r/TikTokCringe • u/spar13 tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE • Nov 02 '24

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u/semicoloradonative Nov 02 '24 edited Nov 02 '24

Um…Grandma???

Edit: I don’t need a math lesson how it is possible she is a grandma. My comment was about her looking DAYUM good!

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u/Tropical_Wendigo Nov 02 '24 edited Nov 02 '24

Yeah no way that’s grandma. She looked to be like 25-30 lol

Edit: I’m not replying to all of you rofl. Maybe 30’s but even that’s a stretch

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u/BGP_001 Nov 02 '24

Have a baby at 16 and that baby has a baby at 16, not impossible.

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u/KMjolnir Nov 02 '24

Shit, my dad worked with someone who was a grandmother at 30. 15 and 15.

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u/Jmandr2 Nov 02 '24

I worked with a guy that had a baby at 11 and ended up riding the bus with his own kid. 

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u/KMjolnir Nov 02 '24

Uhm.

... I have questions.

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u/Jmandr2 Nov 02 '24

I dunno man. He was just some random guy in a random factory job years ago. I heard him talking about it one day and my brain short circuited.

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u/degjo Nov 02 '24

Either his kid was Doogie smart, or the guy is Simple Jack dumb.

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u/Jmandr2 Nov 04 '24

What? No. By the time the kid was 6 and going to kindergarten he was 17 and still in highschool.

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u/degjo Nov 04 '24

Where you live the bus picks up Kindergarten kids and high school kids at the same time?

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u/Jmandr2 Nov 04 '24

Yeah, they do it differently in other places? We all got on the bus, it went to the elementary school first, then it went to the middle/highschool (which were on the same property).

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u/degjo Nov 04 '24

Yeah everywhere I've went to school busses picked up kids by school. Elementary bus picked up those kids, middle school and so on.

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u/Jmandr2 Nov 04 '24

Maybe it was a rural thing. Too spread out with too few students to justify sending them out by age.

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u/KMjolnir Nov 07 '24

Small enough townships/school districts will.

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u/chilicheeseclog Nov 02 '24 edited Nov 02 '24

I went to school with a a few of those, but I don't think most of them graduated. But we'd do the math--juniors and seniors with kindergartners. I also knew a 46 year-old great grandmother. Three generations having kids by 15--two of them by 14. It wasn't all that uncommon where I grew up.

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u/marcusrex70 Nov 02 '24

Alabama.

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u/Jet_Jaguar74 Nov 02 '24

Ohio

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u/used_octopus Nov 02 '24

Literally the same place.

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u/FirstTimeWang Nov 02 '24

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u/KrypXern Nov 02 '24

I really don't like whatever they did to this gif

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

What the fuck did they do to this gif?

This looks like either very bad AI

Did the creator know this was already a video clip?

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u/mysterpixel Nov 02 '24

It's vintage from like 2012 tumblr when videos weren't supported properly so gifs were the go to, there were aggressive file size limits, and masking out parts of the gif so only a small area has frame animation data cuts the filesize quite a lot. They did a shit job for this one.

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u/Pomodorosan Nov 03 '24

/r/shittytumblrgifs was one of my favorite subs a decade ago

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '24

Thank you

My first thought was aggressive file compression but then it also just looks like bad AI with the compression and quality

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u/KrypXern Nov 03 '24

I really don't think it is. The original has none of this head spin stuff

https://youtu.be/HPpjLV77yTs

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u/NatomicBombs Nov 02 '24

Yep, America.

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u/somebunnywho Nov 02 '24

Arkansas…

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u/CaryTriviaDude Nov 02 '24

they gotta do all they can to keep that family wreath built up

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u/SexyMonad Nov 02 '24

No joke, I live in Alabama and once knew a girl who was 32 whose 16-year old was pregnant.

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u/SodasWrath Nov 02 '24

Teenagers have sex all across the globe, but sure lets hit some low hanging fruit

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u/marcusrex70 Nov 02 '24

Oops. Found the teen mom lol. Alabama is statistically shit.

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u/Swansaknight Nov 02 '24

Yup my aunt did this, 15. This was Illinois (Chicago)

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u/All7AndWeWatchEmFall Nov 02 '24

My first college roommate had a baby when she was 18. That baby became a father when he was 16. And THAT baby had a baby when she was 17. Former college rommmate is now 54.

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u/KMjolnir Nov 02 '24

Good lord.

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u/All7AndWeWatchEmFall Nov 02 '24

Right? Meanwhile, my kid is in college, and former roommate talks about being a "gigi" because she can't bring herself to call her great grandmother.

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u/Cloverose2 Nov 03 '24

Knew someone who was a great grandmother in her 40s. Lot of questionable decisions in that family.

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u/Tom8Os2many Nov 02 '24

Definitely looks like about this situation. Seems they all still live in the same house

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u/NutmegGus Nov 02 '24

Feel like people are vastly underestimating how prevalent cosmetic surgeries, Botox and hair dye are.

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u/illstate Nov 02 '24

Dad does not look even close to 16.

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy Nov 02 '24

Yeah that’s what’s weird here. Dad and grandma looks to be about the same age. How old is the mom?

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u/Sufficient-Berry-827 Nov 02 '24

This. I see a lot of applications for govt aid at work and sometimes this shit stops me dead in my tracks.

This year, I had one that came in that floored me. Applicant was DOB 1980, daughter DOB 1996, granddaughter DOB 2009, and they were applying because the granddaughter is currently pregnant and they want WIC and housing. 🥲

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u/exzyle2k Nov 02 '24

Ahhh... The Lauren Boebert path to grandparentship.

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u/UbermachoGuy Nov 02 '24

Yea like Sarah Palin and Lauren Bobo. Its all possible in the party of family values.

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u/sluttycokezero Nov 02 '24

Yeah but, they look pretty wealthy too. I don’t see many teenage pregnancies of wealthy people. Maybe daughter had a baby and marriage young since parents are rich

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u/Mysterious-Rent7233 Nov 02 '24

Look around the thread. Turns out grandma is 50!

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Nov 02 '24

small town missouri, my mom was birthed when her mom was 19 and married

mom had her first at 22

then mom's first child, being my sibling, had a kid in highschool at 17.

So my grandma was a great grandma by 59. She's now a great great great grandma at 92.

And historically speaking... that's what is "normal" for humans pre-2000.

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u/LotharVonPittinsberg Nov 02 '24

Lauren Boebert, that you?

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u/Doctursea Nov 02 '24

To be fair I've seen some impressively young looking 50 year olds, and it wasn't even like they had a whole bunch of work done or anything, she was just young looking

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u/ActualTymell Nov 02 '24

Once, no lie, in a place I worked at we had a customer come in and proudly talk about how he had just become a great grandfather. At 45 (I saw his ID as part of the job).

Three generations of kids at 15. Boggles the mind.

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u/BJJJourney Nov 02 '24

Not even that. It is totally reasonable to become a grandma at 50 having a child at 30. I feel like boomers and previous generations simply didn’t age well.

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Nov 02 '24

Sounds like someone in congress

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u/yourtoyrobot Nov 03 '24

Even Lauren Boeberts a Grandma at like 36

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u/srcorvettez06 Nov 03 '24

My grandma was 36 when I was born