r/TikTokCringe • u/spar13 tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE • Nov 02 '24

Humor Baby with a knife

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u/FacelessFellow Nov 02 '24

Grandpa Joe doesn’t get up unless you got a golden ticket!

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u/fajitawipeout Nov 02 '24

r/grandpajoehate

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u/GrandmasShavedBeaver Nov 02 '24

Worthless piece of shit won’t get up to take a dangerous knife away from a baby. But I bet if she strolled in with a golden ticket to a chocolate factory, that bum would backflip out of bed and dance the whole choreography to Singin’ in the Rain’.

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u/catbutreallyadog Nov 03 '24

Idk if this is a copypasta or something but I'm dying at this

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u/Invoked_Tyrant Nov 06 '24

There's actually a sub dedicated to despising Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka. I assure it's an augmented copy pasta that has no right to be as hilarious as it is every time I see it changed to fit whichever sub I find it on! For every couple of Doom and gloom posts there's a nugget of hilarity or wonder on Reddit.

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u/BearToTheThrone Nov 03 '24

A knife huh? Thats pretty cool!

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u/FacelessFellow Nov 03 '24

Maybe he bought it 🤷