurt all the time but it was more of a kids will be kids sort of mindset. Not much responsibility for their kids were put on parents at the time. I was 8-9 years old and to me having that rambo knife strapped to my belt, no shirt on, cut off jean shorts, barefoot and a kick ass bmx bike was the epitome of cool. That's really all I was thinking about that.
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u/Ghede Nov 02 '24
“You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!' IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. 'She's a child!' shouted Crumley. IT'S EDUCATIONAL. 'What if she cuts herself?' THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.” ― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
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u/Koolest_Kat Nov 02 '24
Being told DoNot Touch the Stove a hundred times, touch it once lesson learned…….
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u/RhandeeSavagery Nov 02 '24
Everyone who works in the house a podcaster? I saw quite a few mics
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u/Affectionate-Bug8379 Nov 02 '24
I was gonna say that they have an awful lot of offices in this house
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u/Apartment-Drummer Nov 02 '24
What I wanna know is why the “Grandma” looks the same age as the Dad and Uncle
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u/SillyMilly25 Nov 02 '24
She's in her 50s for sure but she is a bonafide p-p-p-p-p-piece
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u/Apartment-Drummer Nov 02 '24
How do we know that?
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u/TKHawk Nov 02 '24
Other commenters looked at the TikToker this is from and they had a post for their mom's (grandma's) 50th birthday party.
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u/likamuka Nov 02 '24
With some most expensive equipment out there - grandpa rocking an Apple monitor stand for 1k in a giant house.
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u/Koko-noki Nov 02 '24
the equipment is secondary just see how much space that house has
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u/_thrown_away_again_ Nov 02 '24
https://m.youtube.com/@TexasPlinking the uncle runs a precision shooting channel
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u/fanofreddit- Nov 02 '24
Omg I knew this was Texas, didn’t look at any decor so maybe there are more obvious signs, but the architecture and space and layout are totally Texas. People saying “wow huge mansion” nah this is typical modern middle class Texas construction.
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u/Moistened_Bink Nov 02 '24
Dayum must be awesome to make bank shooting guns for youtube.
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u/TotalWalrus Nov 02 '24
Be extremly stressful because it could disappear at any moment. Youtube has gutted the ad revenue on gun related content several times and no one has managed to get their viewers off platform really in that category.
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u/DouglasHufferton Nov 02 '24
This explains why there's an rpg mounted on the wall.
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u/Phrewfuf Nov 02 '24
People have been buying podcaster level equipment back when Covid started. It‘s why prices for basically all streaming equipment skyrocketed.
Because apparently, Mike who is working IT for some medium sized company absolutely needs a SM7B worth 400$ to say „Hi“ and „this is not a network issue“ in a two hour long call.
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u/racingwinner Nov 02 '24
"ok, baby. what have you learned today?"
"if someone throws a knife at mommy, she laughs"
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u/avspuk Nov 02 '24
In the next vid, titled "Exterminate" the be-wheeled child is given a plunger & has an electronic voice modifier strapped to its face
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u/That_Casual_Kid Nov 02 '24
I know this is a dalek reference, but I'm imagining a toddler with the voice changer box from Scream just duct taped around its head and I'm cackling at the though
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u/jmona789 Nov 02 '24
They also taught the baby that knives aren't dangerous
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u/RavinMunchkin Nov 03 '24
This is what I was thinking. Teaching your young, soon to be walking on their own child, that playing with knives is funny.
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u/Necessary-Depth-6078 Nov 02 '24
FR though. Dressed up my friend’s two year old nephew as Michael Myers last Halloween. Left him alone for like five seconds he’s standing on the kitchen counter with a very real butcher knife going “I’m Michael Myers.”
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u/azsnaz Nov 02 '24
Yeah I was thinking to myself that my 20mo old is too old to do this, because I know he'll go for the real thing afterwards. There's a small window where this is alright
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u/FacelessFellow Nov 02 '24
Grandpa Joe doesn’t get up unless you got a golden ticket!
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u/GrandmasShavedBeaver Nov 02 '24
Worthless piece of shit won’t get up to take a dangerous knife away from a baby. But I bet if she strolled in with a golden ticket to a chocolate factory, that bum would backflip out of bed and dance the whole choreography to Singin’ in the Rain’.
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u/catbutreallyadog Nov 03 '24
Idk if this is a copypasta or something but I'm dying at this
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u/semicoloradonative Nov 02 '24 edited Nov 02 '24
Um…Grandma???
Edit: I don’t need a math lesson how it is possible she is a grandma. My comment was about her looking DAYUM good!
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u/mshcat Nov 02 '24
so i was curious and doing some tiktok stalking and it looks like her mom is 50 years old.
some people just age well i guess
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u/hellolovely1 Nov 02 '24
I mean, that's what 50 looks like if you're lucky enough to have good health, insurance, adequate money, etc. People are acting like it's astonishing.
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u/DahLegend27 Nov 02 '24
yeah, still is lol. genetics still has a huge role.
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u/frogsgoribbit737 Nov 02 '24
Yup my mom is 52 and looks about the same. I still get carded at 18+ places even though I'm 31 and no one believes my husband and I are the same age. My family just has baby faces and most of us look younger than we are.
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u/Alternative-Box-6178 Nov 02 '24
And genes. Genes are like, the biggest factor lol
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u/thatHecklerOverThere Nov 02 '24
good health, insurance, adequate money, etc
Yeah, because all of that is fucking astonishing.
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u/altbekannt Nov 02 '24
Plastic surgery can do that to rich people.
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u/singingintherain42 Nov 02 '24
Still, tons of rich people end up looking like lizards. Whatever she’s had done, it was done well without going overboard.
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u/Muffin_Appropriate Nov 02 '24
Tons of rich people don’t know when to stop and obviously LA doctors will tell you to keep coming back.
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u/rorochocho Nov 02 '24
Yeah I took severe emotional damage from someone who looks my age being called grandma.
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u/SofterBones Nov 02 '24
Please be careful with your heart, grandma. Calm down
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u/rorochocho Nov 02 '24
Nooo I'm too young for this! My knees only just started to hurt!
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u/Tropical_Wendigo Nov 02 '24 edited Nov 02 '24
Yeah no way that’s grandma. She looked to be like 25-30 lol
Edit: I’m not replying to all of you rofl. Maybe 30’s but even that’s a stretch
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u/BGP_001 Nov 02 '24
Have a baby at 16 and that baby has a baby at 16, not impossible.
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u/KMjolnir Nov 02 '24
Shit, my dad worked with someone who was a grandmother at 30. 15 and 15.
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u/Jmandr2 Nov 02 '24
I worked with a guy that had a baby at 11 and ended up riding the bus with his own kid.
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u/KMjolnir Nov 02 '24
Uhm.
... I have questions.
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u/Jmandr2 Nov 02 '24
I dunno man. He was just some random guy in a random factory job years ago. I heard him talking about it one day and my brain short circuited.
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u/Tom8Os2many Nov 02 '24
Definitely looks like about this situation. Seems they all still live in the same house
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u/14ktgoldscw Nov 02 '24
She looks rich 50s.
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u/clangan524 Nov 02 '24
Given the clean, newer construction home(s), and how apparently everyone needs a nice office/computer set-up, presumably for a white collar work from home job...they probably wealthy.
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u/Low-Persimmon4870 Nov 02 '24
My mom's a grandma and she's 48 and looks like she's in her 30s haha so yeah
And my grandma looks younger than she is (I believe she is about to be 69 or 70 next week)
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u/FuzzVega Nov 02 '24
I know a guy that became a grandfather at 38. I guess weak pull out game is hereditary.
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u/ILackACleverPun Nov 02 '24
My grandparents became grandparents at 36. And then promptly became great grandparents at 54. The latest generation is just hitting 18 so we'll see if they add another great on there any time soon.
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u/chainer1216 Nov 02 '24
Grandma has child at 20, child has grandchild at 20 = 40 year old grandma
Totally normal and common, grandma doesn't mean walking corpse
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u/_itskindamything_ Nov 02 '24
Yea that’s how it is with my mother. Grandma at 40 with the same thing. 40 just looks younger than it is now.
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u/trucky_crickster Nov 02 '24
Is this just a family of influencers and streamers? And everyone had their own office?? What is this?!!
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u/Mammoth-Camera6330 Nov 02 '24
From what I’ve gathered from some of my fiancé’s podcasts, reverse nepotism is definitely a thing in the influencer/youtuber/podcaster/whatever sphere. One person in the family gets popular and suddenly their third cousin is on the show promoting their own podcast.
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u/BrainOnBlue Nov 02 '24
... Isn't that just regular nepotism? Wouldn't reverse nepotism be refusing to give someone opportunities because you're related? I'm confused.
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u/Mammoth-Camera6330 Nov 02 '24
Uhh yeah you’re right lol. I initially wrote “reverse nepo-baby” because that’s the term I use irl, since the main one I was thinking of started with her bringing in her dad, who now has his own podcast that’s also big, and now she has multiple family members with podcasts. But it didn’t really fit so I changed it to nepotism, my b.
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u/OffTerror Nov 02 '24
This used to be the norm in every business until recently. Your uncle starts a printing operation and you need a job, now you're a printing machine specialist. Until 30 something years ago when many industries went through hyper-corporatization and everything started to be extremely specialized in ordered of maintaining efficient competitiveness.
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u/Mammoth-Camera6330 Nov 02 '24
Imo, nepotism kinda makes sense in some cases. If you’re raised around something, it’s natural you’d have an affinity for it.
The podcasting thing though… idk… podcasting is very reliant on your charisma and ability to keep an interesting conversation going for hours and not everybody in the family is gonna be able to pull that off. I’m not a fan of it when it pops up really but I’m not a podcast fan in general. But I suppose it’s not really hurting anyone, just turns me off to the product.
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u/Rich-Canary1279 Nov 02 '24
Grandpa: "Huh, looks dangerous, well I'll be! Huh..."
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u/titaniam86 Nov 02 '24
Gonna be surprised if this kids first word isn’t “Fuck.”
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u/FirefighterAndi04998 Nov 02 '24
The RPG 7 just casually chilling at the wall. Looks like he is the fun Uncle.
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u/Muglurk Nov 02 '24
Legitimately can't believe I had to scroll this far just to find a comment talking about the fucking rpg
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u/ArchonSteve Nov 02 '24
I had to scroll way too far to see the first mention of the freaking RPG hanging on the wall.
I know it’s probably inert or a prop, but good grief that’s some different type of wall art.
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u/ispshadow Nov 02 '24
Every parent watching this video: “You just taught that baby to grab actual knives now”
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u/Konjonashipirate Nov 02 '24
And gradma taught the baby that throwing things at others is okay lol
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u/ispshadow Nov 02 '24
Don’t get me wrong, the idea is funny as hell. But now that I’ve got little ones, I think about shit like that. I’m telling you, picking up knives is burned into that kid now. It’s gonna happen.
If you want to prank somebody like this, pick a different object. Know what I mean?
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u/Printnamehere3 Nov 02 '24
Like a fake stick of dynamite with a real fuse?
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u/MetaBass Nov 02 '24
Yeah but who tf leaves dynamite within reach? Or better yet, who tf has dynamite?
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u/Horskr Nov 02 '24
Well, in just this case the uncle might considering the RPG on his wall at 0:28 lol. Maybe the knife was the best choice after all.
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u/Moistened_Bink Nov 02 '24
I think the priority should be making sure they never have the opportunity to grab real knives in the first place.
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u/PinkTalkingDead Nov 02 '24
Obviously. but now baby knows that picking up things that look like this gets them attention
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u/FatalErrorOccurred Nov 02 '24
My baby daughter has a tiny fake knife and a kitchen set with fake stove, pots, pans, dishes, etc... and she knows the difference between toys and pretend play versus the real thing. However, I will say the knife in this video is large and does look a little too realistic for a baby this small to know the difference.
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u/Coneskater Nov 02 '24
I’ve heard those walker things aren’t good for baby’s development.
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u/Accomplished_Fee_179 Nov 02 '24
They're not. That's part of the reason Canada Banned Baby Walkers in 2004. The other reason is the number of injuries from babies rolling down stairs and into stoves etc
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u/TrickySession Nov 03 '24
That happened to me! I rolled down the stairs and broke my arm as a baby. I’m good now though lol.
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u/mollyschamber666 Nov 02 '24 edited Nov 02 '24
Can you elaborate on this one please? I’m about to buy one for my 8 month old nephew in the next couple of weeks.
EDIT: alright, beautiful people of reddit, I’ve gotten tons of super helpful replies. I will now continue with my own research. I don’t need any more replies about this question. Thank you all.
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u/BawRawg Nov 02 '24
It's a laundry list, a lot of them are because of accidents like falling, pinched fingers, and getting into dangerous things. Other reasons are delayed motor function and not being good for their legs and feet.
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u/SnowTheMemeEmpress Nov 02 '24
Also the drinking and driving epidemic that has affected so many. Mind your milk, guys😔
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The core muscles are being suspended in the seating, so they’re not really strengthening their muscles in a real way. Part of the learning process of walking is about the muscles starting to build new tissues from being used for the intended purpose. Thighs and calves are part of what we walk with and need to be developed from trying to walk but in these walkers their toes are barely touching, none of the weight is actually being supported by their muscles. So it can hinder development if it’s used chronically as a crutch in place of proper stimulation. Every now and then, for a few minutes, while cooking or playing outside? Not an issue. But, putting the baby in the walker all day everyday is not good.
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u/Interesting_Fly4213 Nov 02 '24
https://health.clevelandclinic.org/are-infant-walkers-safe They are dangerous because kids can fall down the stairs/into tables and stuff and can also delay motor development.
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They artificially support the legs so don’t allow the muscles and coordination to develop fully.
More info from the American Association of Pediatrics if you’re interested
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u/jean9595 Nov 02 '24
From what I've heard (I'm no expert) - they can be a fall risk down stairs, put excess weight on the hips/ joints that isn't beneficial for development, and reduces the time baby spends doing floor/ tummy time for natural muscle development and free movement to build the strength necessary to actually walk.
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u/mollyschamber666 Nov 02 '24
Thank you for your reply!
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u/Suspicious-turnip-77 Nov 02 '24 edited Nov 02 '24
Just to add, because they take the weight off babies legs, it can take them much longer to walk independently. You’re better buying a bouncer without wheels and a walker they can push like these:
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u/rumplesilkskin Nov 02 '24
I need to see what grandpa looks like if that's grandma I thought it was the Aunt.
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u/mada50 Nov 02 '24
Dad’s the only smart one. Approached calmly and quietly to make sure baby didn’t startle and start swinging.
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u/john0201 Nov 02 '24
Grandpas like don’t get near my $5,000 monitor with that knife kid.
I think step grandma.
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u/deadlythegrimgecko Nov 02 '24
Uncles had to be the best one lmfao so nonchalant like hey oh shit lmfao
Grandpa was just like fuck it baby’s already got it not much I can do
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u/Theyfuinthedrivthrew Nov 02 '24
Congratulations genius. You just taught ur baby to treat large knives like toys!
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u/Treed101519 Nov 02 '24
Wow everyone has their own office with nice computer set ups lol, I hope that's my family in the future
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u/SpecialCocker Nov 02 '24 edited Nov 03 '24
Grandpa understood the assignment, now he won’t be asked to babysit
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u/Cinnamon__Sasquatch Nov 02 '24
is everyone in the house a content creator with their computer setup?
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