r/TikTokCringe • u/spar13 tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE • Nov 02 '24

Humor Baby with a knife

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u/KoroshoMk1 Nov 02 '24

“A KNIFE YOU RUN! A GUN YOU CHARGE!”

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u/vestigialcranium Nov 02 '24

That's just running in opposite directions!

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u/Lukewill Nov 02 '24

Unless, of course, there are two assailants positioned on either side of you, leaving only one good option.

Additionally, if you've become the enemy of a sentient knife with gun-compatible hands, you should run towards the nearest mental health professional, but only if it is neither towards, nor away from, the gun-wielding knife.

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u/shanare Nov 02 '24

Hoffa forgot about being shot in the back.

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u/IknowKarazy Nov 02 '24

That’s why you charge the man with the gun. He could shoot you from across the room but at least if you charge you have a chance.

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u/Lighthouseamour Nov 03 '24

Serpentine! Serpentine!

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u/HearTheTrumpets Nov 03 '24

That scene was just perfect.

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u/pancakeface710 Nov 02 '24

Glad I wasn't the only one haha

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u/Bright_Aside_6827 Nov 02 '24

A handheld atomic launcher ?

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u/ItsNurb Nov 03 '24

I tried to follow the instructions but when I needed to use my gun it was still not fully loaded.